{"id":4403,"date":"2015-05-22T04:51:47","date_gmt":"2015-05-22T04:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/09\/dear-god-no-sexes-unite-against-worst-human-rights-violation-since-men-in-tank-tops-pic\/"},"modified":"2015-05-22T04:51:47","modified_gmt":"2015-05-22T04:51:47","slug":"god-no-sexes-unite-against-worst-human-rights-violation-since-men-in-tank-topspic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4403","title":{"rendered":"‘God, no’! Sexes unite against ‘worst human rights violation since’ men in tank tops [pic]"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/gabrielmalor\/status\/476038862557704192\n

We’re sure you have very nice calves, Gabriel. But there has got to be a better way than this to show them off:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/businessinsider\/status\/476036237791608834\n

The look has a few supporters:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/gabrielmalor\/status\/476038549813592065\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JimmyPrinceton\/status\/476039356826660866\n

But overall? Unless your name is Angus Young …<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/TheBrandonMorse\/status\/476038572605063168\n

It looks like what we have here is a major fashion faux pas:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/RyanSloaneCNN\/status\/476039346777505792\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/instapundit\/status\/476040950301466625\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SonnyBunch\/status\/476036951431479296\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/TheBrandonMorse\/status\/476037497911140352\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/EdMorrissey\/status\/476039322953863168\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/michaelscherer\/status\/476041308445106176\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JohnEkdahl\/status\/476036430934712325\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lachlan\/status\/476040104407216128\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/TheBrandonMorse\/status\/476036619011518464\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BenHowe\/status\/476037095564521472\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ctsa\/status\/476037589879623684\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/bennyjohnson\/status\/476038406812598274\n

Boss: "So that's a short suit, huh?"\nDouche: "Yes, sir!"\nBoss: "You're fired."— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) June 09, 2014<\/a><\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jimantle\/status\/476040193737502720\n

It’s a scientific fact that short suits are bad for mankind:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JonahNRO\/status\/476041236579880960\n

Remember that, guys. Also:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JonahNRO\/status\/476041475567153152\n

Men, don’t let this happen to you:<\/p>\n

\"Bobby<\/p>\n

See how sad he is? If you love the ladies who love you, just say no to short suits.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BethanyBowra\/status\/476041177842454530\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mooshakins\/status\/476037627549089792\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/conkc2\/status\/476040875659632640\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ElissaRoberson\/status\/476047729030729731\n

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.<\/p>

Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/09\/dear-god-no-sexes-unite-against-worst-human-rights-violation-since-men-in-tank-tops-pic\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/gabrielmalor\/status\/476038862557704192 We’re sure you have very nice calves, Gabriel. But there has got to be a better way than this to show them off: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/businessinsider\/status\/476036237791608834 The look has a few supporters: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/gabrielmalor\/status\/476038549813592065 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JimmyPrinceton\/status\/476039356826660866 But overall? Unless your name is Angus Young … http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/TheBrandonMorse\/status\/476038572605063168 It looks like what we have here is a major fashion faux … Continue reading ‘God, no’! Sexes unite against ‘worst human rights violation since’ men in tank tops [pic]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4404,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[2476],"class_list":["post-4403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-mainstream"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/14322667077303-screen-shot-2014-06-09-at-10-59-42-am.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4403\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}