{"id":4209,"date":"2015-05-18T00:45:32","date_gmt":"2015-05-18T00:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/23\/inventor-of-ak-47-dies-piers-morgan-does-his-thing\/"},"modified":"2015-05-18T00:45:32","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T00:45:32","slug":"inventor-of-ak-47-dies-piers-morgan-does-histhing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4209","title":{"rendered":"Inventor of AK-47 dies; Piers Morgan does his thing"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CalebHowe\/status\/415229848315891712\r\n
Mikhail Kalashnikov, creator associated with AK-47, has died during the age of 94.<\/p>\r\n
Piers “Musket” Morgan quickly, and predictably, sprang into action:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/piersmorgan\/status\/415224135719981056\r\n
(part note: Michael Bloomberg to freak in regards to the smoking in 3… 2… 1…)<\/p>\r\n
Here’s an idea for a solution, Morgan-style:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hale_razor\/status\/415226217122385920\r\n
Yeah, a person should pass a law that claims a child can’t carry that around in Syria! Oh, wait:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ThePantau\/status\/415227096781172736
Read even more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/23\/inventor-of-ak-47-dies-piers-morgan-does-his-thing\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CalebHowe\/status\/415229848315891712 Mikhail Kalashnikov, creator associated with AK-47, has died during the age of 94. Piers “Musket” Morgan quickly, and predictably, sprang into action: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/piersmorgan\/status\/415224135719981056 (part note: Michael Bloomberg to freak in regards to the smoking in 3… 2… 1…) Here’s an idea for a solution, Morgan-style: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/hale_razor\/status\/415226217122385920 Yeah, a person should pass a law that … Continue reading Inventor of AK-47 dies; Piers Morgan does his thing<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4210,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[2363,2362,1323,103],"class_list":["post-4209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-michael-bloomberg","tag-mikhail-kalashnikov","tag-piers-morgan","tag-twitchy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/14318343511566-piers-morgan-rifle.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4209\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}