{"id":41712,"date":"2018-05-26T04:07:34","date_gmt":"2018-05-26T04:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/viralnova.com\/strange-smuggling-techniques\/"},"modified":"2018-05-26T04:07:34","modified_gmt":"2018-05-26T04:07:34","slug":"smuggling-paraphernalia-can-be-hard-work-even-when-it-fails-this-is-ridiculous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/41712","title":{"rendered":"Smuggling Paraphernalia Can Be Hard Work, Even When It Fails. This Is Ridiculous."},"content":{"rendered":"

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I figured smuggling would be an interesting line of work, but I had no idea just how strange<\/strong> it actually was. It’s difficult enough to get perfectly legal foods across borders, so naturally trying to bring illegal things into a country is even harder. You can’t just slap a fake mustache on a bag of cocaine and tell security it’s your Uncle Pete. (Even if that does sound outlandishly genius.)<\/p>\n

If you want to make money off of contraband, you have to be creative. Just take a look at some of the weird examples below–and don’t forget, these are the techniques that didn’t<\/em> work.  <\/p>\n

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1.) Avocado Filled with Cocaine<\/h3>\n\t\t
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2.) Stuffed Animal Stuffed with a Handgun<\/h3>\n\t\t
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3.) Clams Stuffed with Cocaine<\/h3>\n\t\t
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4.) Chocolate-covered Methamphetamine<\/h3>\n\t\t
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5.) Ceramic Cats Filled with Opium<\/h3>\n\t\t
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6.) Money in Bread<\/h3>\n\t\t
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7.) Cocaine in Breast Implants<\/h3>\n\t\t
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8.) Ecstasy Inside of a Mr. Potato Head Toy<\/h3>\n\t\t
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9.) Marijuana Packed into the Shape of a Donkey<\/h3>\n\t\t
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10.) Geckos in Books<\/h3>\n\t\t
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11.) Plant Base Filled with Ephedrine<\/h3>\n\t\t
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12.) Wooden Door Filled with Cocaine<\/h3>\n\t\t
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13.) Frogs in a Film Cannister<\/h3>\n\t\t
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14.) Anabolic Steroids in Lubricant Bottles<\/h3>\n\t\t
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15.) Snake in a Clay Pot<\/h3>\n\t\t
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16.) Cocaine in Candy Eggs<\/h3>\n\t\t
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17.) Soccer Ball Filled with Cigarettes<\/h3>\n\t\t
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18.) Dead Bugs Filled with Cocaine<\/h3>\n\t\t
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Whoa. That sure is an interesting line of work. Imagine what these people could have done with those creative minds of theirs if they had chosen a career where most retirement parties don’t take place in a prison. This really makes you wonder how people successfully brings these things in!<\/p>\t\t\t\t

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