{"id":4171,"date":"2015-05-17T05:45:32","date_gmt":"2015-05-17T05:45:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/christianzamora\/tbh-cinderellas-fairy-godmother-was-the-absolute-worst-fairy"},"modified":"2015-05-17T05:45:32","modified_gmt":"2015-05-17T05:45:32","slug":"cinderellas-fairy-godmother-was-actually-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4171","title":{"rendered":"Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<b>Bibbidi-bobbidi-flop.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<div id=\"buzz_sub_buzz\" class=\"c suplist_none suplist_list_hide \">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085586\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">1.<\/span> You all know Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother as the woman who bibbidi-bobbidi-booped and changed Cinderella’s fate for the better…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/14\/enhanced\/webdr10\/enhanced-18280-1424892458-33.png\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"457\" alt=\"You all know Cinderella's Fairy Godmother as the woman who bibbidi-bobbidi-booped and changed Cinderella's fate for the better...\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/14\/enhanced\/webdr10\/enhanced-18280-1424892458-33.png\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085600\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">2.<\/span> Well #disbitch is actually the laziest, most IDIOTIC fairy godmother to EVER have existed and should be completely BANNED from ever serving another orphan girl.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/14\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_enhanced-24367-1424892640-15_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 468px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/14\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_enhanced-24367-1424892640-15.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney \/ <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/carlabatrinu.tumblr.com\/post\/33263096120\">carlabatrinu.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085695\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">3.<\/span> To start off, we first meet this so-called “Fairy Godmother” when Cinderella’s distress (over her inability to go to the ball) summoned her.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/14\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-32498-1424892728-20.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"449\" alt=\"To start off, we first meet this so-called &quot;Fairy Godmother&quot; when Cinderella's distress (over her inability to go to the ball) summoned her.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/14\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-32498-1424892728-20.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085897\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">4.<\/span> Cinderella has no fucking CLUE who this woman is, which is a little surprising because aren’t Fairy Godmothers supposed to protect you your whole life? ESPECIALLY those who have lived a life like Cinderella?<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/14\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_enhanced-29408-1424893781-4_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"459\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 459px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/14\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_original-29408-1424893782-7.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Like both of her parents are D E A D as fuck and she&rsquo;s a servant to her wicked stepmother. HELLO FAIRY GODMOTHER&mdash; THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COME IN.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085930\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">5.<\/span> Anyways, after this “fairy” just nonchalantly shows up to help Cinderella get to the ball, SHE CAN’T EVEN FIND HER FUCKING WAND.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-30008-1424895013-9_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"448\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 448px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr01\/anigif_enhanced-30008-1424895013-9.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Her one source of magic, I might add.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085945\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">6.<\/span> YOU HAD ONE JOB, GODMOTHER.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-16744-1424895048-8_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"448\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 448px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-16744-1424895048-8.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Like are you a Hogwarts dropout or some shit?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5086065\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">7.<\/span> After retracing her steps, she ends up finding her wand, and thinks, <i>HMMM YOU KNOW WHAT CINDY NEEDS? SHE NEEDS A CARRIAGE MADE OUT OF A FUCKING PUMPKIN.<\/i>\n<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr03\/enhanced-18506-1424895266-16.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"After retracing her steps, she ends up finding her wand, and thinks, HMMM YOU KNOW WHAT CINDY NEEDS? SHE NEEDS A CARRIAGE MADE OUT OF A FUCKING PUMPKIN.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr03\/enhanced-18506-1424895266-16.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Because that&rsquo;s the most IDEAL FORM OF TRANSPORTATION to get to a ball.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5086242\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">8.<\/span> After she uses her limitless sorcery to make a carriage OUT OF A PUMPKIN, she decides it should be pulled by MICE TURNED INTO HORSES.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-28301-1424895630-6_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"447\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 447px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr12\/anigif_enhanced-28301-1424895630-6.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Because why would you make this magic pumpkin carriage fly? THAT WOULD BE SILLY.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5086248\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">9.<\/span> … And during all of this, there was LITERALLY a horse right next to her that she could have just made into a better, prettier horse to pull the carriage.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr04\/enhanced-15152-1424895677-26.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"... And during all of this, there was LITERALLY a horse right next to her that she could have just made into a better, prettier horse to pull the carriage.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr04\/enhanced-15152-1424895677-26.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Horse-mice that have never been bigger than a few inches UNTIL NOW is a MUCH better option, obviously.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5086457\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">10.<\/span> So then this ~vigilant~ fairy finally notices the horse and decides he would make a PERFECT coachman.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-16809-1424896181-13_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"448\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 448px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr04\/anigif_enhanced-16809-1424896181-13.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">FUNDAMENTALLY PROBLEMATIC.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5086478\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">11.<\/span> Yeah, Fairy Godmother, LET’S PUT A HORSE-HUMAN IN CHARGE OF MICE-HORSES TO GET CINDERELLA TO THE BALL SAFELY. THIS WILL END WELL.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr05\/enhanced-14739-1424896377-16.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"Yeah, Fairy Godmother, LET'S PUT A HORSE-HUMAN IN CHARGE OF MICE-HORSES TO GET CINDERELLA TO THE BALL SAFELY. THIS WILL END WELL.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr05\/enhanced-14739-1424896377-16.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney \/ Christian Zamora \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">YOU DRUNK GIRL?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5086572\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">12.<\/span> AND THEN she decides to turn a dog into a human too, serving no purpose whatsoever.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr10\/enhanced-30184-1424896423-7.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"AND THEN she decides to turn a dog into a human too, serving no purpose whatsoever.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr10\/enhanced-30184-1424896423-7.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">She was just YOLO-ing at this point.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5086605\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">13.<\/span> But most importantly, let’s NOT forget that this “Godmother” was about to PEACE OUT until Cindy was all like, “WHAT ABOUT MY DRESS, BITCH?!?!?!?!”<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr09\/enhanced-25231-1424896829-15.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"But most importantly, let's NOT forget that this &quot;Godmother&quot; was about to PEACE OUT until Cindy was all like, &quot;WHAT ABOUT MY DRESS, BITCH?!?!?!?!&quot;\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr09\/enhanced-25231-1424896829-15.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney \/ Christian Zamora \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">LADY.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5088607\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">14.<\/span> THERE YOU GO. WAS THAT SO HARD, GODMOTHER?<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-32039-1424896914-29_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"416\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 416px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr02\/anigif_enhanced-32039-1424896914-29.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5086678\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">15.<\/span> And then, to make it all just a TOTAL FLOPPAGE, this WORTHLESS fairy decides to put A TIME LIMIT on everything and is basically like, “TAKE BACKSIES AT MIDNIGHT!”<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-13196-1424901674-14.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt='And then, to make it all just a TOTAL FLOPPAGE, this WORTHLESS fairy decides to put A TIME LIMIT on everything and is basically like, \"TAKE BACKSIES AT MIDNIGHT!\"'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/17\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-13196-1424901674-14.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney \/ Christian Zamora \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">K thanks.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hti  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5087037\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">16.<\/span> So let’s just collect our thoughts here for a second:<\/h2>\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">This &ldquo;Fairy Godmother,&rdquo; whose whole purpose in life is to make Cinderella happy, showed up for the first time EVER in NINETEEN YEARS to spoil her with materialistic things, FOR A FUCKING DANCE, and it will all only last for a few hours? YOU GAVE THIS POOR ORPHAN HAPPINESS THAT WILL LAST SHORTER THAN A <i>LORD OF THE RINGS<\/i> MOVIE?<\/p>\n<p>OK AWESOME &mdash; THANKS FAIRY GODMOTHER!!! XOXOOXOXOXOXO<\/p>\t\t\t    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr01\/enhanced-29958-1424897380-22.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"So let's just collect our thoughts here for a second:\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr01\/enhanced-29958-1424897380-22.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">DISNEY<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5087187\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">17.<\/span> So Cinderella SOMEHOW manages to get to the ball safely and charms the ass off of Price Charming…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_enhanced-31083-1424897437-25_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"468\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 468px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr10\/anigif_enhanced-31083-1424897437-25.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">OK&hellip;So <i>maybe<\/i> this fairy knows what she&rsquo;s doing.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5087211\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">18.<\/span> But then it gets dangerously close to midnight so Cinderella storms off in a hurry and her shoe slips off her foot…<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-26843-1424897632-1.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"But then it gets dangerously close to midnight so Cinderella storms off in a hurry and her shoe slips off her foot...\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-26843-1424897632-1.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_text  buzz_superlist_item_wide   \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5094084\">\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">19.<\/span> <i>REALLY<\/i> FGM???????????????????????????????????<\/h2>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5087220\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">20.<\/span> WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE PROPER GLASS SLIPPER SIZE FOR CINDERELLA? HUH, FAIRY FUCKIN’ GODDAMNMOTHER!! ! ! ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-26843-1424897834-10.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE PROPER GLASS SLIPPER SIZE FOR CINDERELLA? HUH, FAIRY FUCKIN' GODDAMNMOTHER!! ! ! ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/15\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-26843-1424897834-10.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney \/ Christian Zamora \/ BuzzFeed<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Like poor Cinderella must have been stumblin&rsquo; ALL NIGHT.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5087255\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">21.<\/span> So, because Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother has no fuckin’ clue what she’s doing, girl is back to living in rags and ends up BEING LOCKED UP by her stepmother.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr09\/enhanced-11890-1424898012-1.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"So, because Cinderella's Fairy Godmother has no fuckin' clue what she's doing, girl is back to living in rags and ends up BEING LOCKED UP by her stepmother.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr09\/enhanced-11890-1424898012-1.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5088925\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">22.<\/span> Meanwhile, this “Fairy Godmother” is NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr05\/anigif_enhanced-3598-1424898140-2_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"448\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 448px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"Cinderella's Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr05\/anigif_enhanced-3598-1424898140-2.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5087277\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">23.<\/span> All I’m sayin’ is, if you can alter the DNA of a mouse to turn it into a FUCKING HORSE, you can magically unlock a door and get Cinderella out of her room.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-26961-1424898262-1.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"All I'm sayin' is, if you can alter the DNA of a mouse to turn it into a FUCKING HORSE, you can magically unlock a door and get Cinderella out of her room.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr11\/enhanced-26961-1424898262-1.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_grid_row  buzz_superlist_item_wide   \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5089014\">\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">24.<\/span> I get that it all worked out and Cindy lived “happily ever after,” or whatever, but why didn’t this fairy speed up this process a little quicker with her magic stick? LIKE WHY WAIT TO SHOW UP UNTIL SHE’S UPSET ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO A DANCE?<\/h2>\t\t<div class=\"grid_row three grid_height_m\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell cell_1\">\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell_image_wrapper\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style=\"width:203px;height:307px;overflow: hidden\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/anigif_enhanced-13134-1424898309-3.gif\" width=\"221\" height=\"309\" style=\"width: 221px;height: px\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"pinit\">\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"pin sub-buzz-pinterest-share bf_dom\" href=\";\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"icon\"><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_grid_cell_caption\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_grid_source_via\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/hoppip.tumblr.com\/post\/42204171371\/as-requested-redone-with-white-background\">hoppip.tumblr.com<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell cell_2\">\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell_image_wrapper\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style=\"width:203px;height:307px;overflow: hidden\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr11\/anigif_original-grid-image-26947-1424898347-4.gif\" width=\"221\" height=\"309\" style=\"width: 221px;height: px\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"pinit\">\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"pin sub-buzz-pinterest-share bf_dom\" href=\";\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"icon\"><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_grid_cell_caption\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_grid_source_via\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/hoppip.tumblr.com\/post\/42204171371\/as-requested-redone-with-white-background\">hoppip.tumblr.com<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell cell_3\">\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell_image_wrapper\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div style=\"width:203px;height:307px;overflow: hidden\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr11\/anigif_original-grid-image-26947-1424898348-9.gif\" width=\"221\" height=\"309\" style=\"width: 221px;height: px\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"pinit\">\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"pin sub-buzz-pinterest-share bf_dom\" href=\";\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"icon\"><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_grid_cell_caption\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_grid_source_via\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/hoppip.tumblr.com\/post\/42204171371\/as-requested-redone-with-white-background\">hoppip.tumblr.com<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t<div class=\"grid_clear\">&nbsp;<\/div>\t\t\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_text  buzz_superlist_item_wide   \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085713\">\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">25.<\/span> Because I mean, Cinderella went through a lot worse than not being able to go to the ball…<\/h2>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085719\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">26.<\/span> Like where was this Fairy Godmother when she was forced to scrub floors?<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-13097-1424898680-2.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"Like where was this Fairy Godmother when she was forced to scrub floors?\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-13097-1424898680-2.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085744\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">27.<\/span> Where was this “Fairy Godmother” when she was being physically assulted by her stepfamily?!?<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-13161-1424898660-15.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt='Where was this \"Fairy Godmother\" when she was being physically assulted by her stepfamily?!?'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr08\/enhanced-13161-1424898660-15.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5085828\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">28.<\/span> Or say, I don’t know, WHEN BOTH HER MOTHER AND FATHER DIED?! WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GODMOTHER!!!!!?!?! !! ! !!<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr07\/enhanced-20705-1424898890-1.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"Or say, I don't know, WHEN BOTH HER MOTHER AND FATHER DIED?! WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GODMOTHER!!!!!?!?! !! ! !!\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr07\/enhanced-20705-1424898890-1.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3692003_5087359\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">29.<\/span> I’m sorry homefairy, but you could have <i>bibbibi-bobbidi-booped<\/i> Cinderella a better life A LONG ASS TIME before you actually did. And because of that, you are the ABSOLUTE WORST Fairy Godmother to have ever existed.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr02\/enhanced-18824-1424899045-2.jpg\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"464\" alt=\"I'm sorry homefairy, but you could have bibbibi-bobbidi-booped Cinderella a better life A LONG ASS TIME before you actually did. And because of that, you are the ABSOLUTE WORST Fairy Godmother to have ever existed.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/25\/16\/enhanced\/webdr02\/enhanced-18824-1424899045-2.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Disney<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">AKA Fairy Godmother.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/christianzamora\/tbh-cinderellas-fairy-godmother-was-the-absolute-worst-fairy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/christianzamora\/tbh-cinderellas-fairy-godmother-was-the-absolute-worst-fairy<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bibbidi-bobbidi-flop. 1. You all know Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother as the woman who bibbidi-bobbidi-booped and changed Cinderella’s fate for the better… View this image &rsaquo; Disney 2. Well #disbitch is actually the laziest, most IDIOTIC fairy godmother to EVER have existed and should be completely BANNED from ever serving another orphan girl. View this image &rsaquo; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4171\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4172,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[580,1471,2339,2340,2341],"class_list":["post-4171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-fail","tag-disney","tag-fairy-godmother","tag-the-worst","tag-why"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/14318343341066-cinderellas-fairy-godmother-was-actually-the-worst-2-20953-1424934974-4_dblbig.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4171\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}