{"id":4001,"date":"2015-05-13T11:48:09","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T11:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/06\/15\/former-nfl-player-says-god-told-him-to-set-his-bed-on-fire-with-a-blunt\/"},"modified":"2015-05-13T11:48:09","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T11:48:09","slug":"former-nfl-player-obeys-god-sets-bed-on-fire-with-ablunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/4001","title":{"rendered":"Former NFL player obeys Jesus, establishes rest burning with a blunt"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CameronSiegmund\/status\/213651519868907520\r\n

We can’t know this to generate of things up, folks. Last NFL linebacker Kevin Ellison features gotten some difficulty battling their particular mental demons<\/a>. Yesterday he place their particular remainder unstoppable with a marijuana blunt there after hopped straight down their unique third-floor apartment screen. <\/p>\r\n

Anytime questioned, Ellison reported Jesus informed him having it done.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

Last Trojan Kevin Ellison begins fire with a lifeless after Jesus informed him to & later on jumps down display. WTF??<\/p>\r\n

— huge po7 (@PO7777777) Summer 15, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Predicated on courtroom reports, Ellison reach a health center as he informed Spokane Valley Deputy Fire Marshal Clifton Mehaffey that he’d put the fire with a cigar “because ‘God’ had informed him developing the others unstoppable.” Mehaffey presented Ellison completed talking-to him after he defined as an associate at work at the office of family unit members together with been already marketed having a legal professional.<\/p>\r\n

Wow. Merely wow.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

Appears as though last Trojan Kevin Ellison experiences several things…hope he obtains the assistance he requires.<\/p>\r\n

— Trenise Ferreira (@TreniseFerreira) Summer 15, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Appears to be Kevin Ellison and Wyatt Sexton would complement well.<\/p>\r\n

— Mike McShane (@mcshanem) June 15, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Past #Trojan<\/a> Kevin Ellison spot a fire with a lifeless & afterwards hopped apart a 3 narrative screen because Jesus informed him to?? i must state I cannot. #facepalm<\/a><\/p>\r\n

— Trenise Ferreira (@TreniseFerreira) Summer 15, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CameronSiegmund\/status\/213651519868907520 We can’t know this to generate of things up, folks. Last NFL linebacker Kevin Ellison features gotten some difficulty battling their particular mental demons. Yesterday he place their particular remainder unstoppable with a marijuana blunt there after hopped straight down their unique third-floor apartment screen. Anytime questioned, Ellison reported Jesus informed him having it … Continue reading Former NFL player obeys Jesus, establishes rest burning with a blunt<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}