{"id":3308,"date":"2015-04-28T05:46:53","date_gmt":"2015-04-28T05:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/08\/30\/relax-america-wh-releases-proof-that-obamas-on-top-of-this-syria-thing-photo\/"},"modified":"2015-04-28T05:46:53","modified_gmt":"2015-04-28T05:46:53","slug":"relax-america-wh-releases-proof-that-obamas-on-top-of-syriaphoto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/3308","title":{"rendered":"Relax, America! WH releases proof that Obama’s on top of Syria [photo]"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/whitehouse\/status\/373551078257606656\n

The White House didn’t think it was important enough<\/a> for us to get live coverage of the president’s remarks on Syria, but this photo should totally put our minds at ease:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/redsteeze\/status\/373547760974188545\n

They’re serious, you guys! Just look at Obama’s face. Look at the thoughtful positioning of Holder, Kerry, and Biden’s fists.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Timbotown\/status\/373552436080021504\n

So focused. Like a laser! There’s only one thing missing:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/GayPatriot\/status\/373548544525086720\n

Unfortunately, Magic<\/a> couldn’t be there<\/a> today. Guess the Super Friends will have to settle for the next best thing:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JohnEkdahl\/status\/373550747004465152\n

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http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/whitehouse\/status\/373551078257606656 The White House didn’t think it was important enough for us to get live coverage of the president’s remarks on Syria, but this photo should totally put our minds at ease: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/redsteeze\/status\/373547760974188545 They’re serious, you guys! Just look at Obama’s face. Look at the thoughtful positioning of Holder, Kerry, and Biden’s fists. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Timbotown\/status\/373552436080021504 So … Continue reading Relax, America! WH releases proof that Obama’s on top of Syria [photo]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3309,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1430192813443-superman-obama.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3308\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}