{"id":32877,"date":"2018-03-26T13:09:52","date_gmt":"2018-03-26T13:09:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/09\/10\/id-rather-be-kitesurfing-these-captions-for-sad-john-kerry-photo-are-mock-tastic\/"},"modified":"2018-03-26T13:09:52","modified_gmt":"2018-03-26T13:09:52","slug":"id-rather-be-kitesurfing-mock-tastic-captions-for-photo-of-sad-kerry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/32877","title":{"rendered":"‘I’d rather be kitesurfing’: Mock-tastic captions for photo of ‘sad’ Kerry"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/sunnyright\/status\/509713062736453632\n<p>Secretary of State John Kerry was <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/09\/10\/obama-strategy-vs-isis-revealed-john-kerry-copters-into-the-fight-in-iraq\/\">dispatched to Iraq to meet with the new prime minister<\/a>:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/dcexaminer\/status\/509702592939585536\n<p>What was going through Kerry’s mind at that moment? Tweeters were happy to help out:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Matthops82\/status\/509713283259973633\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/conkc2\/status\/509716111332769792\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CuffyMeh\/status\/509708351996194817\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/DrewMTips\/status\/509714913028481024\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SonnyBunch\/status\/509713919720824832\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/conkc2\/status\/509723858963021825\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lheal\/status\/509715777742598144\n<p>Flashback to a Kerry classic:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CuffyMeh\/status\/509717219522387969\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GHka6cRua68\">OOF!<\/a><\/p><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/09\/10\/id-rather-be-kitesurfing-these-captions-for-sad-john-kerry-photo-are-mock-tastic\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/09\/10\/id-rather-be-kitesurfing-these-captions-for-sad-john-kerry-photo-are-mock-tastic\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/sunnyright\/status\/509713062736453632 Secretary of State John Kerry was dispatched to Iraq to meet with the new prime minister: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/dcexaminer\/status\/509702592939585536 What was going through Kerry’s mind at that moment? Tweeters were happy to help out: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Matthops82\/status\/509713283259973633 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/conkc2\/status\/509716111332769792 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CuffyMeh\/status\/509708351996194817 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/DrewMTips\/status\/509714913028481024 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SonnyBunch\/status\/509713919720824832 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/conkc2\/status\/509723858963021825 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lheal\/status\/509715777742598144 Flashback to a Kerry classic: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CuffyMeh\/status\/509717219522387969 OOF!Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/09\/10\/id-rather-be-kitesurfing-these-captions-for-sad-john-kerry-photo-are-mock-tastic\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":32878,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[180],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32877","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-society-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/15220265989452-kerrylongface.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32877","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32877"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32877\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32877"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32877"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32877"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}