Break out the champagne, y’all! Healthcare.gov is a bona fide success:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/markknoller\/status\/392314905350533120\r\n
Ooo! That totally means it’s “working alright,”<\/a> right? Because, just as “health insurance coverage” matches “health care,” “page hits” matches “successful registration.”<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/redsteeze\/status\/392315473330597889\r\n Ridiculous. Also absurd? The idea that 20 million site hits is remarkable:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jtLOL\/status\/392318650553610240\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BecketAdams\/status\/392314993305075712\r\n Not only is President Obama foolish to connect traffic numbers to enrollment success, but he’s dishonest. Potential people are regularly met with timeouts and mistake pages:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/HowardKurtz\/status\/392314895900753920\r\n But according to Obama, they’re currently benefiting. We all tend to be. We simply don’t understand it however:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/guypbenson\/status\/392313588532015104\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CharlesHamerle\/status\/392313808598740994\r\n Exactly what a tale.<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mitrebox\/status\/392315063064748032\r\n ***<\/p>\r\n Relevant:<\/p>\r\n To ensure ‘smooth shopping,’ Colorado’s ‘Vegas-like’ Obamacare exchange won’t allow new accounts<\/a><\/p>\r\n Reach for the movie stars! Connecticut Obamacare enrollment surpasses baker’s dozen in 3 hours<\/a><\/p>\r\n It’s so preferred! Congressman says Conn. Obamacare applications skyrocket to 167<\/a><\/p>\r\n Washington Obamacare change retweets goofy picture to boast that ‘some people’ signed up<\/a><\/p>\r\n Imagine what amount of men and women have signed up for Louisiana’s largest Obamacare plan?<\/a><\/p>\r\n Reporter pursuit of Obamacare enrollees in Texas, comes up empty<\/a><\/p>\r\n ‘You’re exposed’: Scantily-clad models prowl the roads of Denver attempting to sell Obamacare [pics]<\/a><\/p>\r\n Heh: Journo hotels to outlandish measures discover one Obamacare candidate in Texas<\/a><\/p>\r\n What the individuals desire? Guess just how popular Obamacare is in true-blue Maryland<\/a><\/p>\r\n Colorado Obamacare change actually, truly doesn’t wish your complaints<\/a><\/p>\r\n O-lei! Hawaii Obamacare site even worse than federal exchange flop-fest?<\/a><\/p>\r\n States just starting to launch Obamacare signup numbers; Md. reports 566 1,121 apps prepared; Updated<\/a><\/p>\r\n Hawaii’s online insurance coverage exchange eventually available for company, sort of<\/a><\/p>\r\n Hey, guess which establish Hawaii’s failure of an Obamacare exchange website<\/a><\/p>\r\n Aww: GOP reps congratulate Delaware on first Obamacare enrollee (yes, first)<\/a><\/p>\r\n Minn. Obamacare exchange desires to remind consumers that ‘buying medical health insurance is a journey’<\/a><\/p>\r\n ‘Time for a #happydance’: One person signs up for ‘health care’, OFA squees<\/a><\/p>\r\n Duuuude: Obamacare registration success summed up in one, painful graphic<\/a><\/p>\r\n Pop the wine! State O-care exchanges celebrate pitiful ‘enrollment’ numbers<\/a><\/p>\r\n Dismal Obamacare numbers up-date: 800 folks signed up for four states combined<\/a><\/p>\r\n Find out more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/10\/21\/great-success-obama-pretends-healthcare-gov-site-traffic-indicates-healthy-enrollment\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jimgeraghty\/status\/392314700400058369 Break out the champagne, y’all! Healthcare.gov is a bona fide success: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/markknoller\/status\/392314905350533120 Ooo! That totally means it’s “working alright,” right? Because, just as “health insurance coverage” matches “health care,” “page hits” matches “successful registration.” http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/redsteeze\/status\/392315473330597889 Ridiculous. Also absurd? The idea that 20 million site hits is remarkable: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jtLOL\/status\/392318650553610240 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/BecketAdams\/status\/392314993305075712 Not only is President Obama foolish … Continue reading Great success! 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