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\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tRepeat after me: “One day my kid will grow out of these shows.”<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Yeah, Chilly is cute and all, but the worrying is out of control. Your name is Chilly. Try being “chill” for once.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n If I were to ever harm anyone, it would be Chilly the Snowman from Doc Mcstuffins. HE IS SO ANNOYING<\/p>\t\t— MichelleLefee (@Michelle Lefee)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t The only reason he isn’t ranked higher is because he gets much less screen time than the other characters on the list. Some day we will be in nursing homes babbling, “I’m the map, I’m the map, I’m the map…” and it’s all his fault.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n My son loves watching Dora the explorer but I tell you I can’t stand that damn map. His voice is annoying<\/p>\t\t— AightImback (@Jason E Wright)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Easily the creepiest looking character ever to grace a children’s show (not even the Teletubbies can out-creep this guy). Having to stare at his plastic, fright show of a face for half an hour is the worst.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n The bad guy on Lazytown is nothing but a Jim Carrey Grinch impression – it makes an annoying show all the more irritating.<\/p>\t\t— lavenderlily16 (@Kerry N)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t He’s referred to only as “the little green one” in the opening song because there’s not much more to say about him. When he’s not moping over something he’s waving those weirdly long arms in the air.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Kids’ Show Character I Hate Today: Brobee from Yo Gabba Gabba. That jerk is so miserable he has an entirely separate costume with a frown.<\/p>\t\t— nomiddlenamemeg (@Meg)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Max is always demanding something, and his tendency to only say one word at a time bugs.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Max and Ruby ð…even though Max is fucking annoying ð<\/p>\t\t— Kay_lynnelle (@ÆÒ½ÉÓÉ)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Even if you enjoy his show you have to admit that SpongeBob’s voice — and laugh — are grating. They’re also somehow pitched perfectly to wake a sleeping baby.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Cuddled up with my son watchin sponge bob lol, dudes annoying but it keeps my son happy do whatever’s lol:)<\/p>\t\t— Tony7Vela (@Mr.VeLa)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Don’t let the cuteness fool you. Watch enough of this show and eventually Ming-Ming’s lisping catchphrase will wake you in the night.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n For persistent & aggravated annoying “cute” lisping I sentence Ming Ming of The Wonder Pets to Death by Yum Cha.<\/p>\t\t— 2FBS (@Grumplestiltskin)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t That voice. Ugh.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n As a parent you find kids shows that drive you crazy, today it’s Peppa Pig. I hate that pig & want to turn her into bacon. #mommyproblems<\/p>\t\t— Blurrsy (@Blair)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t All of these overly enthusiastic guys will drive you up the wall with their matching blue suits and 70 IQs, but the long-haired guy takes the cake. (Note: Long-haired guy recently cut his hair into a mohawk, which is possibly even more annoying.)<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n @Cassieheath83 @sonny_soper I don’t mind Oso. But imagination Movers are painful to watch. I hate the guy with the long hair the most<\/p>\t\t— AshleyDiamond_1 (@Ashley)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t So much drama. She is constantly throwing tantrums or otherwise being a total brat.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n God, Angelina Ballerina is the worst, most annoying freakin’ kid’s show. I want to just hang her with her ballet slippers.<\/p>\t\t— Jadzaea (@Laurasaurus Dax)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t How can he be so stupid if he’s supposed to be a special agent? Every bumbling thing he does makes you yell at the screen, “How do you have this job?”<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Special Agent Oso is so stupid why am I being subjected to watching this ð£<\/p>\t\t— trishhbishh (@Lee Ann)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t This goofy white dude mugs at the camera in such a way that even Jim Carrey would say, “Bring it down a skosh.” Plus he raps and scratches turntables, so yeah.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Jack loves watching The Fresh Beat Band. It’s a cute show, but Twist is really annoying!<\/p>\t\t— librarianerin (@Erin)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t She has the most annoying voice of any character on a children’s show ever. It’s so bad she makes even Peppa Pig sound like Morgan Freeman.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n I don’t hate anyone in real life more than I hate Clarabelle the cow on Mickey Mouse clubhouse. She is truly the worst.<\/p>\t\t— mbcoe27 (@Megan)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Elmo is cute and your kid probably loves him, but eventually hearing that high-pitched voice coming out of the TV becomes maddening. And let’s not even mention that “La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Elmo’s World!” song.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Damn Elmo! What an annoying creature. If it wasnt for my daughter adoring him, id blow that fuzzy red bastard to peices.<\/p>\t\t— ashleypei (@THE Ashley)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Not only does she yell everything, but she never knows where she is (despite holding the title “explorer”). Plus, she popularized that annoying “asking questions at the screen” thing that so many shows do nowadays.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n @TheJenniMurphy oh hell no. I’d actually lie to my kid and say it doesn’t air anymore. Dora is the worst! Ugh. #annoying<\/p>\t\t— TaffyRoman (@Taffy Roman)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t You might have expected to see Barney higher on this list, but at this point it is so universally accepted that he’s annoying that he just doesn’t irk as much as he used to. Now you’re like, “There’s Barney. Doing his annoying thing.” Shrug.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Baby Bop, Riff and BARNEY r so damn annoying! I wish this kid would like a different program! Ugh #Barney…<\/p>\t\t— Chr1ss1e_ (@Chrissie)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\n19.<\/span> Chilly from Doc Mcstuffins<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n18.<\/span> The Map from Dora the Explorer<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n17.<\/span> Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n16.<\/span> Brobee from Yo Gabba Gabba!<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n15.<\/span> Max from Max & Ruby<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n14.<\/span> SpongeBob from SpongeBob SquarePants<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n13.<\/span> Ming-Ming Duckling from Wonder Pets!<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n12.<\/span> Peppa Pig from Peppa Pig<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n11.<\/span> The long-haired guy from Imagination Movers<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n10.<\/span> Angelina from Angelina Ballerina<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n9.<\/span> Special Agent Oso from Special Agent Oso<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n8.<\/span> Twist from The Fresh Beat Band<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n7.<\/span> Clarabelle Cow from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n6.<\/span> Elmo from Sesame Street<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n5.<\/span> Dora from Dora the Explorer<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n4.<\/span> Barney from Barney & Friends<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n3.<\/span> Katerina Kittycat from Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood<\/i>\n<\/h2> \t\t\t