{"id":32703,"date":"2017-05-08T06:46:11","date_gmt":"2017-05-08T06:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/07\/03\/lolol-kansas-city-police-department-promises-to-investigate-snack-lead\/"},"modified":"2017-05-08T06:46:11","modified_gmt":"2017-05-08T06:46:11","slug":"lolol-kansas-city-police-department-promises-to-investigate-snack-lead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/32703","title":{"rendered":"‘Lolol’: Kansas City Police Department promises to investigate snack&nbsp;lead"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Got to admit, this tweet from <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kcpolice?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@kcpolice<\/a> made me lol:  <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/j52RfvhoDU\">https:\/\/t.co\/j52RfvhoDU<\/a><\/p>&mdash; Duane Lester (@ThatDuaneLester) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThatDuaneLester\/status\/484727228891021312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 3, 2014<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<p>An all points hot dog bulletin was issued:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/QuikTrip\/status\/484724236175826944\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/QuikTrip\/status\/484724236175826944<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Kansas City Police Department definitely plans to investigate:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kcpolice\/status\/484726968030482433\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/kcpolice\/status\/484726968030482433<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ha!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adezzygirl\/status\/484730580160892928\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adezzygirl\/status\/484730580160892928<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/juliechilders\/status\/484727803141574658\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/juliechilders\/status\/484727803141574658<\/a><\/p><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/07\/03\/lolol-kansas-city-police-department-promises-to-investigate-snack-lead\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/07\/03\/lolol-kansas-city-police-department-promises-to-investigate-snack-lead\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got to admit, this tweet from @kcpolice made me lol: https:\/\/t.co\/j52RfvhoDU&mdash; Duane Lester (@ThatDuaneLester) July 3, 2014 An all points hot dog bulletin was issued: https:\/\/twitter.com\/QuikTrip\/status\/484724236175826944 The Kansas City Police Department definitely plans to investigate: https:\/\/twitter.com\/kcpolice\/status\/484726968030482433 Ha! https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adezzygirl\/status\/484730580160892928 https:\/\/twitter.com\/juliechilders\/status\/484727803141574658Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/07\/03\/lolol-kansas-city-police-department-promises-to-investigate-snack-lead\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":32704,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[180],"tags":[911,7169,103],"class_list":["post-32703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-society-culture","tag-kansas-city-police","tag-kansas-city-police-department","tag-twitchy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/14942151739238-kcpolice.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32703"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32703\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}