{"id":3186,"date":"2015-04-25T13:50:31","date_gmt":"2015-04-25T13:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/erinfrye\/wake-n-bake"},"modified":"2015-04-25T13:50:31","modified_gmt":"2015-04-25T13:50:31","slug":"16-reasons-every-stoner-needs-to-move-to-asheville","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/3186","title":{"rendered":"16 Reasons Every Stoner Needs To Move To Asheville"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<b>Note: This stuff is also enjoyable sober.<\/b> But not <i>as<\/i> enjoyable. Sorry, Grandma.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<div id=\"buzz_sub_buzz\" class=\"c suplist_dec_up suplist_list_show \">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5020674\">\t\t\t<h2>First things first:<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/18\/17\/enhanced\/webdr09\/anigif_enhanced-15703-1424298503-2_preview.gif\" width=\"625\" height=\"449\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 449px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt=\"16 Reasons Every Stoner Needs To Move To Asheville\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"http:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2015-02\/18\/17\/enhanced\/webdr09\/anigif_enhanced-15703-1424298503-2.gif\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Twab Mugs \/ Via <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/twabmugs.tumblr.com\/post\/87855377317\/tarassein-wake-n-bake-youtube\">twabmugs.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">OK. Continue.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5019719\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">1.<\/span> Order a dank pizza at <a href=\"http:\/\/mellowmushroom.com\/store\/asheville\">Mellow Mushroom<\/a>.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/zGxlYSOjrw\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/zGxlYSOjrw\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">For the &ldquo;I fuck with weed sometimes, but I never fuck with animal products&rdquo; person, this beauty is vegan.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5020932\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">2.<\/span> Take in the great outdoors — specifically the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncblueridge.com\/\">Blue Ridge Mountains<\/a> — in your newly altered state of mind.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/qxgMHTEGuD\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/qxgMHTEGuD\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">&ldquo;This is literally the chillest thing I&rsquo;ve ever seen.&rdquo;<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5020223\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">3.<\/span> Buy a dime bag and a drum to create colorful, far out music at the Friday evening drum circle downtown.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/nZXq2OBjFP\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/nZXq2OBjFP\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Weird dancing. Cute babies. Hacky Sack. It&rsquo;s all here to overstimulate your little stoned mind.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5029497\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">4.<\/span> If you consider guacamole a food group (doesn’t everyone?) <i>and<\/i> have a serious case of the munchies…get to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whiteducktacoshop.com\/\">White Duck Taco Shop<\/a>.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wPvlJCDbRb\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wPvlJCDbRb\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">&ldquo;Yeah, uh, just give me one of each dude.&rdquo;<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5020298\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">5.<\/span> TRIP OUT over the Asheville nun. Like. What. The. Actual. Fuck.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/oqeU_aAnYJ\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/oqeU_aAnYJ\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">You&rsquo;re tanked, but this is crazy shit.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5035027\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">6.<\/span> Surround yourself with profound knowledge at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.batteryparkbookexchange.com\/\">The Battery Park Book Exchange<\/a>.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wqRhizJaID\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wqRhizJaID\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">And by that, I mean, re-read the same sentence for two hours and\/or play with customers&rsquo; dogs.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5029622\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">7.<\/span> Have a joint in one hand and paintbrush in the other in the <a href=\"http:\/\/riverartsdistrict.com\/\">River Arts District<\/a>.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xFDOMGSUce\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xFDOMGSUce\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">&ldquo;Like&hellip;graffiti is a seriously deep expression of life, man.&rdquo;<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5033101\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">8.<\/span> Loaf your tanked body to <a href=\"http:\/\/12bones.com\/press.html\">12 Bones<\/a> to go <i>in<\/i> on ribs, greens, grits, and cornbread.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xAWNHQOBbO\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xAWNHQOBbO\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Obama eats here. So, you could meet the President. High.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5035099\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">9.<\/span> Get your cross-buzz on <i>literally<\/i> by the water at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bywaterbar.com\/\">The Bywater<\/a>.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/y0Lsw1ROBF\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/y0Lsw1ROBF\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Contemplate purchasing a boat and sleeping in it down the river.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5035417\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">10.<\/span> Or, if you’re feeling mobile, you could walk around the French Broad River.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/x_44xCrvUj\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/x_44xCrvUj\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">THE place to smoke and contemplate life&rsquo;s big questions, like: &ldquo;I wonder where the nearest store that sells Oreos is&hellip;&rdquo;<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5035352\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">11.<\/span> Hot-box in a trippy piece of vehicular art.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/cpGag8JT4L\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/cpGag8JT4L\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Whoever owns this probably wants marijuana to be legalized.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5029676\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">12.<\/span> Have someone carry your blazed ass to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.doughasheville.com\/\">Dough<\/a>.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wfH3dJy1ki\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wfH3dJy1ki\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">&ldquo;Dude, like, we&rsquo;re baked&hellip;and this bread is baked.&rdquo; *mind explodes*<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5026867\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">13.<\/span> If you’re craving a particularly enlightened high, idle over to <a href=\"http:\/\/ashevillecommunityyoga.com\/\">Asheville Community Yoga<\/a>.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xQDMOHjvaT\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xQDMOHjvaT\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Make up a few of your own marijuana induced postures, or sleep through the whole thing. #corpsepose<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5035481\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">14.<\/span> Have a staring contest with the buskers.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/cFm4hpG_S1\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/cFm4hpG_S1\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">&ldquo;They are like, such damn <i>relaxed<\/i> people, yo. Wonder if she&rsquo;s as faded as us.&rdquo;<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5034465\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">15.<\/span> Puff, puff, pass with students at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.warren-wilson.edu\/\">Warren Wilson College<\/a>.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/x_6JvMDyC1\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/x_6JvMDyC1\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">It&rsquo;s stoner God James Franco&rsquo;s alma mater&hellip;NOT a coincidence.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3677051_5033234\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">16.<\/span> The city’s motto?<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/y3beCHL9eP\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/y3beCHL9eP\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">JK, it&rsquo;s #keepashevilleweird<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/erinfrye\/wake-n-bake\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/erinfrye\/wake-n-bake<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note: This stuff is also enjoyable sober. But not as enjoyable. Sorry, Grandma. First things first: View this image &rsaquo; Twab Mugs \/ Via twabmugs.tumblr.com OK. Continue. 1. Order a dank pizza at Mellow Mushroom. instagram.com For the &ldquo;I fuck with weed sometimes, but I never fuck with animal products&rdquo; person, this beauty is vegan. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/3186\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">16 Reasons Every Stoner Needs To Move To Asheville<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3187,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1819,1820,1821,1822],"class_list":["post-3186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-asheville","tag-north-carolina","tag-stoner","tag-wake-n-bake"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/14299338363047-16-reasons-every-stoner-needs-to-move-to-asheville-2-28154-1424831634-16_dblbig.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3186\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}