{"id":3176,"date":"2015-04-25T08:50:31","date_gmt":"2015-04-25T08:50:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/michaelblackmon\/21-reasons-cook-out-is-the-greatest-food-joint-in-the-whole"},"modified":"2015-04-25T08:50:31","modified_gmt":"2015-04-25T08:50:31","slug":"21-reasons-cook-out-is-the-greatest-food-joint-in-the-whole-damn-south","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/3176","title":{"rendered":"21 Reasons Cook-Out Is The Greatest Food Joint In The Whole Damn South"},"content":{"rendered":"
\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tI’d like a spicy chicken sandwich with a double order of fries, please!<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t It’s better than Five Guys, Checkers, Whataburger, and yes, In-N-Out!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Fun time associating after an AWESOME (for lack of a better term) Winters Winter Conference! @ Cook Out. New fav! ðð<\/p>\t\t— emilyclary_doit (@Emily Clary)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Life protip: mix chocolate and vanilla at cookout, and your milkshake becomes a frosty! … http:\/\/t.co\/mWqGfTYw5k<\/p>\t\t— chaveydavey (@David Foster)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n When I skipped class & went to CookOut ððð S\/O to CookOut tho ð¯â<\/p>\t\t— Real_Rovert33 (@DAVID RUFFINâ¼ï¸)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n I don’t know why but I never get tired of cookout lol ð<\/p>\t\t— _DailyRose (@Jasmine Rose)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n do you really love cookout if you don’t have a shirt? ð<\/p>\t\t— choleworld_ (@choleworld â¨)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n Um, yes. I’ll take three of those, all the way!<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Headed to Chapel Hill to see #UNC smash tonight! But had to hit #Cookout first!<\/p>\t\t— TheHoldingTide (@Richard Orzechowski)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n “@goldbrvcks: Cookout Tray or Iggy.RT if you had to look at Cookout Tray again. ð ” ððððð RT<\/p>\t\t— KENZOLANSKIE (@LifeOfKenz)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n S\/O to YANAI FOR PERSUADING NICOLE TO GIVE ME THE COOKOUT SHE BOUGHT FOR SOMEONE ELSE LMAO LUV NAI LUV LIFE ðððð<\/p>\t\t— _ramishaa (@Ramisha)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n @EatCookOut changed my life.<\/p>\t\t— homachukawilly (@Joseph Davis)\t\t<\/a>\t<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n Read more: http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/michaelblackmon\/21-reasons-cook-out-is-the-greatest-food-joint-in-the-whole<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I’d like a spicy chicken sandwich with a double order of fries, please! 21. If you haven’t heard, Cook-Out is a delicacy that’s only served in select areas of the South. View this image › Gerry Dincher \/ Creative Commons \/ Via Flickr: gerrydincher It’s better than Five Guys, Checkers, Whataburger, and yes, In-N-Out! 20. … Continue reading 21 Reasons Cook-Out Is The Greatest Food Joint In The Whole Damn South<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":3177,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1814,1815,1816,1817],"class_list":["post-3176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-21-reasons-cook-out-is-the-greatest-food-joint-in-the-whole-damn-south","tag-cook-out","tag-reasons-cook-out-is-the-best-burger-join-in-the-south","tag-southern-foods"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1429933834769-21-reasons-cook-out-is-the-greatest-food-joint-in-2-29042-1424026137-6_dblbig.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3176"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3176\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3177"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n21.<\/span> If you haven’t heard, Cook-Out is a delicacy that’s only served in select areas of the South.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n20.<\/span> The menu is full of delicious fried foods. Sometimes that food makes you want to weep, because there’s so many things to eat, and you want to try everything.<\/h2>\t
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\n19.<\/span> And don’t get me started on the milkshakes. They have more than 40 flavors, and they’re thick as hell.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n18.<\/span> Seriously, the shakes are so thick you’ll need a spoon to devour them. A straw just won’t do.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n16.<\/span> The fries are crispy and golden, ensuring that each bite is an enjoyable experience.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n15.<\/span> You can also get your fries topped with ooey gooey cheddar cheese and bacon.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n14.<\/span> And maybe you aren’t a cheese person. That’s OK, but don’t forget to douse your fries with yummy seasoning.<\/h2>\t
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\n13.<\/span> Oh, and the nuggets. They’re so flaky and juicy, just like a chicken nugget should be.<\/h2>\t
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\n12.<\/span> Seriously, once you bite into a morsel of Cook-Out food, you’ll want to proudly wear any clothing they make. It’s that good.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n11.<\/span> Cook-Out also has the best hot dogs you’ve ever tasted. They’re like plump sausages being carried safely in toasted buns. SO. GOOD.<\/h2>\t
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\n10.<\/span> Then there’s the hush puppies, which taste like they were made from the hands of Zeus himself.<\/h2>\t
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\n9.<\/span> If you can barely handle how beautiful these golden morsels look, you’d probably shout once you tasted them.<\/h2>\t
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\n8.<\/span> And because it’s located in the South, you know that the barbecue is poppin’. Don’t forget the coleslaw!<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n7.<\/span> Once you taste barbecue from Cook-Out, you’ll automatically become grateful to the pig who died so your tastebuds could live.<\/h2>\t
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\n6.<\/span> And how could we forget about the burgers? Cooked to perfection, with the taste that they’ve just come off the grill. Are you drooling yet?<\/h2>\t\t
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\n5.<\/span> Just look at how thick that burger is. Aren’t you sad you’re not from the South? Otherwise, you’d know how enjoyable this is.<\/h2>\t
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\n4.<\/span> Another great thing about Cook-Out is that you can mix n’ match your tray with anything. Yeah, I’ll take tenders AND a burrito because I live life on the edge.<\/h2>\t\t
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\n2.<\/span> And then we have the golden onion rings, which were probably harvested by Demeter herself before they were dropped in hot cooking oil.<\/h2>\t
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\n1.<\/span> In all, listen to this guy: Eat Cook-Out because it’ll change your life. #RealTalk<\/h2>\t\t
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