{"id":31525,"date":"2017-05-02T23:15:37","date_gmt":"2017-05-02T23:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/03\/26\/top-20-excusestodrink\/"},"modified":"2017-05-02T23:15:37","modified_gmt":"2017-05-02T23:15:37","slug":"top-20-excusestodrink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/31525","title":{"rendered":"Top 20 #ExcusesToDrink"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/THEAMANDAPLZ\/status\/184378147788161024\n
Some people, like Bobby Brown<\/a>, don’t need an excuse to drink. Other, more normal people, don’t find it fun to be wasted every second of every waking hour, but do occasionally enjoy getting a little buzzed when they have a good excuse.<\/p>\n Today is your lucky day because we have enough excuses to last you a lifetime! <\/p>\n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a>…The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people… I'm helping our economy.<\/p>\n — Angela Powers (@ImAngelaPowers) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> ….. I'm an alcoholic….<\/p>\n — hollywood cole (@j0nnyblanc0) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> your liver isnt damaged enough.<\/p>\n — TrueNess (@marfmellow) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> ~~~> Need To Wash Down Your Food!<\/p>\n — JDolcéVita (@J_DolceVita) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/reginaaah\/status\/184376594389942272<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n Im not the one driving #ExcusesToDrink<\/a><\/p>\n — Brian Randolph (@iGrind4Mines) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> The Doctor Said A Glass A Day Is Good For You!<\/p>\n — Living Life (@Quincy7) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> well all the guys here are ugly.. But vodka shall make them attractive. #boom<\/a><\/p>\n — Conceited Girl Probz (@conceitdgrlprbz) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> im sad, im happy, im mad.. basically any emotion lol<\/p>\n — Ms Krazie (@MSKRAZIE) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> da room is full of ugly ppl<\/p>\n — joey Alexander (@joeyarivera) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> You look so good, it would be a disservice to not stand around in a towel while holding a glass of bourbon.<\/p>\n — Salvatore Fireplace (@TVDFireplace) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> I've been sober all day…<\/p>\n — Mr. Peters (@Joe_Unchained) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a>
Because am sobering up……….<\/p>\n — Paddy Doherty (@ParodyDoherty) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> "I only drink twice a year – when it's my birthday and when it's not my birthday."<\/p>\n — funnyorfact (@funnyorfact) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> To get rid of the glass half full\/ half empty quandry<\/p>\n — Matt Lewis (@MattISFunny) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lawschoolbetch\/status\/184377284902391808<\/a><\/p>\n https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/alysha_r\/status\/184372974231621632<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n #ExcusesToDrink<\/a> it's 5 o'clock somewhere ✌💗🍻 #peacelovecheers<\/a><\/p>\n — Brunette Betch (@BrunetteBetch) March 26, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/fratdaddypsk\/status\/184376818588073984<\/a><\/p> Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/03\/26\/top-20-excusestodrink\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/THEAMANDAPLZ\/status\/184378147788161024 Some people, like Bobby Brown, don’t need an excuse to drink. Other, more normal people, don’t find it fun to be wasted every second of every waking hour, but do occasionally enjoy getting a little buzzed when they have a good excuse. Today is your lucky day because we have enough excuses to last … Continue reading Top 20 #ExcusesToDrink<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":31526,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[180],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-society-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/14936967585555-duff-beer.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31525"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31525\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}