{"id":30786,"date":"2017-04-29T14:15:41","date_gmt":"2017-04-29T14:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/juliegerstein\/you-need-to-follow-the-tsa-instagram-right-now"},"modified":"2017-04-29T14:15:41","modified_gmt":"2017-04-29T14:15:41","slug":"you-need-to-follow-the-tsa-instagram-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/30786","title":{"rendered":"You Need To Follow The TSA Instagram Right Now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<b>Where else are you gonna find a bag of eels, really?<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<div id=\"buzz_sub_buzz\" class=\"c suplist_none suplist_list_hide \">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5077348\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">1.<\/span> Sometimes people do the darndest things. Like, say, try to smuggle 92 pounds of marijuana through the airport security line.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/vrq1nrF9x4\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/vrq1nrF9x4\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5077418\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">2.<\/span> Thankfully, the TSA has an informative\/hilarious <a href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/tsa\/\">Instagram page<\/a> that captures some of the best things recovered in security searches.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/ef7n7JF9_C\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc\">Like this medieval ball and chain.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5086068\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">3.<\/span> Their Insta chronicles typical confiscated items, like handguns.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/ydipCiF9xJ\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/ydipCiF9xJ\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">This one was loaded.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065688\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">4.<\/span> To the truly bizarre.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/yfvuQPl9xo\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/yfvuQPl9xo\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Fun fact: Anything that resembles a hand grenade is gonna get confiscated.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065763\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">5.<\/span> Oh sure, take your bag of eels across state lines.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xnFiu3F99x\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xnFiu3F99x\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">According to the TSA, &ldquo;the passenger was attempting to transport 163 marine tropical fish and 22 invertebrates&rdquo; into Venezuela.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065803\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">6.<\/span> Or your pantyhose filled with tiny snakes.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/vXF1ecl9_j\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/vXF1ecl9_j\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Yes, that&rsquo;s an actual thing someone tried to smuggle through a security checkpoint.<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065767\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">7.<\/span> There are tons of weapons confiscated, like this smoke grenade.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wPXMyqF9-Y\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wPXMyqF9-Y\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065772\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">8.<\/span> A MORTAR ROUND.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wMnS1dF9_K\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/wMnS1dF9_K\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065830\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">9.<\/span> A gaggle of knives.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/vPFD8wF9yQ\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/vPFD8wF9yQ\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5085987\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">10.<\/span> And tactical axes.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/y8Br4BF9zD\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/y8Br4BF9zD\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5077443\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">11.<\/span> People are always trying to smuggle hand grenades through, for some reason.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xP1GH1F96z\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/xP1GH1F96z\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5086126\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">12.<\/span> Another hand grenade.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/slME3oF95_\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/slME3oF95_\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5077457\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">13.<\/span> So many hand grenades.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/ueYr2Yl96y\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/ueYr2Yl96y\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065842\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">14.<\/span> Some people use ~creative~ means of trying to smuggle weapons through — like stuffed animals.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/uyuN0kF90O\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/uyuN0kF90O\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065881\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">15.<\/span> This knife was found stuffed into the sole of a shoe.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/qc4cT9l9-V\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/qc4cT9l9-V\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065874\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">16.<\/span> This inert grenade was stuffed inside a stuffed animal penguin.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/q2eYVtl949\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/q2eYVtl949\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5065927\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">17.<\/span> And these knife blades were found taped into a Scooby Doo greeting card.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/pr9bzZl963\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/pr9bzZl963\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">YOINKS!<\/p>\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5086017\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">18.<\/span> Important rule: You may check your sword in your luggage but you can’t put it in your carry-on.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/yx2X5hF94Y\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/yx2X5hF94Y\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5086144\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">19.<\/span> The account also features the cute doggies of the TSA K9 unit. THIS IS ROKO.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/t6UY5fl9x2\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/t6UY5fl9x2\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5086146\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">20.<\/span> And here is Hilbert. HILBERT!<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/t_LjrIF9_z\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/t_LjrIF9_z\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_video video_instagram buzz_superlist_item_wide video_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3687985_5086151\">\t\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">21.<\/span> So remember: Have a great trip and leave your C4 explosive at home.<\/h2>\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content c\">\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/vFHf7fl9-Y\/media\" \/>\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" class=\"bf_dom progload-instagram lazy\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  <\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/vFHf7fl9-Y\/\">instagram.com<\/a><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/juliegerstein\/you-need-to-follow-the-tsa-instagram-right-now\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/juliegerstein\/you-need-to-follow-the-tsa-instagram-right-now<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where else are you gonna find a bag of eels, really? 1. 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