{"id":2989,"date":"2015-04-21T09:45:35","date_gmt":"2015-04-21T09:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/26\/usa-vs-germany-at-the-world-cup-prepare-for-world-war-pun\/"},"modified":"2015-04-21T09:45:35","modified_gmt":"2015-04-21T09:45:35","slug":"usa-vs-germany-at-the-world-cup-prepare-for-world-warpun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/2989","title":{"rendered":"USA vs Germany at the World Cup: Prepare for World War&nbsp;Pun"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/blabberson\/status\/482007226974875649\n<p>That’s sage advice.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jwoodham\/status\/481996745153314816\n<p>We’re thinking it’s too late already.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ChrisNHarrelson\/status\/482001898208501760\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/the_moviebob\/status\/481916926315495424\n<p>The way I look at it:\nWWI: USA def. Germany\nWWII: USA def. Germany\nWorld Cup: Why would anything change?\n#3-0 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23undefeated\" title=\"#undefeated\">#undefeated<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23USAGER\" title=\"#USAGER\">#USAGER<\/a>&mdash; Derek Limbaugh (@DerekLimbaugh14) <a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/DerekLimbaugh14\/status\/481937346674180097'>June 25, 2014<\/a><\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/rtking10\/status\/482000622128877568\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/screwyoumegn\/status\/482007501026893824\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Shanehasabeard\/status\/482004019146010624\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/silverkranch\/status\/482010613585965056\n<p>Groan.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/26\/usa-vs-germany-at-the-world-cup-prepare-for-world-war-pun\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/26\/usa-vs-germany-at-the-world-cup-prepare-for-world-war-pun\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/blabberson\/status\/482007226974875649 That’s sage advice. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jwoodham\/status\/481996745153314816 We’re thinking it’s too late already. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ChrisNHarrelson\/status\/482001898208501760 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/the_moviebob\/status\/481916926315495424 The way I look at it: WWI: USA def. Germany WWII: USA def. Germany World Cup: Why would anything change? #3-0 #undefeated #USAGER&mdash; Derek Limbaugh (@DerekLimbaugh14) June 25, 2014 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/rtking10\/status\/482000622128877568 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/screwyoumegn\/status\/482007501026893824 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Shanehasabeard\/status\/482004019146010624 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/silverkranch\/status\/482010613585965056 Groan. &nbsp; &nbsp;Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/26\/usa-vs-germany-at-the-world-cup-prepare-for-world-war-pun\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2990,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1029],"class_list":["post-2989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-germany"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/14295879385048-world-war-ii.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}