{"id":28992,"date":"2017-04-20T14:15:50","date_gmt":"2017-04-20T14:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/03\/04\/what-could-go-wrong-jose-canseco-wants-to-help-dennis-rodman-along-the-right-path\/"},"modified":"2017-04-20T14:15:50","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T14:15:50","slug":"jose-canseco-wants-to-help-dennis-rodman-along-the-right-path","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/28992","title":{"rendered":"Jose Canseco wants to help Dennis Rodman along the right path"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JoseCanseco\/status\/308759934806392832\n

Birds of a feather flock together — or at least eccentric sports stars do. Jose Canseco is offering to help out Dennis Rodman with his diplomatic outreach efforts, after Rodman’s love-fest with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un<\/a> landed him in hot water. Who could represent America better than these two?<\/p>\n

Twitter is not impressed.<\/p>\n\n\n

His “on the right path” what? Speak english you meathead! RT@josecanseco<\/a> Dennis rodman your on the right path<\/p>\n

— M.R.Scully (@Falling_Short) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Jose Canseco offering Rodman ‘help’ is akin to a hobo offering to cosign on a crackhouse…..<\/p>\n

— Prophet LaQuincy (@gbrads_rants) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Jose Canseco giving Rodman guidance?!?!Don’t judge, don’t judge, don’t do it LittleFoot, don’t… Imma do it..Aww hell naw!!!#TrainWreck<\/a><\/p>\n

— LittleFoot (@Cometman1) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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“@josecanseco<\/a>: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path” Oh, good gosh, I can’t……<\/p>\n

— Teresa (@pinkartgurl59) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Dennis Rodman and Jose Canseco are true US Ambassadors…Throw in OJ Simpson and I think we’re on to something<\/p>\n

— Andrew La Salle (@a_lasalle33) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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The dynamic duo our country needs RT @josecanseco<\/a>: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path<\/p>\n

— David Bredemus (@davidbredemus) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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He doesn’t want your steroids Jose RT @josecanseco<\/a>: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path<\/p>\n

— Mike Havoc™ M.S. (@Mik3Havoc) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Grab some shelter, we’re about to get nuked.“@josecanseco<\/a>:rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”<\/p>\n

— Referee Logic (@RefereeLogic) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Omg. With Jose Canseco and Dennis Rodman handling foreign policy now, what could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n

— steveparkhurst (@SteveParkhurst) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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We are through the looking glass: @josecanseco<\/a> is tweeting about helping Dennis Rodman facilitate a meeting between Kim Jong-un & Obama.<\/p>\n

— Ryan Vooris (@ryanvooris) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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He needs reliable LR missile 4 Kim’s bday RT @josecanseco<\/a> Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path<\/p>\n

— Bridget Johnson (@Bridget_PJM) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Reassuring that Canseco is helping out. RT @josecanseco<\/a>: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path<\/p>\n

— Samuel Lam(@SamuelYLam) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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This wins the internet “@josecanseco<\/a>: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”<\/p>\n

— Brian Sturgeon (@CaptainSturge) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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I’d rather you go to North Korea. “@josecanseco<\/a>: If Dennis Rodman can be in North Korea I can be in Albany New York with Senator Klein”<\/p>\n

— Troll Cat (@2p2TrollCat) March 4, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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World peace right around the corner “@josecanseco<\/a>: Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path”<\/p>\n

— Mike Bennett (@mikeb927) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Blind leading the Blind →“@carichampion<\/a> “@josecanseco<\/a> Dennis rodman if you need my help with anything let me know your on the right path””<\/p>\n

— ♛The Real Will.i.am♛ (@Thompson_Pride) March 5, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Then again, maybe “Dennis and Jose’s North Korean Adventure” could be the next big reality show. You never know.<\/p>

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