{"id":2899,"date":"2015-04-19T08:46:55","date_gmt":"2015-04-19T08:46:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/03\/he-won-iowahawk-scores-with-perfect-name-for-the-obamacare-website-queue\/"},"modified":"2015-04-19T08:46:55","modified_gmt":"2015-04-19T08:46:55","slug":"he-won-iowahawk-coins-perfect-name-for-the-obamacare-websitequeue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/2899","title":{"rendered":"‘He won!’ Iowahawk coins perfect name for the Obamacare website queue"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/remnants2sew\/status\/407767972246061056\n

Is HealthCare.gov’s spiffy new queue easing frustration with the troubled website?<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/RahsaanBall\/status\/407659390892638209\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/rcupo\/status\/407662199256416257\n

Enter Iowahawk, with the perfect name for the queue that was rolled out by the same people who brought you 1-800-F1UCK-YO<\/a>.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/iowahawkblog\/status\/407657311457398784\n

Just how many times can Iowahawk win the Internet?<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Robert_Gault\/status\/407673464871337984

Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/03\/he-won-iowahawk-scores-with-perfect-name-for-the-obamacare-website-queue\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/remnants2sew\/status\/407767972246061056 Is HealthCare.gov’s spiffy new queue easing frustration with the troubled website? http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/RahsaanBall\/status\/407659390892638209 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/rcupo\/status\/407662199256416257 Enter Iowahawk, with the perfect name for the queue that was rolled out by the same people who brought you 1-800-F1UCK-YO. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/iowahawkblog\/status\/407657311457398784 Just how many times can Iowahawk win the Internet? http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Robert_Gault\/status\/407673464871337984Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/12\/03\/he-won-iowahawk-scores-with-perfect-name-for-the-obamacare-website-queue\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2900,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1659,103],"class_list":["post-2899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety","tag-queue","tag-twitchy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/14294152167261-loading-please-wait.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2899"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2899\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}