{"id":28655,"date":"2017-04-18T21:46:07","date_gmt":"2017-04-18T21:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tahliapritchard\/rack-off-moll"},"modified":"2017-04-18T21:46:07","modified_gmt":"2017-04-18T21:46:07","slug":"15-things-that-would-be-different-if-puberty-blues-was-set-in-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/28655","title":{"rendered":"15 Things That Would Be Different If “Puberty Blues” Was Set In 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<b>&ldquo;Deadset.&rdquo;<\/b> Nope.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<div id=\"buzz_sub_buzz\" class=\"c suplist_dec_up suplist_list_show \">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138097\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">1.<\/span> Instead of endless suntanning, all skin would be slathered with sunscreen first, not baby oil.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"276\" alt=\"Instead of endless suntanning, all skin would be slathered with sunscreen first, not baby oil.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Slip, slop, slap people.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5137694\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">2.<\/span> No one would rock up to meet their friends at the beach by RIDING A HORSE.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"269\" alt=\"No one would rock up to meet their friends at the beach by RIDING A HORSE.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">2015 – we walk, cycle or drive like all other peasants.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5137674\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">3.<\/span> Any bitch-fight would end up being filmed on someone’s phone.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"335\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 335px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='15 Things That Would Be Different If \"Puberty Blues\" Was Set In 2015'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">And potentially uploaded on Youtube.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5137940\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">4.<\/span> No guy would ever dare demand that a girl go buy a Chiko roll for him.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"469\" alt=\"No guy would ever dare demand that a girl go buy a Chiko roll for him.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/wikipedia.org\">wikipedia.org<\/a> \/ Creative Commons<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t take a bite out of it.&rdquo; <\/p>\n<p>More like, don&rsquo;t tell me what to do.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138892\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">5.<\/span> P.E. would not look like this.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"271\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 271px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='15 Things That Would Be Different If \"Puberty Blues\" Was Set In 2015'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Those outfits.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138049\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">6.<\/span> If any teacher hit a student with a ruler, they’d probably be suspended.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"267\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 267px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='15 Things That Would Be Different If \"Puberty Blues\" Was Set In 2015'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138062\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">7.<\/span> Not to mention, your principal would never ask you whether you’re thinking of having “sexual intercourse”.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"386\" alt=\"Not to mention, your principal would never ask you whether you're thinking of having &quot;sexual intercourse&quot;.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138068\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">8.<\/span> And any modern day principal would surely not encourage their female student to finish school and “settle down, marry and have a family”.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"275\" alt='And any modern day principal would surely not encourage their female student to finish school and \"settle down, marry and have a family\".'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">#Goals.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_grid_row  buzz_superlist_item_wide   \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138125\">\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">9.<\/span> This hairstyle would definitely not be considered the norm.<\/h2>\t\t<div class=\"grid_row two_ss grid_height_s\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell cell_1\">\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell_image_wrapper\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" width=\"309\" height=\"204\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"pinit\">\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"pin sub-buzz-pinterest-share bf_dom\" href=\";\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"icon\"><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_grid_cell_caption\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_grid_source_via\">Roadshow<\/p>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell cell_2\">\t\t\t\t<div class=\"grid_cell_image_wrapper\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" width=\"309\" height=\"204\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"pinit\">\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"pin sub-buzz-pinterest-share bf_dom\" href=\";\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"icon\"><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_grid_cell_caption\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_grid_source_via\">Roadshow<\/p>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t<div class=\"grid_clear\">&nbsp;<\/div>\t\t\t    \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138170\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">10.<\/span> Smoking would not be as widely accepted.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"273\" alt=\"Smoking would not be as widely accepted.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138346\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">11.<\/span> And you would certainly never light up in front of someone’s parents.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"275\" alt=\"And you would certainly never light up in front of someone's parents.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Or bum a cigarette off them. Or smoke inside.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138905\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">12.<\/span> Instead of running for the phone to talk to your BF\/GF and having to hang up because dinner was ready, you’d be texting the whole time.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"329\" alt=\"Instead of running for the phone to talk to your BF\/GF and having to hang up because dinner was ready, you'd be texting the whole time.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138342\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">13.<\/span> If a condom broke or ~disappeared~, the response wouldn’t be “that’s the last time I use one of these bloody things”.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" class=\"bf_dom\" width=\"625\" height=\"273\" alt=\"If a condom broke or ~disappeared~, the response wouldn't be &quot;that's the last time I use one of these bloody things&quot;.\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Nope.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138627\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">14.<\/span> Calling someone a “fish-face moll” would not be the first insult in modern day vernacular.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"272\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 272px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='15 Things That Would Be Different If \"Puberty Blues\" Was Set In 2015'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/jennaguillaume\/rack-off-ya-fishface-moll#.hcNNzP55y\">A shame, really.<\/a><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n<div class=\"buzz_superlist_item buzz_superlist_item_image  buzz_superlist_item_wide image_hit  \" id=\"superlist_3704649_5138653\">\t\t\t<h2>\n<span class=\"buzz_superlist_number_inline\">15.<\/span> And girls these days can actually surf without being ridiculed by literally everyone.<\/h2>    \t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_content\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"rubbable-container\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"272\" style=\"width: 625px;height: 272px\" class=\"bf_dom\" alt='15 Things That Would Be Different If \"Puberty Blues\" Was Set In 2015'>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a class=\"animatedgifs button-rubbable bf_dom\"><\/a>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"print\"><a href=\"\" rel=\"nofollow\"><b>View this image &rsaquo;<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t  \t\t\t\t<div class=\"sub_buzz_source_via buzz_attribution\">Roadshow<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"sub_buzz_desc_w_attr\">Shocking, right?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tahliapritchard\/rack-off-moll\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/tahliapritchard\/rack-off-moll<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&ldquo;Deadset.&rdquo; Nope. 1. Instead of endless suntanning, all skin would be slathered with sunscreen first, not baby oil. View this image &rsaquo; Roadshow Slip, slop, slap people. 2. No one would rock up to meet their friends at the beach by RIDING A HORSE. 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