{"id":27467,"date":"2017-04-12T09:45:33","date_gmt":"2017-04-12T09:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/02\/12\/oh-my-god-did-dead-giraffe-spark-joyce-carol-oates-most-insane-tweet-yet\/"},"modified":"2017-04-12T09:45:33","modified_gmt":"2017-04-12T09:45:33","slug":"oh-my-god-did-dead-giraffe-spark-joyce-carol-oates-most-insane-tweet-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/27467","title":{"rendered":"‘OH the Jesus!’ Did lifeless giraffe spark Joyce Carol Oates’ many outrageous tweet&nbsp;yet?"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/OziasMidwinter\/status\/433581884246085632\r\n<p>Demonstrably, because was each day shutting-in “y.” Exactly what sparked that tweet regarding the girl latest idiocy? In fact, as Twitchy reported, a great youthful giraffe through the entire Copenhagen Zoo had been shot to demise. Officials stated it turned-out to avoid inbreeding and <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/02\/12\/this-axl-rose-comedy-routine-brought-to-you-by-a-dead-giraffe\/\">the headlines sparked a bizarre comedy system from Axl Rose.<\/a><\/p>\r\n<p>Thereafter this took place:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/jackstarr1999\/status\/433302834671386624\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/QuadFins4Fun\/status\/433333102992044032\r\n<p>No, truly. She in fact carried out that:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JoyceCarolOates\/status\/433248848178204672\r\n<p>Exactly what in genuine hell? Is she really that depraved? Dead giraffe and Holocaust … identical diff!<\/p>\r\n<p>Twitter people swiftly and accordingly supplied the girl the business enterprise enterprise<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/AprilMunroe\/status\/433342831134916610\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mze_d\/status\/433255001541337088\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/presidentjlh\/status\/433339035939917827\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lazer_stone\/status\/433343657505062912\r\n<p>To conclude (with an increase of visibility of “nut”):<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/joshuayuburnett\/status\/433358275615027200\r\n<p>Really.<\/p>\r\n<p>Ms. Oates, kindly search for assistance. And place within the Twitter.<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/GrimalkinRN\/status\/433356664847085569\r\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\r\n<p>An exit issue concerning <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/02\/04\/scum-joyce-carol-oates-on-woody-allen-allegations-hey-whats-really-important-is-his-art\/\">lunatic, Woody Allen-defending Oates:<\/a><\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LondonWritersCA\/status\/433355895787896832\r\n<p>Boom.<\/p>\r\n<p>Associated:<\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/02\/12\/this-axl-rose-comedy-routine-brought-to-you-by-a-dead-giraffe\/\">This Axl Rose comedy system presented by a dead&nbsp;giraffe<\/a><\/p>\r\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/02\/04\/scum-joyce-carol-oates-on-woody-allen-allegations-hey-whats-really-important-is-his-art\/\">&lsquo;Scum!&rsquo; Joyce Carol Oates on Woody Allen allegations: Hello, what&rsquo;s crucial is his&nbsp;art<\/a><\/p>\r\n<p>Find out more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/02\/12\/oh-my-god-did-dead-giraffe-spark-joyce-carol-oates-most-insane-tweet-yet\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/02\/12\/oh-my-god-did-dead-giraffe-spark-joyce-carol-oates-most-insane-tweet-yet\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/OziasMidwinter\/status\/433581884246085632 Demonstrably, because was each day shutting-in “y.” Exactly what sparked that tweet regarding the girl latest idiocy? In fact, as Twitchy reported, a great youthful giraffe through the entire Copenhagen Zoo had been shot to demise. Officials stated it turned-out to avoid inbreeding and the headlines sparked a bizarre comedy system from Axl Rose. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/27467\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">‘OH the Jesus!’ Did lifeless giraffe spark Joyce Carol Oates’ many outrageous tweet&nbsp;yet?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":27468,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[180],"tags":[6587,3173,3146,868,103],"class_list":["post-27467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-society-culture","tag-david-coates","tag-holocaust","tag-joyce-carol-oates","tag-tweet","tag-twitchy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/14919687353039-godwin.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27467"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27467\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}