{"id":25408,"date":"2017-04-02T17:15:41","date_gmt":"2017-04-02T17:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/06\/04\/is-that-the-shake-weight-beefcake-obama-might-want-to-pump-up-his-security-detail-pics-video\/"},"modified":"2017-04-02T17:15:41","modified_gmt":"2017-04-02T17:15:41","slug":"is-that-the-shake-weight-maybe-obama-should-pump-up-security-detail-pics-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/25408","title":{"rendered":"‘Is that the Shake Weight?’ Maybe Obama should pump up security detail [pics, video]"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ninamarie_4\/status\/474209361296777217\n

Well, somebody surreptitiously grabbed footage of President Mr. Universe pumping iron<\/a> at a Polish hotel gym: <\/p>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t( function() {\n\t\t\tvar func = function() {\n\t\t\t\tvar iframe_form = document.getElementById(‘wpcom-iframe-form-1dabda6570ddbf91b32176f1916b4bde-5407de2ab243e’);\n\t\t\t\tvar iframe = document.getElementById(‘wpcom-iframe-1dabda6570ddbf91b32176f1916b4bde-5407de2ab243e’);\n\t\t\t\tif ( iframe_form && iframe ) {\n\t\t\t\t\tiframe_form.submit();\n\t\t\t\t\tiframe.onload = function() {\n\t\t\t\t\t\tiframe.contentWindow.postMessage( {\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t‘msg_type’: ‘poll_size’,\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t‘frame_id’: ‘wpcom-iframe-1dabda6570ddbf91b32176f1916b4bde-5407de2ab243e’\n\t\t\t\t\t\t}, window.location.protocol + ‘\/\/wpcomwidgets.com’ );\n\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t}\n\n\t\t\t\t\/\/ Autosize iframe\n\t\t\t\tvar funcSizeResponse = function( e ) {\n\t\t\t\t\tvar origin = document.createElement( ‘a’ );\n\t\t\t\t\torigin.href = e.origin;\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\/\/ Verify message origin\n\t\t\t\t\tif ( ‘wpcomwidgets.com’ !== origin.host )\n\t\t\t\t\t\treturn;\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\/\/ Verify message is in a format we expect\n\t\t\t\t\tif ( ‘object’ !== typeof e.data || undefined === e.data.msg_type )\n\t\t\t\t\t\treturn;\n\n\t\t\t\t\tswitch ( e.data.msg_type ) {\n\t\t\t\t\t\tcase ‘poll_size:response’:\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tvar iframe = document.getElementById( e.data._request.frame_id );\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tif ( iframe && ” === iframe.width )\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tiframe.width = ‘100%’;\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tif ( iframe && ” === iframe.height )\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tiframe.height = parseInt( e.data.height );\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\treturn;\n\t\t\t\t\t\tdefault:\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\treturn;\n\t\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\t}\n\n\t\t\t\tif ( ‘function’ === typeof window.addEventListener ) {\n\t\t\t\t\twindow.addEventListener( ‘message’, funcSizeResponse, false );\n\t\t\t\t} else if ( ‘function’ === typeof window.attachEvent ) {\n\t\t\t\t\twindow.attachEvent( ‘onmessage’, funcSizeResponse );\n\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\tif (document.readyState === ‘complete’) { func.apply(); \/* compat for infinite scroll *\/ }\n\t\t\telse if ( document.addEventListener ) { document.addEventListener( ‘DOMContentLoaded’, func, false ); }\n\t\t\telse if ( document.attachEvent ) { document.attachEvent( ‘onreadystatechange’, func ); }\n\t\t} )();\n\t\t\n\t\t\n

Much to the amusement of the Twitterverse:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mamaswati\/status\/474210668229304321\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/morgenr\/status\/473947545371037696\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/chelseagrunwald\/status\/474211507744423938\n

OK, we can’t lie: That footage is all kinds of hilarious. But it also raises an important question:<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/gretawire\/status\/474210560679362560\n

Mr. President, do yourself a favor next time: Get better security. It could save your life — and a boatload of embarrassment.<\/p>

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http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ninamarie_4\/status\/474209361296777217 Well, somebody surreptitiously grabbed footage of President Mr. Universe pumping iron at a Polish hotel gym: ( function() { var func = function() { var iframe_form = document.getElementById(‘wpcom-iframe-form-1dabda6570ddbf91b32176f1916b4bde-5407de2ab243e’); var iframe = document.getElementById(‘wpcom-iframe-1dabda6570ddbf91b32176f1916b4bde-5407de2ab243e’); if ( iframe_form && iframe ) { iframe_form.submit(); iframe.onload = function() { iframe.contentWindow.postMessage( { ‘msg_type’: ‘poll_size’, ‘frame_id’: ‘wpcom-iframe-1dabda6570ddbf91b32176f1916b4bde-5407de2ab243e’ }, window.location.protocol + ‘\/\/wpcomwidgets.com’ … Continue reading ‘Is that the Shake Weight?’ Maybe Obama should pump up security detail [pics, video]<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":25409,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[180],"tags":[6469,231,2514],"class_list":["post-25408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-society-culture","tag-beefcake-obama","tag-obama","tag-pics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/14911047808072-screen-shot-2014-06-04-at-9-33-47-am.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25408\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}