{"id":23952,"date":"2017-03-27T12:45:45","date_gmt":"2017-03-27T12:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/norbertobriceno\/paranoia-paranoia-paranoia"},"modified":"2017-03-27T12:45:45","modified_gmt":"2017-03-27T12:45:45","slug":"15-conspiracy-magazine-cover-stories-that-are-hilariously-great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/23952","title":{"rendered":"15 Conspiracy Magazine Cover Stories That Are Hilariously Great"},"content":{"rendered":"
\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tParanoia Magazine<\/a> is a publication that deals with conspiracies and paranormal activity. And they have some mind-blowing cover stories.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Paranoia<\/a> is a “conspiracy and paranormal reader” that mixes hard-hitting journalism with Onion<\/i>-style articles. According to editor-in-chief Ron Patton, the magazine is meant to be “educational but entertaining.”<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t What is up with Area 51 and why haven’t they come up with anything new?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Dat photo.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Spoiler alert: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is involved.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Idea: “Disney Does Pride Rock: Why Now?”<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Yes, please. Anything to distance ourselves from Orange County.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t I was gonna say something about Beyonce but that little green dude has got all of my attention.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t That guy sucks.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t OK, seriously… what actually happened to her? Like, for real?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t This is where we all learn we’re Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense<\/i>.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Well, now that Pluto isn’t a planet, Planet IX should be all the rave.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Subliminal message: Shop at Wal-Mart.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t This is what feminism looked like in 2005.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Oh, the Chupacabra<\/i>… That homie definitely got away with it.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t The secret life of the ultimate emo dude? YES!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Shit just got real.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n Want more? You can check them out here<\/a>!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div> Read more: http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/norbertobriceno\/paranoia-paranoia-paranoia<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Paranoia Magazine is a publication that deals with conspiracies and paranormal activity. And they have some mind-blowing cover stories. As I was strolling through the halls of the vendor section of the International UFO Congress in Fort McDowell, Arizona, I came across an interesting magazine rack: View this image › Norberto Brice\u00c3\u00b1o for BuzzFeed Paranoia … Continue reading 15 Conspiracy Magazine Cover Stories That Are Hilariously Great<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":23953,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[180],"tags":[742,5949,1008,6359,6360,1471,6361,5947,6362],"class_list":["post-23952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-society-culture","tag-aliens","tag-alien","tag-congress","tag-conspiracy","tag-convention","tag-disney","tag-paranormal","tag-ufo","tag-ufos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/14905863503932-15-conspiracy-magazine-cover-stories-that-are-hil-2-4746-1424564999-5_dblbig.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23952"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23952"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23952\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}As I was strolling through the halls of the vendor section of the International UFO Congress in Fort McDowell, Arizona, I came across an interesting magazine rack:<\/h2> \t\t\t
Here are 15 of the most outlandish cover stories from the Paranoia<\/i> Magazine issues that were available on the rack:<\/h2>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n
\n1.<\/span> “What’s Up With Area 51?” (Spring 2008)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n2.<\/span> “Manson Family Secrets: Charlie, the Process and RFK” (Winter 2007)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n3.<\/span> “MEN IN BLACK UNCOVERED!”<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n4.<\/span> “Disney Does Atlantis: Why Now?”<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n5.<\/span> “Los Angeles On The Moon?”<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n6.<\/span> “Illuminati Hand Signals” (Fall 2006)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n7.<\/span> “Dracula in Britain” (Fall 2009)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n8.<\/span> “What Really Happened to Amelia Earhart?”<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n9.<\/span> “The Only Man Alive” (Spring 2007)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n10.<\/span> “Planet X Hidden In The Dead Sea Scrolls” (Spring 2003)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n11.<\/span> “NASA BIG FAT LIAR!” (Winter 2006)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n12.<\/span> “SPECIAL ALL GIRL ISSUE!” (Fall 2005)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n13.<\/span> “On The Trail Of The Chupacabras” (Fall 2001)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n14.<\/span> “Edgar Allan Poe’s Secret Life” (Fall 2007)<\/h2> \t\t\t
\n15.<\/span> “JFK & UFO’S” (Fall 2013)<\/h2> \t\t\t