{"id":2392,"date":"2015-04-08T08:46:57","date_gmt":"2015-04-08T08:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/bricesander\/the-alphabet-according-to-karen-walker"},"modified":"2015-04-08T08:46:57","modified_gmt":"2015-04-08T08:46:57","slug":"the-alphabet-according-to-karen-walker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/2392","title":{"rendered":"The Alphabet Predicated On Karen Walker"},"content":{"rendered":"
\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tM is obviously for Mood Elevators.<\/b>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Assface<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: both males and females anyone who face might seem like a butt.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Beaverhausen<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: where the beaver every day life; beneficial to make use of as some an alias.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this photo ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Chanel<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: rich both males and females clothes.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Designated Drinker<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: a pal which is are unable to in the past sober.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t a few ideas<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: emotions simply bad folks understanding.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this photo ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Frosted Glass<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: the essential wonderful vessel for a drink.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Gin<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: broth for drunks.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this photo ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t large roadway<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: the program you’re making using anytime you’re large.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Immortal<\/b> [adjective<\/i>]: the capacity to live-forever, often through a pact utilizing the devil.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Juice Boxes<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: low-priced wine for grownups.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this photo ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Karen Walker<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: the first, drunkest, many fabulous woman in the world.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Look<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: the tiring work of directing one’s appearance toward all things.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Mood Elevators<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: happy pills.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t nobody<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: anybody who are perhaps not Karen Walker.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t exterior<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: an area individual from your own mansion.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Pretend<\/b> [verb<\/i>]: the job of feigning need to have Grace Adler’s life.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Quack<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: harsh sound constantly near both males and females up.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Regret<\/b> [verb<\/i>]: an environment usually related to alcohol based products.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Slap<\/b> [verb<\/i>]: striking some one with a supplied submit buy showing them who’s manager.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Tact<\/b> [noun<\/i>]: susceptibility at any time controling humorless people.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\r\n1.<\/span> A is for Assface.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n2.<\/span> B is truly for Beaverhausen.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n3.<\/span> C could for Chanel.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n4.<\/span> D is in fact for Designated Drinker.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n5.<\/span> E is actually for Thoughts.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n6.<\/span> F is really for Frosted Glass.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n7.<\/span> G is in fact for Gin.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n8.<\/span> H is truly for big program.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n9.<\/span> We is for Immortal.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n10.<\/span> J is truly for Juice Boxes.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n11.<\/span> K is obviously for Karen Walker.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n12.<\/span> L is for Search.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n13.<\/span> M is really for Mood Elevators.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n14.<\/span> N is for no-one.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n15.<\/span> O is obviously for in the open air.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n16.<\/span> P is truly for Pretend.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n17.<\/span> Q is truly for Quack.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n18.<\/span> Roentgen is unquestionably for Regret.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n19.<\/span> S is actually for Slap.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n20.<\/span> T is clearly for Tact.<\/h2> \t\t\t
\r\n21.<\/span> U is obviously for within the Sink.<\/h2> \t\t\t