{"id":22138,"date":"2017-03-18T06:46:05","date_gmt":"2017-03-18T06:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/03\/24\/it-was-bound-to-happen-cheneysoldheart\/"},"modified":"2017-03-18T06:46:05","modified_gmt":"2017-03-18T06:46:05","slug":"it-was-bound-to-happen-cheneysoldheart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/22138","title":{"rendered":"It was bound to happen, @CheneysOldHeart"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/weeddude\/status\/183715479909699585\n<p>News surfaced today that Former Vice President Dick Cheney successfully completed a heart transplant at the age of 71, a lucky man seeing as how most people are cut off around their mid-60’s. Not long after news broke, @CheneysOldHeart was born. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183698882830680064\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183698882830680064<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183704821042380800\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183704821042380800<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183705120545058817\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183705120545058817<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183710936127913984\" rel=\"nofollow\">https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183710936127913984<\/a><\/p><p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/03\/24\/it-was-bound-to-happen-cheneysoldheart\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/03\/24\/it-was-bound-to-happen-cheneysoldheart\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/weeddude\/status\/183715479909699585 News surfaced today that Former Vice President Dick Cheney successfully completed a heart transplant at the age of 71, a lucky man seeing as how most people are cut off around their mid-60’s. Not long after news broke, @CheneysOldHeart was born. https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183698882830680064 https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183704821042380800 https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183705120545058817 https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CheneysOldHeart\/status\/183710936127913984Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/03\/24\/it-was-bound-to-happen-cheneysoldheart\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[180],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-society-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}