{"id":2152,"date":"2015-04-03T08:46:26","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T08:46:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/06\/21\/twitpocalypse-how-we-survived-the-great-twitter-outage-of-2012\/"},"modified":"2015-04-03T08:46:26","modified_gmt":"2015-04-03T08:46:26","slug":"twitpocalypse-how-we-survived-the-great-twitter-outage-of2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/2152","title":{"rendered":"Twitpocalypse: how we survived the definitely great Twitter Outage of 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ByronTau\/status\/215853502302396416\r\n

It turned out a dark time today. An exceedingly dark time.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

Often…at night…Im able but notice the screams. #TwitterBug<\/a> #ShutTwitterDown<\/a><\/p>\r\n

— Fingertips Malloy (@FingersMalloy) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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I HAVE TO declare I COULD STOP TWITTER ANYTIME. *rocks\/convulses inside corner*<\/p>\r\n

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) Summer 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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the reason why WAS TWITTER DOWN TO BEGIN WITH TIME I will be ALWAYS SHAKING We CAN'T EVEN<\/p>\r\n

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Do you know what? You simply existed thru Mike Bloomberg's form of Twitter Lite.<\/p>\r\n

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) Summer 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Mellllllllllllltdooooooooooooooooooown!<\/p>\r\n

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Hold united states of america!<\/p>\r\n

For extended than 60 minutes or higher, Twitter is at truth inaccessible, with not a fail whale to comfort lots of the tweet-less. At 12:33 p.m. EDT, an instant post turned-up from Twitter issue web log<\/a>:<\/p>\r\n

People might experiencing issues beginning Twitter. Our producers strive to fix the situation.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

Twitter has arrived straight back through lifeless. Mubarak? Wait & see. #TwitterBackUp<\/a><\/p>\r\n

— GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Twitter … lifeless? We intend to perhaps not think any such thing is attainable. Where’s the demise authoritative official certification?!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

Hey guys! may seem like http:\/\/t.co\/e1ggCQkm<\/a> and all sorts of kinds of kinds of types of Twitter customers are usually recuperating. Sorry the issue! Enable those Tweets fly!<\/p>\r\n

— Twitter Help (@Support) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Just what relocated wrong? We need answers!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

Well @BarackObama<\/a>? Just what would you realy realy might always do about it twitter outage? DEMOCRACY DIED TODAY!<\/p>\r\n

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) Summer 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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No formal information from our Twitter overlords none the less, but below’s one possible assistance.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

Twitter is handling substantial headwinds.<\/p>\r\n

— jon gabriel (@exjon) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Pesky headwinds! For moment, it’s to are we you will need to reclaim some semblance of past life.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

Attention @TwitchyTeam<\/a>. Your unannounced getaway is completed. To use power! *whipcrack whipcrack* \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\r\n

— Jimmie (@jimmiebjr) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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At your choice! Here’s exactly how some Twitter addicts spent the great Twitter Outage of 2012.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

We moved along to a "Twitter is Down Bing Hangout" but Gary Johnson had been the main one guy here.<\/p>\r\n

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) Summer 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Any such thing i consequently found out while Twitter has reached truth down: MySpace remains getting. #WhoKnewf<\/a><\/p>\r\n

— KevinC (@ExurbanKevin) Summer 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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A sobering note of twitter's recovery features – w\/o you people to vent with, WH click briefings usually are intolerable.<\/p>\r\n

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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Twitter ended up being done, consequently I would personally directly written away pithy 140 personality communications and snail-mailed them to my connections.<\/p>\r\n

— KevinC (@ExurbanKevin) Summer 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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My entire life functions in fact showing once more. #twitterocalypse<\/a> (or is-it #twitmageddon<\/a>?)<\/p>\r\n

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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With this lengthy and painful twitter downtime, FB decided that #Hashtagging<\/a> is actually appropriate. #JustATweeter<\/a><\/p>\r\n

— Teri Peters (@hipEchik) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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We WENT ALONG TO TWITTER THROUGH TWITTER OUTAGE I Am SO ASHAMED THE HORROR THE SCARY<\/p>\r\n

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) Summer 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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I love anytime Twitter reduces whilst provides myself time obtainable ask my loved ones precisely what their particular companies are once again.<\/p>\r\n

— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) Summer 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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But dudes, get effortless on Twitterocalypse‬ tweets, m’kay?<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n

I'd laugh hysterically if floods of "OMG TWITTER BROKE" tweets smashed twitter once more.<\/p>\r\n

— Brittany Cover (@bccover) June 21, 2012<\/a><\/p>\r\n

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We can’t undergo this just as before. We simply can’t.<\/p>\r\n

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Up-date:<\/p>\r\n

Twitter relocated down yet again. Merely simply how much longer must we be jerked around such as this? This might be a constitutional crisis<\/a>, dammit!<\/p>\r\n

Our buddy Ben Howe features actually unique motion picture of only one man’s a reaction to Twitter’s meltdown:<\/p>\r\n

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That guy talks for anyone.<\/p>\r\n

Oh, the humanity!<\/p>\r\n

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Modification:<\/p>\r\n

It’s straight back. Or just is-it? CONSTITUTE THE IDEAS, TWITTER GODS!<\/p>\r\n

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Enhance:<\/p>\r\n

Annnnd it’s straight back.<\/p>\r\n

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Enhance:<\/p>\r\n

We quit improvements. Darn both a state of mind tantrums, Twitter! *Shaking our fists*<\/p>\r\n

Upgrade:<\/p>\r\n

We fibbed. We another inform. A-twitter spokesman blamed the outages on a “cascading bug<\/a>.”<\/p>\r\n

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