{"id":2138,"date":"2015-04-03T02:45:36","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T02:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/09\/10\/breaking-mitch-mcconnell-news-someone-found-his-balls\/"},"modified":"2015-04-03T02:45:36","modified_gmt":"2015-04-03T02:45:36","slug":"breaking-mitch-mcconnell-news-someone-found-hisballs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/2138","title":{"rendered":"Breaking Mitch McConnell development: ‘Someone discovered his&nbsp;balls’"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CatsPolitics\/status\/377438441656832000\r\n<p>Sorry, Harry. Mitch McConnell happens to be a “no” vote in regards to the Senate’s Syria quality.<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ChadPergram\/status\/377438881236279296\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ChadPergram\/status\/377439590052679680\r\n<p>Great.<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/bethanyshondark\/status\/377439039894597632\r\n<p>The remarks featuring McConnell’s newfound cojones are now actually worthy of a browse.&nbsp;But don’t place your magnification product . away nowadays.<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/thefilmgoer\/status\/377440784733061120\r\n<p>Giggle-of-the-day up-date:<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/FBCookie\/status\/377445737656635392<p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/09\/10\/breaking-mitch-mcconnell-news-someone-found-his-balls\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/09\/10\/breaking-mitch-mcconnell-news-someone-found-his-balls\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CatsPolitics\/status\/377438441656832000 Sorry, Harry. Mitch McConnell happens to be a “no” vote in regards to the Senate’s Syria quality. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ChadPergram\/status\/377438881236279296 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/ChadPergram\/status\/377439590052679680 Great. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/bethanyshondark\/status\/377439039894597632 The remarks featuring McConnell’s newfound cojones are now actually worthy of a browse.&nbsp;But don’t place your magnification product . away nowadays. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/thefilmgoer\/status\/377440784733061120 Giggle-of-the-day up-date: http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/FBCookie\/status\/377445737656635392Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/09\/10\/breaking-mitch-mcconnell-news-someone-found-his-balls\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":2139,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/14279463541529-magnifying-glass.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2138\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}