{"id":2047,"date":"2015-04-01T02:49:50","date_gmt":"2015-04-01T02:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/10\/10\/hide-your-tampons-hide-your-wives-could-these-romneyrumors-be-true\/"},"modified":"2015-04-01T02:49:50","modified_gmt":"2015-04-01T02:49:50","slug":"hide-your-tampons-hide-your-wives-could-these-romneyrumors-betrue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/2047","title":{"rendered":"Hide your tampons, hide your wives: could these #RomneyRumors be true?"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/whereishawkins\/status\/256143924345860097\n

We’ve learned a lot of things about Mitt Romney from scanning Twitter that we honestly didn’t know. We didn’t know that Romney wanted to ban tampons<\/a>, for one. Fortunately, the hashtag #RomneyRumors<\/a> has popped up to bring some of these lesser-known policies to light.<\/p>\n\n\n

My cousin’s friend’s knows a guy who heard that Romney wants to force people to work until they’re 80. #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Rachel Veronica (@rachelveronica) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> Congress to be replaced with Tabernacle Choir.<\/p>\n

— Hugo Hackenbush™ (@MangyLover) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> I heard that Romney will put y’all back in chains to work at Bain Capital only to fire you the next day.<\/p>\n

— Nick (@whereishawkins) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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To counter the popularity of #ObamaPhone<\/a>, Ann Romney will be giving away free ponies for votes #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Steven J Burns (@StevenJBurns) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> Under Romney, PBS is going to replace Sesame Street with “Big Love”.<\/p>\n

— Tim(@AspiringThrawn) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Whoa. I heard Romney wants to END ALL THE THINGS!!!! #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Mary Climer (@maryclimer) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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FIRE ALL THE PEOPLE! RT @maryclimer<\/a>: KILL ALL THE TREES!!!! RT @jimmiebjr<\/a>: @maryclimer<\/a> KILL ALL THE BIRDS!! #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Mike Gannon (@MikeCGannon) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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I heard Romney wants to ban tampons! Oh no!!! #RomneyRumors<\/a> #sarcasm<\/a><\/p>\n

— AmericanAllegiance (@US_Allegiance) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> He might be lightly-pigmented in the skin area, if you know white I mean.<\/p>\n

— Catherine(@museofhistory) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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I heard that Romney wants to outlaw snow and make world as hot as possible. #GlobalWarming<\/a> #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Jeremy Wood (@SoonerCubby) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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I heard Romney wants to arm drug cartels…..oh wait #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Mary Climer (@maryclimer) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> He really *is* that squeaky clean.<\/p>\n

— Allan Bourdius (@allanbourdius) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> I heard his wife Ann actully loves her country, and not just because her husband is running for President.<\/p>\n

— Miss Cookie (@outofmyoven) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Romney and Ryan want to fix Medicare and Social Security by making Soylent Green out of old people. #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Eric Williams (@FunkyDung) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> he’s going to replace your IUD with Kirk Cameron DVDs!<\/p>\n

— Krystin (@MyClonesAction) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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@rachelveronica<\/a> I heard Romney wants to force people on welfare to get jobs aka become slaves. #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Allison H (@Alianora84) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> he’s replacing your #coffee<\/a> with crystal light lemonade!<\/p>\n

— Krystin (@MyClonesAction) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Romney will ban glasses because almost-blind people are society’s weak link and only the fittest should survive. #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Romney will remove uterus’ from every woman #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Right Leaning Girl(@toRightofCenter) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> I heard women will no longer be allowed to go shopping without their husband’s permission.<\/p>\n

— Sean Hannity’s Hair (@SHannitysHair) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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He is going to marry all your daughters #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Rick Sheridan (@RickSheridan) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RomneyRumors<\/a> Once said h.e.double hockey sticks near a KID.<\/p>\n

— Bob Redding (@iambobredding) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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National Anthem at Inauguration performed by Nickelback. #RomneyRumors<\/a><\/p>\n

— Mike B (@nightflyblog) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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We can’t count on Harry Reid and his credible source to tell us everything we need to know. Keep ‘em coming, Twitter!<\/p>

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http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/whereishawkins\/status\/256143924345860097 We’ve learned a lot of things about Mitt Romney from scanning Twitter that we honestly didn’t know. We didn’t know that Romney wanted to ban tampons, for one. Fortunately, the hashtag #RomneyRumors has popped up to bring some of these lesser-known policies to light. My cousin’s friend’s knows a guy who heard that Romney … Continue reading Hide your tampons, hide your wives: could these #RomneyRumors be true?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}