Oh, dear. If there was ever a time for “bless her precious heart,” this is it. The often hurl-worthy Kathleen Parker of The Washington Post seemingly tweeted that genius remark this morning (the account is unverified).<\/p>\n
Okay, maybe it doesn’t top her sickening ode to President Obama few years ago.<\/a> But, it’s close. The Parker Twitter account followed it up with some swooning over Newark Mayor Cory Booker as well. Squee! He’s so dreamy!<\/p>\n\n\n Bloomberg\/Booker ticket, anyone?<\/p>\n — kathleenparker (@kathleenparker) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n Twitter users crossed their respective political aisles to join together … in mocking. So, there’s that! Kathleen Parker’s idiocy brings people together! Is Ms. Parker betting that people are thinking “President Bloomberg?” Well, Twitter users are united in betting that Ms. Parker is cuckoo pants.<\/p>\n Read, and giggle madly.<\/p>\n\n\n Funniest tweet of the day!RT @kathleenparker<\/a>: Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n ROFL RT @kathleenparker<\/a> Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — AdamSerwer (@AdamSerwer) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Define “lots.” RT @kathleenparker<\/a> Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — Neal D. (@Neal_Dewing) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Lots of idiots, maybe. RT @kathleenparker<\/a> Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n Could it be a parody account?<\/p>\n\n\n Are we sure that this is actually @kathleenparker<\/a> and not some parody account?<\/p>\n — Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n @imao_<\/a> @kathleenparker<\/a> Parody. Surely no one now believes Obama schooled anyone in anything — especially the military<\/p>\n — donsurber (@donsurber) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n @imao_<\/a> @kathleenparker<\/a> Well, she’s embracing big government nannies, so it checks out.<\/p>\n — Andrew Boucher (@AndrewBoucher) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n Hmm. The account was linked as the real Ms. Parker’s by Fox News<\/a> last month.<\/p>\n Either way, Twitter users continue to offer some hilarious mockery. It’s hard to tell if it is a parody or not; That’s what happens when one becomes a self-parody all on her own.<\/p>\n\n\n She’s quite mad, you know. RT @kathleenparker<\/a> Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — Jon G. (@ExJon) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n @exjon<\/a> @kathleenparker<\/a> I would have guessed they are thinking @elbloombito<\/a><\/p>\n — Pie Guevara (@PieGuevara) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! twitter.com\/kathleenparker…<\/a><\/p>\n — James Taranto (@jamestaranto) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n RT @krysilove<\/a>: Said no one. RT @kathleenparker<\/a> Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — daveweigel (@daveweigel) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n RT @cameron_gray<\/a>: Sure, let’s ban large sodas and have a nationwide nanny state – RT @kathleenparker<\/a>: Bloomberg\/Booker ticket, anyone?<\/p>\n — Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n @kathleenparker<\/a> That is just idiotic.Did you eat paint chips as a child? @rachelveronica<\/a><\/p>\n — Chris Connolly (@CBConnolly) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Is @kathleenparker<\/a> trolling me? The idea of “President Bloomberg” is shockingly moronic. She needs to read this: pjmedia.com\/weathernerd\/20…<\/a><\/p>\n — Brendan Loy (@brendanloy) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Glad to see her bong survived Sandy unscathed. #caring<\/a> RT “@kathleenparker<\/a>: Bloomberg\/Booker ticket, anyone?”<\/p>\n — Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Aw. This person deluded woman is trying to find her relevance MT “@kathleenparker<\/a>: Bloomberg\/Booker ticket, anyone?”<\/p>\n — Little Miss Rightie (@LilMissRightie) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Can we say “insular”? MT @adamserwer<\/a> ROFL RT @kathleenparker<\/a> Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking Pres Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — Rick Geissal (@Rick_Geissal) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Is that a joke? Bloomberg has been terrible. RT @kathleenparker<\/a>: Bloomberg\/Booker ticket, anyone?<\/p>\n — John Ekdahl, Jr. (@JohnEkdahl) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Would they legalize the drugs you’re on? RT @kathleenparker<\/a>: Bloomberg\/Booker ticket, anyone?<\/p>\n — Neal D. (@Neal_Dewing) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n Things Acela-corridor people say: RT @kathleenparker<\/a>: Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n I’ll take that bet. #caring<\/a> RT @kathleenparker<\/a>: Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n You really are one of the dimmest bulbs amongst the pundit class. RT @kathleenparker<\/a>: Bloomberg\/Booker ticket, anyone?<\/p>\n — Mark Cassill (@mcassill) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n About as many as watched your show RT @kathleenparker<\/a>: Forget Romney\/Obama. I’m betting lots are thinking President Bloomberg this morning.<\/p>\n — Mark Cassill (@mcassill) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n Zing! Remember that one? CNN booted Ms. Parker<\/a> and kept Eliot Spitzer. Oh, the shame.<\/p>\n\n\n When choosing a straight-jacket, remember no white after Labor Day. RT @kathleenparker<\/a> Bloomberg\/Booker ticket, anyone?<\/p>\n — Sunny (@sunnyright) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n\n\n @kathleenparker<\/a> You might want to delete your tweets. It will be embarrassing when Bloomberg’s mistakes become widely known.<\/p>\n — Elizabeth M (@begoniaphile) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n \n And, win.<\/p>\n\n\n I’ll have whatever @kathleenparker<\/a> is having. But only half as much, because I don’t want to be a total asshat.<\/p>\n — Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 30, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n Read more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/10\/30\/wapos-kathleen-parker-bets-lots-are-thinking-president-bloomberg-twitter-bets-shes-cuckoo-pants\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/kathleenparker\/status\/263298112364363777 Oh, dear. If there was ever a time for “bless her precious heart,” this is it. 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