{"id":19083,"date":"2021-02-21T23:16:16","date_gmt":"2021-02-22T04:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/03\/20\/half-a-pipeline-and-go\/"},"modified":"2021-02-24T16:14:05","modified_gmt":"2021-02-24T21:14:05","slug":"half-a-pipeline-and-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/19083","title":{"rendered":"Half a pipeline and \u2026 GO!"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CNN\/status\/182211785338793986\r\n\r\nHmmm \u2026 half a pipeline. That\u2019s useful. Not sure how President Obama expects solve the fuel crisis and\/or jobs crisis with half an oil pipeline, but hey.\r\n\r\nThis news, naturally, was ripe for the mockage.\r\n\r\nSwell! We’ll use buckets to bring it down from Canada! RT @brikeilarcnn<\/a> BREAKING: Obama to expedite southern half of Keystone XL Pipeline\r\n\r\n\u2014 Daniel Foster (@DanFosterType) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nObama to fast-track southern half of the Keystone pipeline. Surely gas prices will fall immediately. http:\/\/t.co\/ce2LJSBf<\/a>\r\n\r\n\u2014 Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nBiden: Obama’s new plan to build half of the Keystone pipeline is the most audacious plan in the past 250 years.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Cuff\u00e9 (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nAlgae not panning out? RT @brikeilarcnn<\/a> BREAKING: Obama to expedite southern half of Keystone XL Pipeline #tcot<\/a> #p2<\/a>\r\n\r\n\u2014 RB (@RBPundit) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nFLASH: Obama only half-killed Osama Bin Laden. \ud83d\ude41\r\n\r\n\u2014 Cuff\u00e9 (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nInspired by Obama’s half-pipeline, I’m going to install a sprinkler system but not hook it up to a water supply.\r\n\r\n\u2014 jon gabriel (@exjon) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\n@ExJon<\/a> They’ll just shoot the oil in a 850 mile arc to southern pipeline. And they said pee-aiming wasn’t a practical skill.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Political Math (@politicalmath) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nBREAKING: Obama closes half of Gitmo.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Cuff\u00e9 (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nBuilding only the last half of a pipeline is like building only the top half of a boat. #keystone<\/a>\r\n\r\n\u2014 jon gabriel (@exjon) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nIsn’t having the southern half of a pipeline like only having the upper half of a cup?\r\n\r\n\u2014 Jeremy (@knowsknothing) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nHalf a pipeline approved by half a president? Yeah that pretty much makes sense.\r\n\r\n\u2014 JavelinaBomb (@javelinabomb) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nI’m digging these new Obama half-policies. Unfortunately \u2013 and in spite of a tired cliche \u2013 Sandra Fluke is now half-pregnant.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Cuff\u00e9 (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\n@ExJon<\/a> So are we building a pipeline not connected to anything?\r\n\r\n\u2014 Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nSo, Obama will approve half of Keystone pipeline that’s already underway, but ignore part that actually gets to Canada\/oil?\r\n\r\n\u2014 Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nWe’re building half a pipeline. If Obama only spent half of his budget, we’d be in pretty good shape.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nSo now the President is for the Keystone XL pipeline? I was against the pipeline before for I was for the pipeline?\r\n\r\n\u2014 theprez98 (\u603b\u7edf) (@theprez98) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nWhat if they build a halfpipe all the way to the tar sands?\r\n\r\n\u2014 Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nWhat a complete opportunist!! #ABOUTTIME<\/a> @PoliticalTicker<\/a>: Obama to fast track southern half of Keystone XL Pipeline \u2013 http:\/\/t.co\/tpkijaNj<\/a>\r\n\r\n\u2014 Karen, RN (@kdubrn) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nSo is Obama going to build the inside half of the pipe first or the outside half?\r\n\r\n\u2014 Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nAmericans should respond to Obama approving building half the pipeline by giving him half the votes needed for reelection.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\n#ObamaHalfPolicies<\/a> Death panels now just 50% deathy.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Matt (@mdrache) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nLemme get this straight. Obama is fast tracking half of a pipeline that he is unsure he can ever find a satisfactory route to complete?\r\n\r\n\u2014 Lisa B. (@politeracy) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nThe most audacious half-project in 500 years! MT @DanFosterNRO<\/a> @brikeilarcnn<\/a> Obama to expedite southern half of Keystone Pipeline #keystone<\/a>\r\n\r\n\u2014 Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\n#ObamaHalfPolicies<\/a> We’re going to open up ANWR for drilling, but only to Black & Decker.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nI’m glad Obama only gave half those guns to Mexican cartels. Whew.\r\n\r\n\u2014 Cuff\u00e9 (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012<\/a>\r\n\r\nWith this latest move, the president has managed to simultaneously tick off opponents of the Keystone XL Pipeline (who view it as a betrayal of their \u2014 and his own \u2014 values)\u00a0and\u00a0<\/strong>supporters of the pipeline\u2019s construction. He still thinks he can have his arugula and eat it, too.\r\n\r\n\"e14a36dd613d9a8a40f89e48e2b5da35\"<\/a>\r\n

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http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/CNN\/status\/182211785338793986 Hmmm \u2026 half a pipeline. That\u2019s useful. Not sure how President Obama expects solve the fuel crisis and\/or jobs crisis with half an oil pipeline, but hey. This news, naturally, was ripe for the mockage. Swell! We’ll use buckets to bring it down from Canada! RT @brikeilarcnn BREAKING: Obama to expedite southern half of … Continue reading Half a pipeline and \u2026 GO!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":19084,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[137,138,180],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-animals","category-community","category-society-culture"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/14885992271050-screen-shot-2012-03-20-at-4-49-30-pm.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19083"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":134684,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19083\/revisions\/134684"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}