{"id":1712,"date":"2015-03-25T02:46:41","date_gmt":"2015-03-25T02:46:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2014\/10\/03\/rip-kansas-city-police-report-discovery-of-deceased-hair-extension\/"},"modified":"2015-03-25T02:46:41","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T02:46:41","slug":"rip-kansas-city-police-report-discovery-of-deceased-hairextension","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/1712","title":{"rendered":"RIP: Kansas City Police report discovery of deceased hair extension"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/DrCherryThunder\/status\/518231503096926208\n\n\n

We're doing a #kctweetalong<\/a> tomorrow night! Follow here to see what our officers do on typical #KC<\/a> Friday night. We'll be in Central Patrol<\/p>\n

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 2, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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The last time we saw the Kansas City Police Department having fun with Twitter was earlier this week, when they asked the public not to commit crimes during the Royals game<\/a>. Friday, the police had some more fun with Twitter by announcing the discovery of a deceased hair extension at 39th and Benton.<\/p>\n\n\n

Officers discovered deceased weave\/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/7lXiyjTOlV<\/a><\/p>\n

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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Our police are better than yours "@kcpolice<\/a>: Officers discovered deceased weave\/hair extension at 39th and Benton pic.twitter.com\/Xwbtk1ptNi<\/a>”<\/p>\n

— Eric Grospitch (@UMKCDeanEric) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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“@kcpolice<\/a>: Officers discovered deceased weave\/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/9Iw1zCiFhV<\/a>” Stay classy KC! πŸ˜‚<\/p>\n

— Claire Rose (@Claire_Rose97) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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#RIP<\/a> RT @kcpolice<\/a>: Officers discovered deceased weave\/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/CFYZ2w70tF<\/a><\/p>\n

— Terry Blastenbrei (@elSicomoro) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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@kcpolice<\/a> RIP weave.<\/p>\n

— Kara the Tart (@ItsKaraCake) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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Rest in Pieces RT “@kcpolice<\/a>: Officers discovered deceased weave\/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/YJ7PGUB5mR<\/a>”<\/p>\n

— JayDoc (@ARjdoc) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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@kcpolice<\/a> πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†<\/p>\n

— Leann Malaschak (@prairiegirl0028) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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@kcpolice<\/a> That's called a tumbleweave!<\/p>\n

— The Pedestrian Path (@kcpedestrian) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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RIP #neverforget<\/a> @kcpolice<\/a> Officers discovered deceased weave\/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong<\/a><\/p>\n

— JB Chappell (@jbchapp) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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@kcpolice<\/a> TUMBLE WEAVE #kctweetalong<\/a><\/p>\n

— Adrianne (@Yo_Adrianne044) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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@kcpolice<\/a> I love #kctweetalong<\/a> Nights<\/p>\n

— Rich (@JhawkRich) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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The police can’t escape hair problems tonight.<\/p>\n\n\n

Going to patrol around the haunted houses in the West Bottoms #kctweetalong<\/a><\/p>\n

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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A bloody werewolf on stilts just bounced by us. #kctweetalong<\/a><\/p>\n

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014<\/a><\/p>\n

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