{"id":1610,"date":"2015-03-22T22:47:55","date_gmt":"2015-03-22T22:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/01\/24\/epic-twitter-spat-fox-news-greg-gutfeld-slams-esquires-word-stamp-recipient-tom-junod\/"},"modified":"2015-03-22T22:47:55","modified_gmt":"2015-03-22T22:47:55","slug":"fox-news-greg-gutfeld-slams-esquires-word-stamp-recipient-tomjunod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/1610","title":{"rendered":"Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld slams Esquire’s ‘word stamp’ recipient Tom Junod"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/greggutfeld\/status\/294324663767674880\n

Zing! “Red Eye” host Greg Gutfeld is none too pleased with Esquire’s Tom Junod, who recently wrote a blog post slamming Fox News<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And the Twitter spat went on from there.<\/p>\n\n\n

.@greggutfeld<\/a> Welfare and food stamps — hilarious.Does Ailes write your jokes, or just approve them?<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Yuk, yuk, yuk. Ailes and evil Faux News! Or something.<\/p>\n\n\n

@tomjunod<\/a> that wasn’t a joke. That’s your career!<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Heh. Junod continues attempting to throw trash talk curveballs, and Gutfeld slams them all out of the park.<\/p>\n\n\n

.@greggutfeld<\/a> From the guy who fills the all-important “funnier than Hannity” slot at Fox.<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@tomjunod<\/a> Wow,impressive stuff. Don’t u have a ten thousand word piece on the death of your gold fish to flesh out before noon?<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@greggutfeld<\/a> No. On the Plight of the Professional Asshole. “He’s a pro, so he’s gotta keep on showing up.”<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@tomjunod<\/a> I totally get it. Once promising, now aging – copying the leftist assumptions of fellow hacks guarantees 4 bux a word.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@greggutfeld<\/a> I get it too — wanted to follow in the footsteps of Dave Zinczenko, but your feet were too small.<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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@tomjunod<\/a> I do have delicate feet. That is true. But they smell better than your purple prose.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@greggutfeld<\/a> This is the best you can do? You were funnier when you were the editor of Stuff…I mean Maxim…I mean…<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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@tomjunod<\/a> Ah, the “you were funnier when…” retort. What’s next? “What’s the deal with airline food?”Esquire is truly blessed.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@greggutfeld<\/a> C’mon, you’re better when you’re trying to rip off Dennis Miler than when you’re trying to rip off Seinfeld.<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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@tomjunod<\/a> I commend you, on ripping off yourself, month after month. Please continue with your thoughtful think pieces on cologne.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@greggutfeld<\/a> “Blah blah FOOD STAMPS grumble grumble WELFARE yawn yawn LEFTIST…” Takes a special guy to keep thinking that shit’s funny.<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@tomjunod<\/a> Takes a special guy to churn out dreck for an irrelevent mens mag and think he’s edgy. dude, you’re as edgy as a Hostess Snowball<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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.@greggutfeld<\/a> Whoa, and to think this whole thing began when I said you were like a grownup version of the E-Trade Baby.Downhill from there.<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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That oh-so-clever line was in Junod’s Fox-slamming post. Evidently, he has to regurgitate his own lines.<\/p>\n

Gutfeld continues with some fun facts!<\/p>\n\n\n

Fun fact: a capsule of Ambien contains three ground up @tomjunod<\/a> articles.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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According to PETA, reading a @tomjunod<\/a> article out loud to a small pet could put it to sleep permanently.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Jack Kevorkian’s favorite method of euthanasia was reading a @tomjunod<\/a> article out loud to his patient.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Warning to pet lovers: When you line a bird cage with a @tomjunod<\/a> article, the bird will die from boredom.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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And that concludes my @tomjunod<\/a> tweets for this afternoon. Unlike Tom, I have a job.<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Brilliance.<\/p>\n\n\n

@greggutfeld<\/a> Yeah. You can tell your staff’s in, because they started writing jokes for you.<\/p>\n

— Tom Junod (@TomJunod) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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Oh, honey.<\/p>\n

More to come? Alas, something is missing.<\/p>\n\n\n

@gabrielsnyder<\/a> @tomjunod<\/a> agreed<\/p>\n

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) January 24, 2013<\/a><\/p>\n

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We’ll meet you again on Twitter, fellas. Only next time, bring the beer!<\/p>

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