{"id":15761,"date":"2017-02-12T18:45:38","date_gmt":"2017-02-12T18:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/justinabarca\/problems-only-people-with-straight-hair-will-understand?b=1&loreal_feed=1&loreal_username=beauty"},"modified":"2017-02-12T18:45:38","modified_gmt":"2017-02-12T18:45:38","slug":"19-problems-only-people-with-straight-hair-will-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/15761","title":{"rendered":"19 Problems Only People With Straight Hair Will Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n1.<\/span> If your hair is thick it’s basically unmanageable.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Thick hair has a mind of its own, and that mind is of a deranged lunatic that always wants you to look awful in pictures.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n2.<\/span> If you have thin hair it just sits there, doing nothing.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Via britneyspearsgifs.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

“You want to get up today, hair? You maybe want to have some body or do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING?”<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n3.<\/span> Short hair requires constant upkeep.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Shaved sides? Looks good for about a week until you turn into a fuzz monster. Which means if you want to keep that look, frequent cuts are required. Ain’t nobody have time for that!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n4.<\/span> That windswept look sounds great in practice, but in reality…<\/h2>\t\t
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Can you paint with all the colors of the wind, as it ravages your hair making you look like a walking bird’s nest? I can.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t \t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n5.<\/span> Hoping your hair had ANY type of wave at all.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Bravo TV \/ Via perezhilton.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

“HAHAHAHAHA. No.” — Your roots.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n6.<\/span> You have a bathroom graveyard of failed pomades, gels, waxes and hairsprays.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Via concordextra.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

And all of them have “extreme hold” written on the side of them.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n7.<\/span> Same goes for brushes and combs.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Hasbro Studios \/ Via iambrony.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

And when you finally find one you like, you buy five just in case, y’know?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n8.<\/span> You will always have one stray hair.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Via funnyjunk.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

Never. Fails.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n9.<\/span> Growing your hair long is frightening, because you’re concerned you may end up looking like this.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Show East \/ Via forums.thebump.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

And most likely will<\/i> end up looking like this.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n10.<\/span> Also, your growing out period seems to last forever<\/i>.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Ugh.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n11.<\/span> People who say you can “do anything” with your hair just don’t get it.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Marvel Studios \/ Via gemini-dragon-gifs.tumblr.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

If by “anything,” you mean uncontrollable chaos, then yes. Yes it can.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n12.<\/span> Seeing someone with gorgeous straight hair drives you insane.<\/h2>\t\t
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“Oh, this? I just got out of bed this way.”<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t \t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n13.<\/span> Having to straighten your already straight hair just so you can style it somehow.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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Via rachelscountrylife.blogspot.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

“You do me first, then I’ll do you, ok?”<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n14.<\/span> Even when you curl your hair it never stays for long.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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That is what perms are for, and we’ve almost all tried them once.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n15.<\/span> Bobby pins falling out on their accord.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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NBC \/ Via reactiongifs.com<\/a>\n<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t

They’re like, “Yeah, I know you need us right now but LATERZ!”<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n16.<\/span> Up-dos? More like up-don’ts<\/i>.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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You wanted that hour of work you did on your hair to only last five minutes, right?<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n17.<\/span> Not showering with straight hair means one express ticket on the Stringy Grease Train.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n18.<\/span> Having to deal with ponytail dents.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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It is literally like your hair is fighting back at you.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n

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\n19.<\/span> You will have perfect hair days, and have no clue how to recreate them ever.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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At least you’ll have the memories!<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>

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