{"id":1561,"date":"2015-03-21T21:48:34","date_gmt":"2015-03-21T21:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/chelseypippin\/29-reasons-you-should-never-go-to-the-south-of-france"},"modified":"2015-03-21T21:48:34","modified_gmt":"2015-03-21T21:48:34","slug":"29-reasons-you-should-never-go-to-the-south-of-france","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/1561","title":{"rendered":"29 Reasons You Should Never Go To The South Of France"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n1.<\/span> People have this idea that the south of France is some kind of heaven on earth.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n2.<\/span> Like it’s this coastal paradise with unparalleled views.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n3.<\/span> People say it’s positively magical.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n4.<\/span> But the truth is…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n5.<\/span> It’s just not that special.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n6.<\/span> First of all, it’s so out of date.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n7.<\/span> EVERYTHING is uphill.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n8.<\/span> And the food is just way too rich.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n9.<\/span> Honestly, how is this necessary?<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n10.<\/span> The countryside would be nice…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n11.<\/span> If it wasn’t ruined by all the quaint little villages.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n12.<\/span> It’s way too easy to get lost in all the little back streets.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n13.<\/span> St Tropez is a god-awful garbage dump.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n14.<\/span> It has absolutely no charm.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n15.<\/span> And the views are just the worst.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n16.<\/span> If you go there, you basically have to have a boat.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n17.<\/span> And you’re forced to venture out on that disconcertingly blue water.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n18.<\/span> I mean what’s the deal with the Cote D’Azure?<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n19.<\/span> Nobody asked for this.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n20.<\/span> If you get too far from the beach, then you have all of the unnatural wildlife to deal with.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n21.<\/span> And you’ll probably get accidentally drenched in some secret waterfall.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n22.<\/span> There’s just nothing remotely interesting about the natural landscape.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n23.<\/span> It’s basically a wasteland.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n24.<\/span> The historical landmarks leave a lot to be desired.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n25.<\/span> The wineries might as well close their doors, because what even is this?<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n26.<\/span> And Cannes?<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n27.<\/span> More like CAN U NOT?<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n28.<\/span> Honestly, what are people thinking?<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\n29.<\/span> This place is abhorrent and you should never, ever go there.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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So cliché. 1. People have this idea that the south of France is some kind of heaven on earth. View this image › Janoka82 \/ Getty Images 2. Like it’s this coastal paradise with unparalleled views. View this image › Bertl123 \/ Getty Images 3. People say it’s positively magical. View this image › Elementals … Continue reading 29 Reasons You Should Never Go To The South Of France<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1562,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/1426909725712-29-reasons-you-should-never-go-to-the-south-of-fr-2-26258-1424956985-16_dblbig.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1561\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}