{"id":130768,"date":"2020-12-08T16:02:54","date_gmt":"2020-12-08T16:02:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/130768"},"modified":"2020-12-08T16:02:54","modified_gmt":"2020-12-08T16:02:54","slug":"secret-formula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/130768","title":{"rendered":"Secret Formula"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Secret Formula\" width=\"660\" height=\"371\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2unhM-tWKQA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div><\/p>      <br><p>another beautiful day at the krusty krab another day servicing the masses they can’t get enough they want more more of that secret formula oh [Music] that smells good dustin mr krabs i it do mr squidward it do sponge me boy maybe a bit more of that secret formula [Music] is that good mr krabs is that how you like it die that’s how old mr krabs wants it but this salty dog wants even more can you feel that oh god i can feel it mr krabs mr krabs is dipping his hand in the old honey jar isn’t he you can take as much as you want mr krabs don’t leave me out i need you spongebob go on and get yourself a handful [Music] [Music] [Music] was that good for you did i satisfy you all i you did me boy but you’re all used up drained me land our hunger is satiated for now but we’ll be back [Music] i love my job at the krusty krab i wouldn’t change for anything in the whole world i make people happy i fulfill their needs frankly i don’t think i could stop even if i wanted to but who would want to stop when people love what you do this much you<\/p><br><br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2unhM-tWKQA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">As found on YouTube<\/a>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>another beautiful day at the krusty krab another day servicing the masses they can’t get enough they want more more of that secret formula oh [Music] that smells good dustin mr krabs i it do mr squidward it do sponge me boy maybe a bit more of that secret formula [Music] is that good mr &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/130768\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Secret Formula<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[97,1049,3328,1973,122,365],"tags":[55406,55408,55410,55407,55409,510],"class_list":["post-130768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity","category-elections","category-golf","category-legislative-branch","category-lgbt","category-music","tag-meatcanyon","tag-meatcanyon-cartoon","tag-meatcanyon-secret-formula","tag-meatcanyon-spongebob","tag-secret-formula","tag-spongebob"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130768"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}