{"id":1226,"date":"2015-03-14T20:50:11","date_gmt":"2015-03-14T20:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2012\/12\/24\/givers-happy-warriors-offer-ideas-for-piers-musket-morgan-deportation-gifts\/"},"modified":"2015-03-14T20:50:11","modified_gmt":"2015-03-14T20:50:11","slug":"givers-happy-warriors-offer-ideas-for-piers-morgan-deportationgifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/1226","title":{"rendered":"Givers! Happy warriors offer ideas for Piers Morgan deportation gifts"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LilMissRightie\/status\/283240866263486464\n

Amen! Twitter users are givers, and they are continuing to give the gift of laughter. As Twitchy reported, Piers Morgan had a super sad face<\/a> over the petition to deport him. Today, he pitifully wallowed in the attention<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n

Soledad Obrien must be relieved she’s not the biggest joke over at CNN anymore #PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a><\/p>\n

— John Difool (@MCHblazer) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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We are laughing at you, not with you Piers! Now, happy warriors are offering up some hilarious suggestions for deportation gifts for Musket Morgan<\/a> using the hashtag #PiersMorganDeportationGifts.<\/p>\n\n\n

#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> a copy of the Consttution<\/p>\n

— TOHODAD (@T0H0DAD) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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He needs that one; Amendment thingies are hard<\/a>!<\/p>\n\n\n

#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> Sandra Fluke….PLEASE, take her with you.<\/p>\n

— Holly Renee (@hollyR_J) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> History of the American Revolution, boxed set.<\/p>\n

— Timbones(@tselliot3) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> A fan site on twitter with fewer followers than viewers of his show twitter.com\/TimothyODonnel…<\/a><\/p>\n

— Timothy O’Donnell (@TimothyODonnel2) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> The complete @anncoulter<\/a> library. #tcot<\/a><\/p>\n

— BreitTwit (@BreitTwit1) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> – The Barack Obama commemorative Teleprompter… because like Obama, he doesn’t do well speaking on his own…<\/p>\n

— Shifty33(D) (@Shifty331) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a>A copy of the Constitution …he’ll have more time to actually read it& maybe even find someone to explain it.<\/p>\n

— Holly Renee (@hollyR_J) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> A thesaurus.His name-calling “journalism” could use a little creativity.<\/p>\n

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> Replica Minuteman Musket and copy of the Declaration of Independence.<\/p>\n

— ZS (@MrZeeEs) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> An autographed and empty book of all the laws Obama has implemented on gun control.<\/p>\n

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> “If you can’t beat ‘em, call ‘em a moron.” Bumper sticker<\/p>\n

— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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#PiersMorganDeportationGifts<\/a> A lifetime membership in the #NRA<\/a>. #tcot<\/a><\/p>\n

— BreitTwit (@BreitTwit1) December 24, 2012<\/a><\/p>\n

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Heh. Some have already started giving that gift. Piers Morgan and his fellow travelers have inspired<\/a> new NRA memberships.<\/p>\n

You’re welcome, Musket Morgan. Keep them coming, Twitter. In the spirit of giving and all.<\/p>

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http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/LilMissRightie\/status\/283240866263486464 Amen! Twitter users are givers, and they are continuing to give the gift of laughter. As Twitchy reported, Piers Morgan had a super sad face over the petition to deport him. Today, he pitifully wallowed in the attention. Soledad Obrien must be relieved she’s not the biggest joke over at CNN anymore #PiersMorganDeportationGifts — … Continue reading Givers! Happy warriors offer ideas for Piers Morgan deportation gifts<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1227,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/1426305024934-gif_smiley-laugh.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}