{"id":1173,"date":"2015-03-13T16:46:54","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T16:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kasiagalazka\/the-low-cal-calzone-zone"},"modified":"2015-03-13T16:46:54","modified_gmt":"2015-03-13T16:46:54","slug":"28-of-the-funniest-running-jokes-on-parks-and-recreation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/1173","title":{"rendered":"28 Applying This Funniest Performing Jokes On “Parks And Recreation”"},"content":{"rendered":"
\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\ttake-in your rips with your good a few ideas.<\/b> Warning: Spoilers ahead.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t We’re maybe not sobbing, okay?! We’re attentive to series finales. <\/p>\r\n Let me share of the finest flowing jokes for show’s seven months.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t Tammy 1, Tammy 2, and Ron’s mother, Tammy.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Because pizza pie pie pie dessert pie will probably be your grandfather’s calzone.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Vulture<\/i> produced all of Leslie’s language into one wonderful record<\/a> consequently we can not forget people like “Ann, you cunning, flexible, chestnut-haired sunfish.”<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Strippers do-nothing for him, but they can simply take a totally free of price buffet whenever, anyplace.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this photo ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t as he makes use of, it’s the foodstuff that’s scared of him. He even had a food car title a bacon-wrapped turkey knee after him.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t get more info than two dozen of these at Vulture<\/i><\/a>, or see a supercut of all the amongst these<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t “we must remember what’s essential in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, buddies, work. But work must come 3rd.” —Leslie Knope, philosopher\/tropical butterfly<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t generally she furthermore foretells it by themselves.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t Like when she was chanting “Knope axioms, Jamm sucks!” into a megaphone.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this picture ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t with regards to his cheery demeanor.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t Due To unemployed Ben.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t together with his manager Barney’s overjoyed face whenever Ben cracks credit cards merchant account.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t might ac-count<\/i> on him as it won’t be also tax<\/i>-ing.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n View this image ›<\/b><\/a><\/p>\r\n\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t Its record is a bit…gruesome.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t regarding record, their particular real title’s Garry.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t NBC<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t<\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t We’ll miss you dearly, Harris Wittels<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\t \t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\r\n\r\nParks and Recreation<\/i> is shutting tonite, as well as once we gather 5,000 candle lights featuring its honor, it is the right time and energy to reminisce.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n1.<\/span> The Bermuda Triangle of Tammys.<\/h2>\t\t
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\r\n2.<\/span> Ben’s persistent love for calzones.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n3.<\/span> Leslie’s colorful compliments.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n4.<\/span> Ron’s enthusiasm for break fast dishes…<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n5.<\/span> …and things meat.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n6.<\/span> Tom’s unlimited entrepreneurial ideas.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n7.<\/span> Leslie’s adoration of waffles.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n8.<\/span> Together with the lady admiration of Ben’s butt.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n9.<\/span> The girl run-ins with Councilman Howser during worst possible times.<\/h2>\t\t
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\r\n10.<\/span> Orin.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n11.<\/span> The Cones of Dunshire.<\/h2>\t\t
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\r\n12.<\/span> Ben over and over repeatedly accepting and stopping his \/ her accounting work.<\/h2>\t\t
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\r\n13.<\/span> Thin company’s undying love for him despite their unique departures.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n14.<\/span> Pawnee City Hall’s offensive murals.<\/h2> \t\t\t
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\r\n15.<\/span> Jerry\/Larry\/Terry\/Garry.<\/h2>\t\t
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\r\n16.<\/span> The inexperienced dog control staff.<\/h2>\t\t
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