{"id":11229,"date":"2015-10-09T11:45:47","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T11:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/10\/30\/priceless-sebelius-very-slow-speed-obamacare-spin-meets-hilarious-high-speed-mockery\/"},"modified":"2015-10-09T11:45:47","modified_gmt":"2015-10-09T11:45:47","slug":"priceless-sebelius-very-slow-speed-o-care-spin-meets-high-speedmockery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/11229","title":{"rendered":"Priceless! Sebelius’ ‘very slow rate’ O-care spin satisfies high-speed mockery"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Doc_0\/status\/395559772860456960\r\n

That. Ended Up Being. Gorgeous<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n

Today, health care insurance and man solutions Secretary Kathleen Sebelius decided to go to the House Energy and Commerce Committee for a dizzying talked gymnastics overall performance. She testified the Obamacare site functions “never crashed.” It’s “functional, but at an incredibly slow rate plus paid down reliability.”<\/a><\/p>\r\n

The lady brain? It didn’t crash, it’s just running at a tremendously sluggish price.<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/iowahawkblog\/status\/395558422789103616\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/HawkinsUSA\/status\/395553554255319040\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/MStevensG8r\/status\/395558228475400192\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SteveWorks4You\/status\/395557439317086208\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/darthlevin\/status\/395559274631282689\r\n

Too-soon, guy. Prematurily .<\/a>. We’ll accept “Elvis.”<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Infidelzfun\/status\/395552509798129664\r\n

Ready-made spin for Obama?<\/p>\r\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/karupe1212\/status\/395554027846787072

Read a lot more: http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/10\/30\/priceless-sebelius-very-slow-speed-obamacare-spin-meets-hilarious-high-speed-mockery\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Doc_0\/status\/395559772860456960 That. Ended Up Being. Gorgeous. Today, health care insurance and man solutions Secretary Kathleen Sebelius decided to go to the House Energy and Commerce Committee for a dizzying talked gymnastics overall performance. She testified the Obamacare site functions “never crashed.” It’s “functional, but at an incredibly slow rate plus paid down reliability.” The lady brain? It … Continue reading Priceless! Sebelius’ ‘very slow rate’ O-care spin satisfies high-speed mockery<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":11230,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/14443623516943-speed-limit-0.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11229"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11229\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}