{"id":11109,"date":"2015-10-07T09:25:07","date_gmt":"2015-10-07T09:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/08\/10\/unconfirmed-pic-of-hobbit-character-distresses-fans-beorn-has-a-mullet\/"},"modified":"2015-10-07T09:25:07","modified_gmt":"2015-10-07T09:25:07","slug":"unconfirmed-pic-of-hobbit-character-distresses-fans-beorn-has-amullet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/11109","title":{"rendered":"Unconfirmed pic of ‘Hobbit’ character distresses fans: ‘Beorn has a&nbsp;mullet?’"},"content":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SmaugOfErebor\/status\/366198614533480449\n<p>An <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonering.net\/torwp\/2013\/08\/09\/76752-sd-calendar-reveals-a-new-image-of-beorn-in-human-form\/\">unconfirmed 2014 calendar photo<\/a> of Peter Jackson’s vision of shape-shifting “Hobbit” character Beorn in human form is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.comicbookmovie.com\/fansites\/nailbiter111\/news\/?a=85167\">circulating this weekend<\/a>, and the consensus seems to be, “WTH?”&nbsp;Joe Dirt, is that you?<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lotrproject\/status\/366112881412042752\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-213248\" alt=\"joe-dirt\" src=\"http:\/\/thisistwitchy.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/08\/joe-dirt.jpg?w=430\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Is he a porcupine? Is that a skunk on his head? A mullet? A mull-hawk? The Twitterverse demands answers.<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/cableknitdragon\/status\/366179508765732865\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/IBrentBrown\/status\/365961426797465603\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/Cuthalions\/status\/365946513991548928\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/mirrormeres\/status\/365943201040830464\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/thrandelion\/status\/365962128517111809\n<p>Hey, <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/06\/22\/hilarious-80s-hair-expert-richard-marx-smacks-down-scurrilous-mullet-charges\/\">Richard Marx, can we get a ruling on this<\/a>?<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/readjunk\/status\/365956024995282944<p>Read more: <a href=\"http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/08\/10\/unconfirmed-pic-of-hobbit-character-distresses-fans-beorn-has-a-mullet\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitchy.com\/2013\/08\/10\/unconfirmed-pic-of-hobbit-character-distresses-fans-beorn-has-a-mullet\/<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/SmaugOfErebor\/status\/366198614533480449 An unconfirmed 2014 calendar photo of Peter Jackson’s vision of shape-shifting “Hobbit” character Beorn in human form is circulating this weekend, and the consensus seems to be, “WTH?”&nbsp;Joe Dirt, is that you? http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/lotrproject\/status\/366112881412042752 Is he a porcupine? Is that a skunk on his head? A mullet? A mull-hawk? The Twitterverse demands answers. http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/cableknitdragon\/status\/366179508765732865 http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/IBrentBrown\/status\/365961426797465603 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/archives\/11109\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Unconfirmed pic of ‘Hobbit’ character distresses fans: ‘Beorn has a&nbsp;mullet?’<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":11110,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anxiety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/14441739133688-joe-dirt.png","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11109\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/effectsofanxiety.net\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}