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13 Hilarious True Confessions From Moms Who Tell It Like It Is.

Parenting can be rough. Like, really rough. There’s nothing books, friends, and your own parents can say to prepare you for every surprise in store.

The ladies at Pump and Dump Comedy are here to tell you to embrace all life’s little bumps in the road, because they’re often hilarious. At a recent show, comedian Shayna Ferm and her coach MC Doula asked for some audience participation. The women in the crowd were handed cards to write about their most embarrassing mommy moments. The results are hysterical and relatable, and not just to moms. Anyone will be able to get a kick out of these weirdos.

1.) At least he asked first?

2.) I hope he isn’t following his father’s footsteps here.

3.) Her logic isn’t 100% wrong.

4.) Oh, that is so not a pocket.

5.) At least go for regular Budweiser. C’mon!

6.) See, this kid has standards.

7.) To be fair, you’ve seen baby food, right?

8.) Wait, is this your kid or your dog? I’m confused.

9.) This kid seems like a genius to me.

10.) She’ll understand soon enough.

11.) A sweet victory turned sour.

12.) I would never stop brushing my kid’s teeth.

13.) I think I’d just start crying, too.

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It’s a good thing we love these little monsters so much; otherwise, we would have become extinct ages ago. Check out Pump and Dump Comedy on their website and Facebook for more info on their upcoming shows and videos.

30 Normal Things That Are Totally Staring Back At You Right Now.

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? Like, all the time? Some people might call you paranoid, but we understand. You’re totally not crazy. There are things watching you.

When you really pay attention to the world around you, it can seem like everything is giving you the eye. Take a look at the inanimate objects who definitely have their own pair of peepers and may be staring at you…right…now…

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1.) At least he asked first?

2.) I hope he isn’t following his father’s footsteps here.

3.) Her logic isn’t 100% wrong.

4.) Oh, that is so not a pocket.

5.) At least go for regular Budweiser. C’mon!

6.) See, this kid has standards.

7.) To be fair, you’ve seen baby food, right?

8.) Wait, is this your kid or your dog? I’m confused.

9.) This kid seems like a genius to me.

10.) She’ll understand soon enough.

11.) A sweet victory turned sour.

12.) I would never stop brushing my kid’s teeth.

13.) I think I’d just start crying, too.

1.) These chill Nikes say, “Yeah, just do whatever.”

2.) Storage with a smile!

3.) This guy is regretting his lip-ring.

4.) That’s a fancy mustache ya got there, buddy.

5.) The guest towels don’t really look all that inviting.

6.) It’s exhausting keeping time all hours of the day.

7.) This is how I feel when I drink coffee.

8.) So this is what Robocop has been up to lately.

9.) “You drink my tears!”

10.) “So then she said it wasn’t his baby.” “Oh my GOSH!”

11.) His feast of leaves has begun.

12.) These windows are confused why you would ever spend time in a different room.

13.) Bat-berg: not the iceberg we deserve, but the one we need.

14.) “Oh my goodness… I’m.. I’m beautiful!”

15.) It’s time for someone to get their brows done…

16.) “You like me! You really like me!.. To hang things for you!”

17.) I feel like I’ve seen this guy somewhere before…

18.) This alarm clock is just as sad as you about waking up.

19.) This is the happiest building in the world.

20.) Wait, is Fraggle Rock real life?

21.) This is quite a cheesy grin.

22.) This is exactly what my uncles look like after they’ve had a few too many at the family BBQ.

23.) Someone’s grandmother was reincarnated as this delightful seatcover.

24.) I think he’s judging this bathroom for not having earth-friendly blow-driers.

25.) This guy is feeling a little uncomfortable.

26.) This purse is so happy to not have a puppy stuffed in it.

27.) This dragonfly should have its own show on Nick Jr.

28.) These twins just love toast.

29.) There’s always one party-pooper.

30.) This little guy couldn’t be more pleased to keep you warm.

1. This defectively burned love.

2. He simply just who raged a tad excessively.

3. This obvious fireworks beginner.

4. This victim of fireworks hubris.

5. He which just desired to select outstanding run.

6. This 1 who overshot the landing.

7. He simply whom suits the movement.

8. The man trying to sleep at a tracks event.

9. They with neapolitan tan outlines.

10. This adversary to wild crazy crazy birds only which got their immediate karma.

11. That one who’s very likely to have the best of both globes.

12. These wheelie bros.

13. Whoever has to use this as his or her A/C.

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