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19 Reasons Why Being A Quinceañera Is Just The Worst
You might look like a princess, but you definitely won’t feel like one.
So, why is being a Quinceañera the worst? Well…
3. Because your dad can sometimes be a total klutz at the worst possible moment.
4. Because your special Quinceañera video will contain INCREDIBLY BAD video effects…
7. And your video will have the same cliché shots of you awkwardly posing with your Quinceañera outfit.
8. Your choreographer will suggest that dancing with fire will make your night more memorable…
11. Your dress will INEVITABLY turn against you at the worst possible moment.
12. Dancing like this for an hour with every single family member is the bane of your existence.
13. Your chambelanes are generally your cousins who don’t have the heart to tell you “NO.”
They might tell you, “Of course, Cuz… Anything for you.” But in reality, they probably hate you for asking.
14. The limo ride is actually not as cool as it seems.
Also, pink limos should never be a thing.
15. Even though you woke up at the crack of dawn to have someone put a pound of makeup on your face…
18. Even though it might seem sweet to have your dad put on your high heels in front of everyone, it’s actually really awkward.
::awkward turtle::
19. There will come a point in the evening when you’re just over it.
Like “GET ME OUT OF THIS DRESS AND GET ME SOME SWEATPANTS” over it.
Just remember not to take it too seriously.
Reminder: You could always just go to Disneyland… Just saying.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/go-to-disneyland-instead
Devastating suggestion nails ‘struggles’ of McDonald’s protesters
http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/408640499474370560
Holy crap, indeed. Hey, union goons and wage warriors, tell us more about your selfless “struggles.” Or better yet, tell these people:
http://twitter.com/#!/TheMaverick21/status/408639655324573696Nailed it.
http://twitter.com/#!/DrAlfredBellows/status/408640944464871424 http://twitter.com/#!/TheMaverick21/status/408640324760662016This one’s for all the fast food protesters out there:
http://twitter.com/#!/RMHC/status/408623191318593536Maher takes another sexist shot at Palin
http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/211248454473752577
Bill Maher is a donor to the Obama Super PAC, and he continues to make outrageously sexist comments such as this one.
Has anyone invented the vaudeville hook for twitter yet? Asking for @billmaher
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) June 9, 2012
@CAAmyO that's not even funny, that's fucking stupid! Ugh. @billmaher
— Harry (@Tark31) June 9, 2012
@billmaher you are obsessed with palin….pathetic
— Scott Peterson (@scottyp333) June 9, 2012
@billmaher Bill, maybe Twitter isn't your thing. #hackjoke
— Just Jimmy (@looney1971) June 9, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/08/maher-takes-another-sexist-shot-at-palin/
Off to the races
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Came across this psycho on the drive to work this morning
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21 Dick Moves Every Original “Animal Crossing” Player Made
Anything for more bells.
1. Created an account with a strange name.
Nintendo / Via koji-and-loretta.tumblr.com
Other definitely valid player names: “Kanye W.” and “Oprah W.”
2. Shook trees for bells, even though you could get stung by a bee.
Nintendo / Via sinesique.tumblr.com
3. Fast forwarded the clock to holidays, also for more bells.
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THANKS, MOM <3
4. Did literally anything you could to piss off Tom Nook.
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6. Wrote inappropriate notes to other animals.
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8. Put up with shit like this just so you could ask animals for gifts or jobs.
Nintendo / Via tommycrossing.tumblr.com
Well, you’re an asshole. Give me things.
9. Walked into the museum when you didn’t need anything, just because you wanted to wake this guy up.
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10. Screamed, “NO!” whenever Rover asked to sit by you.
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I hate you, Rover.
11. Hoarded too many things from Lost and Found.
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“Uhhh, yes. This is all mine.”
12. And then ran away from Booker inside, just because he’d run after you.
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~Fuck the police~
13. Antagonized other animals just so they’d react weirdly to you.
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14. And tried to push other animals when they stood close to the water.
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Stop. Smiling. And. Dancing.
15. Hunted down K.K. Slider when he graced your town with his presence.
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A guitar player with great eyebrows? Sign me up.
17. Slammed your shovel against everything because you felt like it.
Nintendo / Via doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com
ROCKS! *BANG* BUILDINGS! *BANG* FENCES! *BANG*
18. Went to other towns JUST so you could bring things back to sell.
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19. Stared at animals while they slept.
Nintendo / Via tommycrossing.tumblr.com
Just practicing for real life.
20. Sat in strangers’ homes as if you weren’t being weird at all.
Nintendo / Via doubutsu-no-mori.tumblr.com
*Turns head slowly* I’ve been waiting for you, Marcy the Kangaroo.
21. And caught other living creatures to SELL THEM AT THE LOCAL STORE.
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Anything for more bells.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/annakopsky/dick-moves-every-original-animal-crossing-player-made
High Objectives Asian Father
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In wake of Eric Cantor loss, Congress goes into full freak-out mode
http://twitter.com/#!/costareports/status/476560818587578368
Awww, so sad!
http://twitter.com/#!/Politicolnews/status/476561402216587265 http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/476560913340719105 http://twitter.com/#!/jonathanglick/status/476561569954816000 http://twitter.com/#!/zachary_warma/status/476561370033295360
21 “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Quotes Presented By Gollum
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