Anxiety – Page 376 – Effects of Anxiety

Maher takes another sexist shot at Palin

http://twitter.com/#!/billmaher/status/211248454473752577

Bill Maher is a donor to the Obama Super PAC, and he continues to make outrageously sexist comments such as this one.

Has anyone invented the vaudeville hook for twitter yet? Asking for @billmaher

— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) June 9, 2012

@CAAmyO that's not even funny, that's fucking stupid! Ugh. @billmaher

— Harry (@Tark31) June 9, 2012

@billmaher you are obsessed with palin….pathetic

— Scott Peterson (@scottyp333) June 9, 2012

@billmaher Bill, maybe Twitter isn't your thing. #hackjoke

— Just Jimmy (@looney1971) June 9, 2012

Off to the races

Came across this psycho on the drive to work this morning

21 Dick Moves Every Original “Animal Crossing” Player Made

Anything for more bells.

1. Created an account with a strange name.

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Other definitely valid player names: “Kanye W.” and “Oprah W.”

2. Shook trees for bells, even though you could get stung by a bee.

21 Dick Moves Every Original "Animal Crossing" Player Made

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3. Fast forwarded the clock to holidays, also for more bells.

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THANKS, MOM <3

4. Did literally anything you could to piss off Tom Nook.

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5. And Resetti.

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6. Wrote inappropriate notes to other animals.

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7. And on the town bulletin board.

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Nailed it.

8. Put up with shit like this just so you could ask animals for gifts or jobs.

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Well, you’re an asshole. Give me things.

9. Walked into the museum when you didn’t need anything, just because you wanted to wake this guy up.

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10. Screamed, “NO!” whenever Rover asked to sit by you.

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I hate you, Rover.

11. Hoarded too many things from Lost and Found.

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“Uhhh, yes. This is all mine.”

12. And then ran away from Booker inside, just because he’d run after you.

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~Fuck the police~

13. Antagonized other animals just so they’d react weirdly to you.

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14. And tried to push other animals when they stood close to the water.

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Stop. Smiling. And. Dancing.

15. Hunted down K.K. Slider when he graced your town with his presence.

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A guitar player with great eyebrows? Sign me up.

16. Went to fitness classes and did WHATEVER YOU WANTED.

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I’MMA DO ME.

17. Slammed your shovel against everything because you felt like it.

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ROCKS! *BANG* BUILDINGS! *BANG* FENCES! *BANG*

18. Went to other towns JUST so you could bring things back to sell.

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19. Stared at animals while they slept.

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Just practicing for real life.

20. Sat in strangers’ homes as if you weren’t being weird at all.

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*Turns head slowly* I’ve been waiting for you, Marcy the Kangaroo.

21. And caught other living creatures to SELL THEM AT THE LOCAL STORE.

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Anything for more bells.

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In wake of Eric Cantor loss, Congress goes into full freak-out mode

http://twitter.com/#!/costareports/status/476560818587578368

Awww, so sad!

http://twitter.com/#!/Politicolnews/status/476561402216587265 http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/476560913340719105 http://twitter.com/#!/jonathanglick/status/476561569954816000 http://twitter.com/#!/zachary_warma/status/476561370033295360

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Mr. Gollum will see you now.

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Gator throws no-no in College World Series

http://twitter.com/#!/RulesForBelles/status/208734624329908224

Apparently June 1 is an excellent day for no-hitters.

On the heels of Mets pitcher Johan Santana throwing the franchise’s first no-no, Florida Gator sophomore Jonathon Crawford hurled his own in a 4-0 victory over Bethune-Cookman in an opening-round game of the College World Series.

Crawford allowed just one walk, striking out five to complete the eighth no-hitter in school history and first since 1991.

According to @CJonesScout – the most impressive stat in UF's Jonathan Crawford's no-hitter last night – he hit 98 mph in 9th inning. Wow.

— Matthew Stevens (@matthewcstevens) June 2, 2012

Jonathan Crawford with the first no hitter in NCAA tournament since 1991 #ThatsWhatsUp #GoGators ⚾

— Morgan Palmer (@MorganLPalmer) June 2, 2012

Wow!!! That's all I can say about Jonathan Crawford tonight in gainesville. #nohitter #flawless

— Danny Kanell (@dannykanell) June 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/SECDomination/status/208740119950274561

Category: Anxiety

Maher takes another sexist shot at Palin

Off to the races

Came across this psycho on the drive to work this morning

21 Dick Moves Every Original “Animal Crossing” Player Made

1. Created an account with a strange name.

2. Shook trees for bells, even though you could get stung by a bee.

3. Fast forwarded the clock to holidays, also for more bells.

4. Did literally anything you could to piss off Tom Nook.

5. And Resetti.

6. Wrote inappropriate notes to other animals.

7. And on the town bulletin board.

8. Put up with shit like this just so you could ask animals for gifts or jobs.

9. Walked into the museum when you didn’t need anything, just because you wanted to wake this guy up.

10. Screamed, “NO!” whenever Rover asked to sit by you.

11. Hoarded too many things from Lost and Found.

12. And then ran away from Booker inside, just because he’d run after you.

13. Antagonized other animals just so they’d react weirdly to you.

14. And tried to push other animals when they stood close to the water.

15. Hunted down K.K. Slider when he graced your town with his presence.

16. Went to fitness classes and did WHATEVER YOU WANTED.

17. Slammed your shovel against everything because you felt like it.

18. Went to other towns JUST so you could bring things back to sell.

19. Stared at animals while they slept.

20. Sat in strangers’ homes as if you weren’t being weird at all.

21. And caught other living creatures to SELL THEM AT THE LOCAL STORE.

High Objectives Asian Father

In wake of Eric Cantor loss, Congress goes into full freak-out mode

21 “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Quotes Presented By Gollum

Gator throws no-no in College World Series

It just came to me

Mad cow disease

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