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Shudder: Filthy Filner will cling to his mayorship, remain skeezy while doing so [pics]
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/360838938069446657
This afternoon, the randy, handsy San Diego Mayor finally addressed the public regarding his penchant for perversion. He conceded that his “failure to respect women and the intimidating conduct [he] engaged in at times is inexcusable,” but he’s not ready to throw in the towel just yet:
http://twitter.com/#!/clairetrageser/status/360845971128729600That’s right: Filner’s not going anywhere — at least as far as his mayorship is concerned. He announced that he’ll be entering a two-week “rehab” program to come to terms with his failings and “become a better person.”
http://twitter.com/#!/10NewsPhillips/status/360841902981017600Now, few people are convinced that two weeks of vaca- er, rehab will rid Filner of his fondness for harassing women:
http://twitter.com/#!/asmith83/status/360841575917563906 http://twitter.com/#!/ravenb/status/360838739309764608Maybe there’s a chance the therapists can do something about this:
http://twitter.com/#!/SonnyBunch/status/360838937301893121The horror!
http://twitter.com/#!/valsocal/status/360846602421809154 http://twitter.com/#!/DickTracyOrlndo/status/360843086550679553 http://twitter.com/#!/Travesham/status/360842098041303040 http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/360840779003998209Ugh. Heaven help us if Filner starts hanging out with this guy.
Eagles’ Riley Cooper taking leave from team; Larry Elder has questions
http://twitter.com/#!/AdamSchefter/status/363331593806422018
A video from June which shows Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Riley Cooper using the “N-word” while attending a concert recently made the rounds and raised eyebrows, not to mention tempers. Cooper has since apologized and been fined by the team.
Both Riley and the Eagles have released statements:
http://twitter.com/#!/Eagles/status/363330926442328064Seemingly unaware that it’s technically none of his business, Philadelphia’s mayor is saying Riley shouldn’t get off too easy:
http://twitter.com/#!/ProFootballTalk/status/363390128086990848We should add that to date in 2013 there have been 145 homicides in Philadelphia, so Riley Cooper’s language, while offensive and uncalled for, is far from the worst thing to happen to the City of Brotherly Love this year.
Given the nature of the kinds of things that happen in sports on a fairly regular basis, talk host Larry Elder was perplexed by the seeming extra scrutiny on Riley Cooper and asked several questions via his Twitter feed:
http://twitter.com/#!/larryelder/status/363346200524623873 http://twitter.com/#!/larryelder/status/363352592908156929 http://twitter.com/#!/larryelder/status/363353828537544704 http://twitter.com/#!/larryelder/status/363355705836699651 http://twitter.com/#!/larryelder/status/363374107435347969We’ll close with some more perspective:
http://twitter.com/#!/NBA_GM/status/363041249579646976Related:
Michael Vick’s brother places bounty on head of Eagles’ receiver over ‘N-word’ rant; Deletes tweets
Obama declares he lost Egypt as ally; Even Luke Russert slams
http://twitter.com/#!/jdbalart/status/246051827718688769
President Obama didn’t just shamefully hit up Sin City while four Americans lay dead after embassy attacks. He also uttered sickening comparisons and took to Telemundo to throw away a 30 year allied relationship. No, really.
Serious ?: If the president of the United States says Egypt is not an ally, how long can annual multibillion aid package be sustained?
— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) September 13, 2012
RT @BuzzFeedAndrew: ! MT @AnthonyNBCNews: In exclusive @BarackObama tells @jdbalart "I don't think that we would consider (Egypt) an ally"
— Guy Benson (@guypbenson) September 13, 2012
RT @DrewMTips: So Obama just wrote off a 30 year strategic alliance but hey, lets get back to the timing of Romney's statement.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) September 13, 2012
This is HUGE—> "Obama Admits He Lost Egypt as American Ally" http://t.co/vWPQicjl
— Monica Crowley (@MonicaCrowley) September 13, 2012
Obama says Egypt not an ally. NBC chief foreign correspondent so stunned he almost has to sit down. http://t.co/6RL4y2fx
— Andy Lancaster (@andylancaster) September 13, 2012
That’s right. In an interview with Telemundo last night in Vegas, baby, Vegas, President Obama admitted to losing Egypt as an ally. He declared, on Telemundo, that the U.S. would no longer consider the Egyptian government an ally, “but we don’t consider them an enemy.”
Breitbart.com has more. Even MSNBC was forced to express disbelief.
This morning, on MSNBC of all places, NBC’s chief foreign correspondent Richard Engel obviously didn’t get the memo about protecting The One throughout this crisis and hammered Obama over losing one of three allies America has in the Middle East (Saudi Arabia and Israel being the other two):
CHUCK TODD: I just want to get your first reaction, before you give me a report, of the President saying Egypt was not an ally or an enemy.
RICAHED ENGEL: Yeah, I almost had to sit down when I heard that. For the last forty years, the United States has had two main allies in the Middle East — Saudi Arabia and Egypt, the other ally in the Middle East being Israel. For the President to come out and say, well, he’s not exactly sure if Egypt is an ally any more but it’s not an enemy, that is a significant change in the perspective of Washington toward this country, the biggest country in the Arab world. It makes one wonder, well, was it worth it? Was it worth supporting the Arab Spring, supporting the demonstrations here in Tahrir Square, when now in Tahrir Square there are clashes going on behind me right in front of the US embassy?
You know what would surely not be worth it? Another four years of this hot mess of a president. Unbelievable. Besides Israel, the United States has two allies in the middle east: Egypt and Saudi Arabia. President Obama’s “smart diplomacy” lost us one of them. And he irresponsibly announced it on Telemundo. Funny what happens when he is off teleprompter, huh?
Citizens are, of course, outraged. And where is the rest of the media?
If we don't consider Egypt an ally or an enemy, what do we consider them then? An allemey? An enelly? Obama foreign policy = FUBAR
— LittleMissRightie (@LilMissRightie) September 13, 2012
Can we stop giving them billions? RT @samsteinhp: Obama to Telemundo on the Egyptian govt.: "I don't think we consider them an ally…."
— Kirsten Powers (@KirstenPowers) September 13, 2012
3) Obama just called Egypt, a country that used to be a significant ME ally, not an ally. Huge blunder.
— AG (@AG_Conservative) September 13, 2012
RT @gnuseibeh: Obama saying that Arab world's largest country is no longer a US ally is a big turning point, for both countries. #Egypt
— Shadi Hamid (@shadihamid) September 13, 2012
We threw our ally Mubarak overboard and Egypt is now our enemy. Great going Obama–Israel is in trouble.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 13, 2012
you're giving taxpayer money to a country (egypt) that you yourself acknowledges as neither an ally or an enemy?! #Obama
— B (@Blynbrady) September 13, 2012
Pure guess but I'd bet there were a lot of people at State and DoD who said, "Whaaaaaat?" upon hearing Obama's "Egypt not an ally" statement
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) September 13, 2012
Obama's kneejerk reaction to polls is to declare Egypt "no longer an ally" so… why the Billions in subsidies? "Smart Diplomacy" #FAIL
— DANEgerus (@DANEgerus) September 13, 2012
I hope the press doesn't ask why Obama reversed 33 years of American policy by saying Egypt is not an ally. That would be beyond the pale
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) September 13, 2012
Heh. Of course it would! They real issue is Romney’s statement and all.
Obama announces Egypt, a 30yr strategic ally in most volatile region, isn't an ally and Romney is the story @mmurraypolitics ?
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) September 13, 2012
Absurd. The press has reached rock bottom and are at risk of plummeting through the earth’s mantle.
Obama's gaffe-laden week goes pretty much unreported. FP watchers repulsed by Obama's Egypt slight. http://t.co/N6cGHeNL
— Noah Rothman (@NoahCRothman) September 13, 2012
Here is how junior high poet Rick Klein, head Obama cheerleader, responds.
big implications here – Obama not sure if Egypt is an ally, warns of "a real big problem" if govt doesn't step up http://t.co/FvqQNSz4
— Rick Klein (@rickklein) September 13, 2012
Romney had rougher day, but Obama could have rougher week explaining world events: http://t.co/kM6UEGh9
— Rick Klein (@rickklein) September 13, 2012
Romney had a rougher day. Because, statement. We have truly fallen down the rabbit hole. President Obama also couldn’t bring himself to say terrorist and couldn’t resist a little football spiking. As four Americans lay dead and as embassies continue to be under attack.
Obama couldn’t bring himself to say “terrorists” just now. #tcot
— RB (@RBPundit) September 13, 2012
Kind of odd for Obama to spike the football again in Vegas, you know with 4 dead Americans on their way home and all.
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) September 13, 2012
Obama admin won't call what happened in Libya a terrorist attack, but has no problem saying Republicans "war on women" http://t.co/j2KOnq1I
— Alex Rodriguez (@alexrodriguez) September 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/copfitness/status/246276042627612672
Courting Catastrophe: Obama Refuses to Call Embassy Attacks, " Terrorist Attacks." Guess Al Qeada is now a "Focus… http://t.co/fa6B1mhX
— Megan Stanaford (@Meggannite2) September 13, 2012
And credit where it’s due. Luke Russert rounds out the horrifying Egypt statement with some good, old-fashioned snark.
#Present RT: @NBCFirstRead: Obama: Egypt not an ally of US, but not an enemy http://t.co/8U6RoYqf
— Luke Russert (@LukeRussert) September 13, 2012
Indeed. Voting present, once again. The middle east is in turmoil and President Obama is throwing out statements like he isn’t sure if Egypt is an ally, all willy-nilly. Decades of diplomacy down the drain. That’s what Obama calls smart?
3:00 a.m. phone call fail. Again.
Three reported dead in shooting rampage by relative of NFL’s C.J. Spiller
http://twitter.com/#!/ericabennett/status/371346399319052288
A 72-year-old man is reported dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound after a “complete shooting rampage” in Lake Butler, Fla., that killed two others. The alleged shooter has been identified as the step-grandfather of Buffalo Bills running back C.J. Spiller.
Kaitlyn Ross is a reporter with First Coast News.
http://twitter.com/#!/kaitlynross1/status/371369185244614656 http://twitter.com/#!/kaitlynross1/status/371369951548149760First Coast News reports:
Davis Griffis was the first victim shot around 9:20 a.m., according to Union County Sheriff Jerry Whitehead.
Allen Jr., 72, then tracked down the owner of Pritchett Trucking, Marvin Pritchett, and shot and killed him in his vehicle. Allen worked for Prichett for 35 years. Pritchett was 80 years old.
Lewis Mabary Jr., 66, was also shot by Allen. Mabary survived the shooting and helped police identify the shooter.
Allen then drove to a local bar where he shot and killed Romando Gonzales Delgado, 28, then killed himself, according to police.
http://twitter.com/#!/ericabennett/status/371372307169947649 http://twitter.com/#!/ericabennett/status/371347024668803072 http://twitter.com/#!/ericabennett/status/371358068212514816Victims:
1) 28 y/o Rolando Gonzalez-Delgado (deceased) 2) 45 y/o David Griffis (critical), 3) 66 y/o Lewis Mabrey, Jr. (stable)— Erica Bennett (@ericabennett) August 24, 2013
Victims continued:
4) 80 y/o Marvin Pritchett (deceased) 5) 72 y/o Hubert Allen, Jr (deceased; shooter; Spiller's step-grandfather)— Erica Bennett (@ericabennett) August 24, 2013
Unreal: Barrycades block Flight 93 National Memorial
http://twitter.com/#!/DaveStroup/status/389185486230941696
This weekend’s Million Veteran March in Washington, D.C., brought attention to the closure of the nation’s open-air war memorials and other monuments, but another memorial has been quietly “Barrycaded” as well. WPXI reminds us that the open-air Flight 93 National Memorial near Shanksville, Pa., has been closed off to the public as well since the shutdown began.
http://twitter.com/#!/MaryPickels/status/385057947622965248 http://twitter.com/#!/bigspikehammer/status/389694718957076480Much as one family did at a closed national park, someone left a return message at the gate, although whoever tried to write “Obama Sucks” at the top seems to have run low on ink.
http://twitter.com/#!/jjhiler/status/388302016600371200Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/14/unreal-barrycades-block-flight-93-national-memorial/
Michael Ian Black uses murder/suicide that left a baby dead to make NRA ‘joke’
http://twitter.com/#!/michaelianblack/status/323809097197699072
How absolutely revolting. Actor/comedian Michael Ian Black slipped his despicable ghoul suit back on today. Suicide/murders? So hilarious! The suicide/murder that he is using for his “joke” involved a NYPD officer, her husband and her one-year-old baby.
But, hey, Michael Ian Black has yuks to try to collect.
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/323805357447200768
He’s referring to the man who shot himself at NASCAR’s NRA 500 this weekend. Like other deplorable gun-control advocates, his response to someone’s death is snark.
A twisted Twitter follower weighs in.
https://twitter.com/LadyDorian/status/323815108411273217
Awful.
https://twitter.com/Pat_DeCola/status/323805547457548288
Beyond not cool. Absolutely reprehensible. Morally bankrupt much, Mr. Black?
https://twitter.com/eddie_curious/status/323810078866169856
Alas, Mr. Black has no shame at all.
https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/323812602570502144
And it looks like he is going to keep digging until he reaches the earth’s mantle.
Why is ‘Tyler the Creator’ trending?
http://twitter.com/#!/marissakildow/status/184172033247158272
The controversial rapper/producer (whose most recent incendiary concert was shut down by Boston police) has a new show on the Cartoon Network.
It’s called “Loiter Squad.”
Odd Future capped off an interesting week of promoting their brand new album with the debut of the anticipated comedy show “Loiter Squad.”
The show premiered last night (March 25) at 11:30 p.m. ET during Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim programming block. The show centers primarily on OF de facto leader Tyler, the Creator, Jasper Dolphin, Taco and Lionel Boyce. Fans can expect to see familiar characters like Thurnis Haley, the golf-loving whack job that Tyler played to promote his 2011 Goblin album.
“Thurnis gonna be on there, he got a couple of skits, but it’s mostly about me, though,” Jasper said jokingly when the crew appeared on “RapFix Live” on Wednesday.”It’s like what I do on my day. I wake up, I take a shower, I eat and then you see them in the background.”
To put the show together, the Wolf Gang hooked up with Dickhouse Productions, the same company responsible for MTV’s hit series “Jackass.”
Kids today.
Twitter reaction was…mixed:
Am I the only one who love Tyler The Creator?
— cam (@punkg0espop) March 26, 2012
Tyler The Creator should not sing!!!
— DJ Raekwon (@RecanRasheed) March 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/#!/Pure_Athleate/status/184170424668651520
tyler the creator is such a creep
— Da'Nae (@DuhthatsNae) March 26, 2012
Loiter Squad just came on Cartoon Network. Why have I never known about this show? I think Tyler the Creator is HILARIOUS.
— awkward connoisseur. (@RaychJackson) March 26, 2012
I cannot believe how terrible this Tyler the Creator "Loiter Squad" show is.
— Who's bad? CarlzBAD (@CarlzBAD) March 26, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/26/why-is-tyler-the-creator-trending/
Nancy Pelosi says Obama’s never done anything for political reasons
http://twitter.com/#!/frankthorpNBC/status/312294180762304512
How does House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi keep a straight face while saying things like this? Don’t answer that; just rest assured that you’re not the only one laughing. But first, can we get a second source to confirm that she actually said that she doesn’t believe Obama’s ever done anything for political reasons?
Pelosi on Obama: I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) March 14, 2013
What was she talking about? Does it even matter?
Hahahahahahahahaha RT @chadpergram: Pelosi on Obama: I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.
— LizziCampbell (@lizzicampbell) March 14, 2013
Needed a good laugh today RT @frankthorpnbc: Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”
— Andrew Malcolm (@andrewlmalcolm) March 14, 2013
Have to throw a flag on that. RT @frankthorpnbc: Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”
— David Pleasant (@dpleasant) March 14, 2013
Did the room break up in laughter? MT @frankthorpnbc Pelosi said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”
— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) March 14, 2013
Did everyone laugh? Loudly? RT @frankthorpnbc Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”
— RB (@RBPundit) March 14, 2013
that’s just beyond laughable RT @frankthorpnbc: Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”
— NRCC (@NRCC) March 14, 2013
Oh wow. Just…wowRT @frankthorpnbc: Pelosi just said of Obama: “I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.”
— John Simonetti (@jmsimonetti1) March 14, 2013
“@chadpergram Pelosi on Obama: I don’t think he’s ever done anything for political reasons.” i just spit out my water.funniest thing all day
— Alicia McAfee (@lish47) March 14, 2013
@chadpergram hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, she wasn’t serious was she?
— steve childers (@chilly149) March 14, 2013
@chadpergram She is a national treasure. A towering intellect unequaled in human history.And so honest too!Nice job San Francisco.
— Rex Collins (@RC9511) March 14, 2013