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Obama’s phone call priorities seem out of whack [corrected]

Editor’s note: After publishing this post, it came to our attention that President Obama reportedly called the families of Brian Terry and Amb. Stevens. Twitchy apologizes for the error.

In the interest of transparency, Twitchy does not remove posts once they have been published. The original post remains below.

http://twitter.com/#!/Artist_Angie/status/497121205363949569

President Obama has yet to comment on the killing of U.S. Army Maj. Gen. Harold Greene in an attack in Afghanistan that wounded many others. It’s hard not to notice the situations Obama comments on publicly when he wants to, not to mention the phone calls he finds time for:

Obama phone calls:

• Brian Terry's family ❌ • Sandra Fluke ✔️ • Amb Chris Stevens family ❌ • Jason Collins ✔️ • General Green's family ❌— Hair (@SHannitysHair) August 06, 2014

Oof!

http://twitter.com/#!/StevenGoldsch/status/497124799282302976

@SHannitysHair add an X next to Sgt Tahmooressi's family! #MarineHeldInMexico #BringBackOurMarine— Denise Tamez (@denisebtamez67) August 06, 2014

‘In the shadows?!’: Colorado to issue driver’s licenses to illegals Friday

http://twitter.com/#!/IngrahamAngle/status/495023450592145408

What’s this about living in the shadows? Colorado will begin issuing driver’s licenses and other state IDs to illegal immigrants Friday. Bloomberg News reports:

http://twitter.com/#!/HSADRIJA/status/494711968536608768

Undocumented immigrants in Colorado may face waits of a year or more to obtain drivers licenses under a program starting tomorrow, as thousands seeking to apply overwhelm an online scheduling system and available staff.

When the state’s Department of Motor Vehicles started accepting appointments from foreign nationals online July 1, it received as many as 107,500 page views an hour, crashing the system for several days. The DMV expects to process 9,551 applicants through September.

Laura Ingraham’s followers aren’t fans of the idea.

http://twitter.com/#!/avationordie/status/495024843981881344 http://twitter.com/#!/RepublicBlog/status/495025184470859776 http://twitter.com/#!/Ad_Veritatem/status/495026336529137664 http://twitter.com/#!/sdilley20/status/495026765002072065 http://twitter.com/#!/Lexie7703/status/495028026368073729 http://twitter.com/#!/dulaney_l/status/495028568334688256

Ill Just Wait Here

I couldn’t think of the word vaseline.

What Do You Call A Dog With A Hammer?

RIP: Kansas City Police report discovery of deceased hair extension

http://twitter.com/#!/DrCherryThunder/status/518231503096926208

We're doing a #kctweetalong tomorrow night! Follow here to see what our officers do on typical #KC Friday night. We'll be in Central Patrol

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 2, 2014

The last time we saw the Kansas City Police Department having fun with Twitter was earlier this week, when they asked the public not to commit crimes during the Royals game. Friday, the police had some more fun with Twitter by announcing the discovery of a deceased hair extension at 39th and Benton.

Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/7lXiyjTOlV

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014

Our police are better than yours "@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton pic.twitter.com/Xwbtk1ptNi”

— Eric Grospitch (@UMKCDeanEric) October 4, 2014

“@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/9Iw1zCiFhV” Stay classy KC! 😂

— Claire Rose (@Claire_Rose97) October 4, 2014

#RIP RT @kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/CFYZ2w70tF

— Terry Blastenbrei (@elSicomoro) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice RIP weave.

— Kara the Tart (@ItsKaraCake) October 4, 2014

Rest in Pieces RT “@kcpolice: Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong pic.twitter.com/YJ7PGUB5mR”

— JayDoc (@ARjdoc) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice 😆😆😆😆😆

— Leann Malaschak (@prairiegirl0028) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice That's called a tumbleweave!

— The Pedestrian Path (@kcpedestrian) October 4, 2014

RIP #neverforget @kcpolice Officers discovered deceased weave/hair extension at 39th and Benton #kctweetalong

— JB Chappell (@jbchapp) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice TUMBLE WEAVE #kctweetalong

— Adrianne (@Yo_Adrianne044) October 4, 2014

@kcpolice I love #kctweetalong Nights

— Rich (@JhawkRich) October 4, 2014

The police can’t escape hair problems tonight.

Going to patrol around the haunted houses in the West Bottoms #kctweetalong

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014

A bloody werewolf on stilts just bounced by us. #kctweetalong

— Kansas City Police (@kcpolice) October 4, 2014

Game of Thrones Logic

Karate Kyle’s Pay Back

‘Amazing!’ Hobby Lobby family met in private audience with Pope Francis

http://twitter.com/#!/freedom2marry/status/450675651105026048

Lauren Green McAfee, a member of the family that owns Hobby Lobby, revealed on Twitter that this morning, she was part of a private audience with Pope Francis:

http://twitter.com/#!/LaurenAMcAfee/status/450636215176675328

A once-in-a-lifetime moment.

http://twitter.com/#!/drmoore/status/450636391743897600

So do we!

http://twitter.com/#!/HolySpiritMims/status/450640619078451200

Amen.

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Katie Pavlich urges #SGS13 attendees to debunk the media narrative

http://twitter.com/#!/Indepgirlism/status/366347597025251328

Smart Girl Politics Action’s annual summit kicked off this morning in Indianapolis, Ind., with a trip to the gun range and wrapped up this evening with speeches by Katie Pavlich and Georgia Senate candidate Karen Handel. Pavlich stressed the importance of debunking the media narrative and then got right to it, putting Nancy Pelosi and Sandra Fluke on notice that they do not represent her when they speak of behalf on American women.

http://twitter.com/#!/joyyearout/status/366348666568572928

Pavlich also took on NOW and the modern feminist movement.

http://twitter.com/#!/huskerdiva/status/366345595734077442 http://twitter.com/#!/sevenlayercake/status/366345523139063809 http://twitter.com/#!/MissRuth1021/status/366345853964787712 http://twitter.com/#!/aBeneGesserit/status/366346693077254144 http://twitter.com/#!/lheal/status/366347074016509952 http://twitter.com/#!/Emmme30/status/366347528679067648

Pavlich wrapped up the night by accepting this year’s Breitbart Spirit Award, which Dana Loesch successfully transported home last year after the TSA confirmed it was a trophy and not a bomb.

http://twitter.com/#!/SmoosieQ/status/366357665472987137 http://twitter.com/#!/OfficialSGP/status/366361665010286593 http://twitter.com/#!/KatiePavlich/status/366358842851864576

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