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Reductio ad Vaginum: David Shuster hearts Obama’s latest attack ad

http://twitter.com/#!/GayPatriot/status/225261520408412160

As Twitchy reported earlier, the Obama campaign released its latest desperate ad this morning attacking Mitt Romney over his tax returns. “Real journalist” David Shuster thought it was the bee’s knees:

,@barackobama camp now going in for the political kill. Ad just released on @mittromney tax returns. Brutal. http://t.co/pfqBUqJZ

— David Shuster (@DavidShuster) July 17, 2012

Twitterer Mark McClain called Shuster out for his flaming hackery:

@DavidShuster That ad makes @barackobama and his campaign look overly invasive – but Americans love invasive government, right? #hack

— Mark McClain (@MarkMMcClain) July 17, 2012

And Shuster hit back with that timeless rejoinder: vaginas!!!11!1!

You @MarkMMcClain say asking 4 @mittromney's tax returns is "invasive government?" Try the GOP ambitions regarding vaginas. #hypocrisy

— David Shuster (@DavidShuster) July 17, 2012

Because the GOP is out to rape all your wimmenz, dontcha know.

Conservatives saw right through Shuster and rightly gave him the business:

@DavidShuster @mittromney and the GOP don't care what you do with your vagina, as long as taxpayers don't pay for what you stick in yours.

— Mark McClain (@MarkMMcClain) July 17, 2012

@DavidShuster WOW. vaginas? Really? You mean we dont like baby's killed or what "vagina" policy are you referring too? #idiocy

— Jeff Schroeffel (@capdc) July 17, 2012

@DavidShuster @MarkMMcClain @mittromney Do u think limiting the # of oz of soda one can drink can B considered "invasive govt"?? #hypocrisy

— Liberty Belle (@baseballmom2424) July 17, 2012

@DavidShuster Yes, these tax returns about how wealthy Romney is, yep that's going to solve the 10+% unemployment, Medicare, SS..yep

— Brent (@brento76) July 17, 2012

@gaypatriot oh, for goodness sake. Who are you trying to impress, Shuster? You fight like a college kid.

— David Steinberg (@DavidSPJM) July 17, 2012

@DavidShuster @BarackObama @MittRomney not so much, we know Romney! Why are the Obamas law license records sealed?

— Gina Hartsell (@LotofLabs) July 17, 2012

Yo @DavidShuster , @mittromney isn't hiding his school records, senate records.. #UnSeal

— LakeCrazy™ (@Lakecrazy) July 17, 2012

@DavidShuster Is "VAGINA!" your new dog whistle? Or will do you still pull the race card constantly, too? cc: @MarkMMcClain

— GayPatriot™ (@GayPatriot) July 17, 2012

Yes and yes.

(h/t @GayPatriot)

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/17/reductio-ad-vaginum-david-shuster-hearts-obamas-latest-attack-ad/

groups

http://twitter.com/#!/hboulware/status/459014302641299457

Well, ThinkProgress has finally admitted what we’ve known all along: The IRS unfairly targeted certain political groups. It’s about time!

Oh, wait:

http://twitter.com/#!/JuddLegum/status/459013838537785344

Oy.

http://twitter.com/#!/JuddLegum/status/459014652757045248

“Worth the wait.” Guess we’ll have to wait longer for libs to admit the IRS singled out a whole lot more conservative groups for extra scrutiny.

http://twitter.com/#!/JammieWF/status/459018186651095040 http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/459014221779726336

Yep:

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/459014855471955968

Indeed, the IRS inspector general would beg to differ with ThinkProgress’ findings:

http://twitter.com/#!/coolhandschlute/status/459017815123431425 http://twitter.com/#!/GenNerd/status/459025118367588352

As HotAir’s Allahpundit explained last year:

According to [IRS IG Russell] George, six of the 20 progressive groups that applied for tax-exemption between 2010 and 2012 received close scrutiny. Of the 292 tea-party groups that applied, …all 292 did. In fact, didn’t the IRS claim that it started flagging tea-party applications systematically in 2010 because the movement was exploding and groups’ applications for exemption were piling up? (That was a lie too, but that was their story.) That’s the supposed “nonpolitical” explanation for all this — the tea-party movement was unique in how quickly it rose and how widely it spread and therefore the agency had to look closely to make sure groups weren’t violating 501(c)(4) all over the country by meddling in campaigns. If that’s the left’s preferred narrative for what happened, then why would they think progressive groups were targeted equally or at all? There was, and is, no lefty equivalent of the movement. You can believe that institutional bias against conservatives was at work here or you can believe that tea partiers, due to the movement’s size and its interest in primaries, deserved extra scrutiny under the rules against campaigning by “social welfare” groups. The “progressives were targeted too” theory doesn’t fit with either. Especially when you remember that the president’s own political shop, Organizing for Action, somehow remains a 501(c)(4) in good standing.

In other words, ThinkProgress doesn’t seem to be telling the whole story. Color us shocked.

http://twitter.com/#!/Chris_Clukey/status/459016050915295232

But of course!

http://twitter.com/#!/hboulware/status/459016854141292544 http://twitter.com/#!/Tyler_McNally/status/459015962214563840

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of the IRS scandal

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/23/sure-they-did-thinkprogress-claims-irs-really-had-it-in-for-progressive-groups/

A Photographer Just Happened To Be In The Perfect Place At The Perfect Time. And Got THIS Awesomeness.

The American black bear is a fairly common animal that can been seen in the wild, but even this majestic creature has its more secretive moments. One photographer, Peter Mather, was lucky enough to capture one of these heartwarming and private moments that a black bear mother shared with its cub. What you’re seeing here is a young cub emerging from the den for the very first time after a long winter. He is a little ball of fur that just scrambles after his mother… crying and just being the most adorable thing ever.

The photographer was lucky to spot the little bear as he was driving along a road.

Peter Mather

She was small, curious and cranky, according to Peter. Almost like a little kid!

Peter Mather

You can tell momma bear was like any other mother: tired and praying that her little one would settle down to sleep.

Peter Mather

After cautiously watching the bears for a little while, the cub did cautiously crawl up on her mother and began to nap.

Peter Mather

Source: Peter Mather via MNN It’s unbelievable that people get licenses so that they can hunt and kill these beautiful creatures. Black bears being hunted for sport seems ridiculous, especially after seeing this incredibly touching moment between mother and daughter. Share it with others.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/black-bear-cub/

Mark Knoller: Gushing over Clinton hits ‘over the most notable proportions’

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/243705614939860992

As Twitchy reported, a few of the lapdog talking heads had been at tossing briefs on-stage level in their particular junior high-school gushing over Bill Clinton’s target on DNC yesterday evening. Rick Klein had beenn’t the only one. Suzanne Malveaux breathlessly tweeted outlines from Clinton’s speech and gushed about a bromantic “passing of this torch.” You realize, a lot more than ten years later.

Obama shocks audience and seems on stage with Clinton. Clinton bows to Obama, plus they embrace. The passage of the torch. #DNC2012

— Suzanne Malveaux (@SuzanneMalveaux) September 6, 2012

The typical lapdog suspects had been extraordinary besides. Chris Matthews ended up being all tingling, natch. Only, much more creepily than typical.

.@hardball_chris: Bill Clinton "brought the guts house." #msnbc2012

— msnbc (@msnbc) September 6, 2012

Somewhere, Chris Matthews is wondering as he are certain to get to hump Clinton's leg on their tv show.

— Brandon Morse (@TheBrandonMorse) September 6, 2012

#facepalm RT @dcexaminer: Chris Matthews: Bill Clinton so good however ‘know how exactly to reproduce’ on Mars http://t.co/W5ZZKyWd

— David Freddoso (@freddoso) September 6, 2012

"i usually figured when Bill Clinton arrived on Mars. However learn how to take action together with them. However understand how to reproduce” – Chis Matthews

— James T Harris (@JamesTHarris) September 6, 2012

Geez. TMI, Chris.

'It ended up being like viewing an important league pitcher tossing strike after hit from center field.'-@alexcast on Fmr Pres. Clinton's message. #CNN

— April Andrews (@aprilCNNpr) September 6, 2012

Piers Morgan: Clinton's speech 'one of the most useful in modern history' http://t.co/X2zDTFaX #dnc2012 #dnc

— ITV Information (@itvnews) September 6, 2012

CNN Lavishes Praise on 'Oratorical Genius' Bill Clinton – Piers Morgan couldn't consist of himself on Wednesday nig… http://t.co/tgm0fHkb

— NewsBusters (@newsbusters) September 6, 2012

I couldn't hear Clinton's message. Tried to view it on MSNBC and difficult to hear it over the sound of Chris Matthews leg tingling.

— MARK SIMONE (@MarkSimoneNY) September 6, 2012

No one explains things much more plainly or radiates even more charm than a fired-up Bill Clinton. MSNBC pundits are dropping over by themselves.

— Amy Berg (@bergopolis) September 6, 2012

Now Clinton channels Reagan – states as another president once said "there they’re going again" @nbcpolitics @msnbc

— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) September 6, 2012

Clinton provides a trip de power http://t.co/aIejuDvQ via @MaddowBlog

— Keva (@Synergy3k) September 6, 2012

Tour de force!

Also CBS’s White Home correspondent, Mark Knoller, noticed. And rightly labeled as it out as outrageous, while handling the main element point of Clinton’s address.

Hitting exactly how much Pres Clinton obviously liked being in the nationwide governmental limelight.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) September 6, 2012

Yep!

These Twitter users agree as well as call-out the news for his or her drooling sycophancy.

Hear that @rickklein RT: @markknoller No question Clinton is masterful politician, but gushing over their message strikes extraordinary proportions

— Huckleberry Friend (@portdauphin) September 6, 2012

cc @maddow RT @markknoller: No question Bill Clinton is a masterful politician, but gushing over their speech strikes extraordinary proportions.

— DC Dude (@DCDude1776) September 6, 2012

Speaking minds gushing over Clinton? Today there's a man-bites-dog story.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 6, 2012

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/243708316818227201

It offers. RT @markknoller: No concern Bill Clinton is a masterful politician, but gushing over his speech hits extraordinary proportions.

— Christopher Mulgrave (@CM_TheGeneral) September 6, 2012

Jaysus, talking heads…enough using the psychobabble in regards to the Obama/Clinton commitment. No body cares, but *you*. #cnn #msnbc

— mata (@mataharikrishna) September 6, 2012

A moment ago, MSNBC anchor stated "bromance" while showing picture of Presidents Obama and Clinton hugging. #media

— Todd Schoepflin (@CreateSociology) September 6, 2012

Bromance!

Ugh. Members of the media require drool buckets therefore we require hurl buckets.

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/06/drooling-lapdogs-cbss-mark-knoller-media-gushing-over-clintons-speech-hits-over-the-top-proportions/

Judge Napolitano, women’ man? Harris Faulkner posts pic, you decide!

http://twitter.com/#!/HARRISFAULKNER/status/362591958511779841

Ha! You are going, Judge Nap!

http://twitter.com/#!/JennMarieRivera/status/362594840745218051

Alas, this Twitter user does observe something wrong:

http://twitter.com/#!/schiftybill/status/362604068809621504

Make it happen, Fox Information! When there isn’t room enough for tweet-able photographs, exactly what effective will it be?

http://twitter.com/#!/marmeysmom_jody/status/362603797610115073

Certainly. The females of Fox Information have gorgeous brain energy. In terms of great art projects, Harris Faulkner and her women do use the win.

Relevant:

Heh: Fox News’ Harris Faulkner reveals her accountable pleasure and week-end project [pic]

‘Beautiful mind energy!’ Guess just who Laura Ingraham ran into at cocktail party [photo]

Held up by sluggish Starbucks line? Blame Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner! [pic]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/01/judge-napolitano-ladies-man-harris-faulkner-posts-pic-you-decide/

Winning? Charlie Sheen is tweeting again

http://twitter.com/#!/RealRonJeremy/status/234816861483700225

Twitter just got an infusion of tiger blood and Adonis DNA. Like many Twitter quitters before him, Charlie Sheen has reactivated his account after committing Twittercide last month.

A source told TMZ, “He misses interacting with his fans … and really wants to talk to them about important things in his life.” And besides, “can’t is the “cancer of happen.” Or something.

https://twitter.com/NightOwl_ovo/statuses/235340443653652480

Is @charliesheen returning to twitter? Please?

— Samantha Adams (@MsSamAdams) August 14, 2012

Ladies & Gentleman, our long, national nightmare is over… @CharlieSheen is back on Twitter. *makes jerk off motion* http://t.co/tO3qCTOq

— COMMANDER COOL® (@vojha) August 14, 2012

The return of @charliesheen proves that when it comes to Twitter the louder the exit the faster they come back to it.

— Michael Byrnes (@MichaelByrnes) August 14, 2012

I see #CharlieSheen is back on Twitter…yeah yeah yeah. He saw those rating drop a little and now he needs his fans again. Welcome back!

— 36 Ounces In A Kilo™ (@DONETHUGIN_CIAO) August 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/Lz0815/status/235319175986417664

https://twitter.com/RandyCVG/status/235278135715840001

https://twitter.com/Thorkian/status/235237216950054912

The Twitterverse is on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen.

Update:

Sheen sent his first post-hiatus tweets this morning. They’re a bit … similar.

It's on! My pop guest stars Thursday on Anger Management. Watch my dad show up as my dad 9:30p on FX. Best yet!! http://t.co/RbsKp2wT

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) August 14, 2012

https://twitter.com/charliesheen/status/235360724459864064

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/14/winning-charlie-sheen-reactivates-twitter-account/