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This Kid Is “Apparently” Responsible For The Most Viral Interview In History.

Some people were just born to be on TV, 5-year-old Noah Ritter is “apparently” just one of those people.

While Newswatch 16‘s Sofia Ojeda was reporting at Pennsylvania’s Wayne County Fair, young Noah stole the show when the reporter asked him the simple question of what he thought about one of the rides. Noah grabbed the microphone from her and went on the most adorable little rant about everything: live television, his grandpa, playing the Powerball, what it feels like to be dizzy and so much more.

All while, he overused word “apparently.” Apparently, he said it 8 times.

This local news clip has gone so viral, that it’s ranked up more than 8 million views in just a few days on YouTube.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz5TGN7eUcM?rel=0]

(Source: WNEP-TV)

He has been stuck with his gramps for so long, it’s as if he is absorbing his personality. From the Powerball to the mundane description of that dan-fangled-spinny-contraption, you can tell he picked up some mannerisms from his old man.

The video quickly spread online and little Noah became an instant star. Here’s his reaction to his interview being so viral now:

(Source: Gio Benitez)

Share this funny little kid with your friends on Facebook below.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/apparently-kid/

Fox Business’ Kennedy sums up the problem with all SOTU speeches

http://twitter.com/#!/KennedyNation/status/428418978814234624

Fox Business host and former MTV VJ Kennedy always sums it up so well. See you next year, when the State of Union speech promises to be just as boring and meaningless as it was this year, since it’ll probably be the same text.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/29/fox-business-networks-kennedy-perfectly-summarizes-state-of-the-union-speech/

Poor baby! Being on a plane with Mitt Romney makes actress Laverne Cox ‘gag’

http://twitter.com/#!/krissrosesuxx/status/515178922687086592

“Orange is the New Black” actress and transgender activist Laverne Cox thinks she’s pretty hot stuff. Too hot to have to share a plane with that icky Mitt Romney, evidently:

#MittRomney is on the plane with me. #gag

— Laverne Cox (@Lavernecox) September 25, 2014

Some of her followers had thoughts on what she could do about it:

Fight him “@Lavernecox: #MittRomney is on the plane with me. #gag”

— Baelenciaga. (@HausJasmine_) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox don't touch him! Dirty!

— ivebeenvolked (@IvebeenVolked) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox Bahahaha… Breath thru your mouth!!!

— Mardi Pieronek (@MardiPieronek) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox DRAG HIM

— alec (@alecjayk) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox if there was ever a reason to walk by someone and fart…. Or smile and whisper "Obama's still president"

— sophia (@chriscolfers) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox Best to avoid physical contact. Including fluid exchange.

— Dan Monaghan (@danmonaghan) September 25, 2014

@theferocity @BuzzFeedLGBT @Lavernecox Go up, introduce yourself, then ask to see his special underwear. #MileHighMormon

— Keric Comic (@changeiscomic) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox Please spill a drink on him.

— Candice (@BBCandice) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox slay him

— macey crehan (@macey_danzig) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox Ask if he has opened those binders yet.

— Kim F. Hall (@ProfKFH) September 25, 2014

“@Lavernecox: #MittRomney is on the plane with me. #gag” drag his racist ugly white ass

— zayn stan (@abelplz) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox open the door and push him out

— tash (@lovatash) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox push him off

— India Crone (@India_Crone) September 25, 2014

Gotta love tolerance!

@Lavernecox believe it or not, there are trans republicans, we are a diverse group.

— shae altice (@shaealtice) September 25, 2014

.@Lavernecox It really is awful you have to share a plane with a devoted family man that donates millions to charity. How will you survive?

— AG (@AG_Conservative) September 25, 2014

.@Lavernecox More peace and acceptance from the racist left-wing professional make-believers. #tolerance

— Kevin Lebo (@kevinlebo) September 25, 2014

Classy. https://t.co/6Vl8WIPoob @Lavernecox

— RB (@RBPundit) September 25, 2014

@Lavernecox so much for being classy huh?

— Lyndsey Fifield (@lyndseyfifield) September 25, 2014

I'm sure he'd feel the same about you. Wait no, he's not rude like you. RT @Lavernecox: #MittRomney is on the plane with me. #gag

— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) September 25, 2014

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/25/poor-baby-being-on-a-plane-with-mitt-romney-makes-actress-laverne-cox-gag/