Author: Leaman Ralph

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Red Sox’s David Ortiz meets Obama; ‘Legendary’ selfie goes viral [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/GarrettQuinn/status/451036220236529664

Snicker. Why, yes. This just happened when the 2013 World Series winners, the Boston Red Sox, hit up the White House today:

http://twitter.com/#!/davidortiz/status/451032513679749120

In under thirty minutes, that tweet was retweeted nearly 10,000 times. Big Papi meets President Selfie? Instant viral photo.

http://twitter.com/#!/daleysports/status/451033699103277056 http://twitter.com/#!/ACorddry/status/451033980465586176 http://twitter.com/#!/DJAngieC/status/451033775271460865

A the most pressing question:

http://twitter.com/#!/jcmccaffrey/status/451036870047436800

Will he beat Ellen DeGeneres’ record-breaking selfie? Stay tuned!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/01/papi-wins-twitter-today-red-soxs-david-ortiz-meets-obama-legendary-selfie-goes-viral-pic/

Shia Labeouf Has A Rattail Now

Just thought you needed to know.

1. Here it is from the front:

Here it is from the front:

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2. Here it is from the back:

Here it is from the back:

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3. And a close-up of that:

And a close-up of that:

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4. And here it is on an escalator indulging in some PDA:

And here it is on an escalator indulging in some PDA:

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7. Congrats, Shia, on living that sweet rattail lifestyle.

Congrats, Shia, on living that sweet rattail lifestyle.

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/shia-labeouf-has-a-rattail-now

Flaccid memory: Anthony Weiner not sure how many women he sexted after resigning

http://twitter.com/#!/ricosuavetb/status/360449656842489857

Just how many women made Carlos Danger‘s virtual acquaintance? Well, he’s not really sure:

“There are a few. I don’t have a specific number for you,” Weiner said. “There are people I’ve had exchanges with that are completely appropriate, and that there are no pictures or illicit texts or anything. Now if those people want to say they don’t like the exchanges we had either, I don’t know where to put them.”

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“It’s not dozens and dozens,” he said. “It’s six to ten, I suppose, but I can’t tell you absolutely what people are going to consider inappropriate or not.”

OK, how about an easier question? Mr. Weiner, how many ladies did you engage with after you resigned from Congress?

“I don’t believe I had any more than three.”

Really, dude? That’s your answer?

http://twitter.com/#!/lisagayb/status/360449083023962112 http://twitter.com/#!/GayPatriot/status/360448415794081794

C’mon, Carlos. Your judgment may be terrible, but your memory’s not impaired. What’re you trying to hide?

http://twitter.com/#!/ultimatemorgasm/status/360451385071898626

Uh-huh.

http://twitter.com/#!/BDayspring/status/360448018568318976 http://twitter.com/#!/BAJDixon/status/360451621269929984

It’s actually pretty impressive the way Weiner keeps finding ways to make himself look worse.

http://twitter.com/#!/mamaswati/status/360448987603533825

Yep.

http://twitter.com/#!/scottsportsman/status/360450455077269504

What a piece of work.

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Related:

Twitchy’s full coverage of Anthony Weiner

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/25/flaccid-memory-anthony-weiner-not-sure-how-many-women-he-sexted-after-resigning/