The saga of Lizz Winstead’s missing iPad

http://twitter.com/#!/lizzwinstead/status/205443505013792768

It is kinda maddening to watch your ipad move around. #LAXThief

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 23, 2012

HERE IS MY IPAD http://t.co/JZZ5Tuj9 HERE IS ME http://t.co/rhw2GPGm

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 23, 2012

Lizz Winstead is a comedienne and political satirist who is best known for co-creating The Daily Show. We are aware that she’s politically liberal, but there are times to set aside politics and appreciate good tweeting.  Besides, even liberals have property rights.

We hope LAX security is able to recover the purloined iPad and return it to Winstead.

Update:  Turns out the missing  iPad isn’t at LAX after all.  It is at an airport in Orlando, Fla. We gather Winstead left her iPad on a plane and is angry because Delta Airlines failed to locate it. Now someone — Winstead doesn’t know who — is walking around Orlando Airport with her iPad.

Update, Not LAX, Orlando. Terminal B. Delta people lied and said they checked the plane. That plane left for Orlando with my Ipad.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 24, 2012

Is it possible that someone removed the iPad from the plane before Delta searched for it? Nope:

@TwitchyTeam It was never removed. They said they checked and that the plane was now on it's way to Orlando. Now Ipad inOrlando

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 24, 2012

If we left an iPad on a plane, we would pretty much write it off.  But we hope Winstead is able to get hers back.

Update: She’s getting it back!

OMG! iPad now on its way back to LA! Scheduled to arrive 845.

— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) May 24, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/23/lizz-winstead-monitors-movement-of-her-stolen-ipad-in-real-time-as-thief-carries-it-around-lax/

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