Sep
19

World trend brings life lessons, and humor, to unborn babies

http://twitter.com/search?q=%23tomyunbornchild

to my boy: you are good enough for any girl.

to my girl: no guy is good enough for you

— StickFM (@StickRadio) http://twitter.com/#!/StickRadio/status/179374068779327488

For a better part of this evening, the hashtag #ToMyUnbornChild has been trending worldwide on Twitter. At first, it seems like another gargle of words put together on the Twittersphere, but looking through the messages, it shows what different people around the world would say to the baby they are about to have (or will have in the future). Here’s a composite of some life lessons – and jokes – that everyone should hear.

The life-lessons:

https://twitter.com/hashtag/tomyunbornchild?src=hash I will never let you suffer; financially, emotionally, physically, etc; I will take care of you no matter the circumstance.

— Haley de St. Germain (@HAlEY_dEStGERM) https://twitter.com/HAlEY_dEStGERM/status/179374010394611712

https://twitter.com/hashtag/tomyunbornchild?src=hash yo mama wasn't a hoe and yo daddy didn't sell drugs…YOU better not! .

— BeautifulBeast . (@Teairaaa) https://twitter.com/Teairaaa/status/179372562344710145

https://twitter.com/#!/Audyw44/status/179373834175131649

https://twitter.com/hashtag/tomyunbornchild?src=hash ima never neglect you, never leave you, or never hurt you ! i promise to love, cherish, and give you more then i have ;

— Princess Jasmine (@JAYElousy) https://twitter.com/JAYElousy/status/179373329763934208

https://twitter.com/hashtag/tomyunbornchild?src=hash your going to have everything i didn't .. a MOTHER and a FATHER , both in your life <3

— E. (@_pytee) https://twitter.com/_pytee/status/179374010658856960

https://twitter.com/hashtag/ToMyUnbornChild?src=hash I know I won't be a perfect parent but I'll do my best to raise you cherish your accomplishments and forgive your mistakes.

— Jazade (@jazadeee) https://twitter.com/jazadeee/status/179355923570114560

https://twitter.com/#!/Algo_Dulce2/status/179373844589588481

https://twitter.com/#!/blondecai/status/179373748208672769

And of course, the funny ones:

https://twitter.com/#!/MrHJPotter/status/179352676558053377

https://twitter.com/hashtag/ToMyUnbornChild?src=hash: You think you have bad parents? Well, I hear Snooki's pregnant… http://t.co/aS2HJSFP

— AlmightyMJ (@AlmiightyMJ) https://twitter.com/AlmiightyMJ/status/179352131952852992

https://twitter.com/hashtag/ToMyUnbornChild?src=hash: I feel bad for you, by the time you're on this earth… there will be no Twitter usernames left.

— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell/status/179351425556561920

https://twitter.com/#!/Evil_Dumbledore/status/179351046999650304

https://twitter.com/hashtag/tomyunbornchild?src=hash i'd never name you nothin stupid like Vonquisha or Shantaniquaniece okay!! I promise

— Ari (@honeyinashell) https://twitter.com/honeyinashell/status/179366505992040448

https://twitter.com/hashtag/ToMyUnbornChild?src=hash , lemme stop talking about you before I jinx myself and you come earlier than intended .

— Insta : Keefsweat. (@_KeefSweat) https://twitter.com/_KeefSweat/status/179366515315982336

https://twitter.com/hashtag/ToMyUnbornChild?src=hash: If you don't like Harry Potter, then find another roof to live under.

— Tonks (@tonksx7) https://twitter.com/tonksx7/status/179352340292304896

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/12/world-trend-brings-life-lessons-and-humor-to-unborn-babies/

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