— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) https://twitter.com/LouisFarrakhan/status/423605926373773312
If you’re like the vast majority of human beings on this planet, you haven’t closely followed the preaching of minister Louis Farrakhan, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUPxElXRTtQ, extremist Islamist, http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2011/06/07/black-supremacist-nation-of-islam-embraces-white-dominated-scientology/, and http://twitchy.com/2012/03/11/louis-farrakhan-to-u-c-berkeley-students-you-know-jews-ran-the-slave-trade/. Well, it’s time you caught up on all the craziness … and Twitchy is here to help!
In short, it’s all about The Wheel. No, we’re not talking about the Wheel of Fortune. That’s Pat Sajak — different minister. It’s some kind of mothership from outer space that follows Farrakhan around. At some point, when he’s good and ready, he will climb on board to fly away from planet Earth and, for good measure, maybe kill off all of our planet’s blue-eyed devils.
Here’s some Twitter background about The Wheel:
When Farrakhan ascends to The Plane that night/ We will walk by Faith and not by sight https://twitter.com/hashtag/Atl?src=hash FOI drill team
— Joshua Muhammad (@J_Illuminated) https://twitter.com/J_Illuminated/status/417164623947632640
The wheels follow http://twitter.com/search?q=%23Farrakhan wherever he goes. Take it or let it alone! He knows!
http://noi.org/thetime— Ilia Rashad Muhammad (@iliarashad) http://twitter.com/#!/iliarashad/status/417156639645782016
— Carlos Muhammad (@CarlosMuhammad1) https://twitter.com/CarlosMuhammad1/status/417147840368898048
ASA MINISTER FARRAKHAN I wanted to know how can you explain the moons on the other planets but our moon came from our earth?
— Graham Latshaw (@GrahamLatshaw) https://twitter.com/GrahamLatshaw/status/423665210642010112
That’s because UFOs weigh heavily in the gospel of Louie.
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) https://twitter.com/LouisFarrakhan/status/421098815710441473
For America to admit that UFO's exist, that would mean to admit there is a greater power they have no control over. https://twitter.com/hashtag/TheTime?src=hash https://twitter.com/hashtag/Farrakhan?src=hash"
— warren abdullah (@Artisticpoet_) https://twitter.com/Artisticpoet_/status/417147772677021696
And they’re probably gonna destroy America. Because blue-eyed devils.
Black excellence destroys White racism.
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) https://twitter.com/LouisFarrakhan/status/193831064991571968
In one of his http://youtu.be/uY3yl4eDe_8 Farrakhan says The Wheel, the great mother plane, sits 40 miles above Earth, just above America, ready to deal vengeance upon our racist-y ways.
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) https://twitter.com/LouisFarrakhan/status/320699120249602048
The honorable Elijah Muhammad, who is widely believed to have died in 1975, is actually still alive! That’s right. He has been broadcasting to Farrakhan from one of the UFO wheels. Never trust http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elijah_Muhammad#Death!
— Know4LIFE (@Know4LIFE) https://twitter.com/Know4LIFE/status/387262402812575744
The Most Honorable Elijah Muhammad is still physically alive; tomorrow He will be 116 years of age. Allah helped Elijah escape a death plot.
— Brother Ahmad X (@HumanBiotics) https://twitter.com/HumanBiotics/status/387050685843247104
There’s also a board game! Like Monopoly, but you don’t get rich at the end. You become a god. Or something.
— Brother Stephon (@SDK2012) https://twitter.com/SDK2012/status/421697384687874048
But not if you’re a Jew, because you won’t let Kanye West listen to Farrakhan:
Why don't powerful Jews want Kanye West or you to listen to Farrakhan? The truth hurts! http://t.co/iieqNQo7Ka
— The Final Call News (@TheFinalCall) https://twitter.com/TheFinalCall/status/416007439742283778
Jews! Always causing trouble.
We should also mention that there’s a new economic system just for members of the Nation of Islam.
How much are we willing to sacrifice for our freedom? 5¢ a day is painless! http://t.co/qXIRoi05cT https://twitter.com/hashtag/EconomicBlueprint?src=hash http://t.co/RrNGHtOvHF
— MINISTER FARRAKHAN (@LouisFarrakhan) https://twitter.com/LouisFarrakhan/status/416285388773134336
Maybe it’s time for the Nation of Islam to create its own currency, sort of like Bitcoin except racist. Farrakhoin?
So there you have it. Ready to sign up to the Nation of Islam now? Because if you aren’t, you’re probably a racist Zionist who doesn’t even have the good sense to fear The Wheel.
Minister Farrakhan has been posting weekly addresses for about a year, each one an hour long. The http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPfuqpu4cw has more than 124,000 views. He seemed well on his way to YouTube stardom. Alas, a year later, each video is garnering only about 20,000 views each. He’s probably hoping the mothership comes soon before his viewership dwindles down to nothing.
Wait, wait. Oh no. We think he converted Pat Sajak!
"Wheel" starts in 10 minutes here in LA. I've already lit the candles on the shrine and poured the wine.
— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) https://twitter.com/patsajak/status/423655867523670016
Enjoy the mothership, brother.